Kanj Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He's funny man, he can't run, he can't pass, he can barely trap the ball, he can't tackle, he can't cut out passing lanes, he can't pressure defenders, but he can score random goals, at any time. Fucking engima man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 it's f***ing crazy having that 10m goalscoring striker back, where's he been? Great stuff. Great to have Cisse back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He's funny man, he can't run, he can't pass, he can barely trap the ball, he can't tackle, he can't cut out passing lanes, he can't pressure defenders, but he can score random goals, at any time. f***ing engima man. Has the strikers knack of getting in the right place for tap ins. That's what he's been doing lately and he's finished them. The past few seasons he's inexplicably missed some of the easiest chances you could ever see. He really is an enigma, but his positional sense for tap in chances is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Canny gesture to hug the lad in the wheelchair after the 2nd goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He just knows where to be to score goals It's a handy attribute for a striker, as Luke de Jong would say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He also looks like he's not recovered from whatever injuries he's got - like he's running with a limp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He's funny man, he can't run, he can't pass, he can barely trap the ball, he can't tackle, he can't cut out passing lanes, he can't pressure defenders, but he can score random goals, at any time. Fucking engima man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I fucking love this bloke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He's funny man, he can't run, he can't pass, he can barely trap the ball, he can't tackle, he can't cut out passing lanes, he can't pressure defenders, but he can score random goals, at any time. f***ing engima man. Has the strikers knack of getting in the right place for tap ins. That's what he's been doing lately and he's finished them. The past few seasons he's inexplicably missed some of the easiest chances you could ever see. He really is an enigma, but his positional sense for tap in chances is awesome. Aye - he's got that instinct back. Brilliant to see atm. Difficult to build a team around him, it's probably best we don't. DAT BIT OF MAGIC OFF THE BENCH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 We signed a striker who almost exclusively scored fantastic goals from nowhere, who then couldn't buy a goal, and is now banging in scruffy poachers goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Can't help but love the useless scamp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Definitely the most likeable of our players. well, if he wasn't a muslim - AMIRITE rjberger :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Canny gesture to hug the lad in the wheelchair after the 2nd goal. He does that quite often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juniatmoko Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 1st goal was from chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 A performance that's hard to assess. Scored twice, otherwise absolutely crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 A performance that's hard to assess. Scored twice, otherwise absolutely crap. Yes,could have done with him concentrating on work outside the box rather than getting on the end of crosses. Bit of a travesty that he scored two goals in 45 mins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 A performance that's hard to assess. Scored twice, otherwise absolutely crap. He is an instinctive poacher, gets on the end of things or picks up bits n pieces in the box. He isn't going to graft like Drogba. Not all players are the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 What a fucking goal scorer this guy is, even at his worse last season he always seemed to be getting in the right positions, hope he keeps this up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 A performance that's hard to assess. Scored twice, otherwise absolutely crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 We will sell him in January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 2011/12 - one goal every 86 mins 2012/13 - one goal every 375 mins 2013/14 - one goal every 691 mins 2014/15 - one goal every 66 mins After two years of absolute crap, his scoring rate is actually better than his first 6 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 A performance that's hard to assess. Scored twice, otherwise absolutely crap. World's oldest forum WUM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm made up for Cisse, mind. Great bloke, hell of a goalscorer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Be brilliant if he could get 15-20 goals. Seems back to his old self. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Makes me giggle like a loon everytime I see him be interviewed. Such a happy man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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