Parky Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. This is a classic I've got a hard on but will put ice on me dick post. Why bother living? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 According to portuguese media, after the final whistle our manager, Jesus himself, told him, and I'm quoting, "you're a great player". http://www.record.xl.pt/Futebol/Nacional/1a_liga/Benfica/interior.aspx?content_id=815317 Impressed me. Great raw qualities, only needs a bit of tactical training. Way too many offsides. He wasn't like that when he first arrived, not sure whats gone on. Hang on, I forgot. pardew. Most offside pl ayer in the Bundesliga before he joined, nice try though. Was he offside loads when he first joined us in the january window? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 He snacks on the offside rule. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 When he first signed I had a look at his YT clips and wondered what the best description of him would be. I thought that 'ball magnet' would be the most apt. The fucking chances/positions this guy gets into to be near the ball is fantastic. He is a yard from being a £25m striker imo. If he can just eliminate the offside mistakes he will be world class imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. This is a classic I've got a hard on but will put ice on me dick post. Why bother living? It's true though. It's like if HBA didn't have a reputation he'd be at someone like that. It's just stating the fact that the reason we have players like that is because they have a little something which stops one of the "giants" getting them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. Still think his all round game is too erratic for someone like Bayern.... he actually reminds me of Mario Gomez except Gomez is a lot stronger and more of an aerial threat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. Still think his all round game is too erratic for someone like Bayern.... he actually reminds me of Mario Gomez except Gomez is a lot stronger and more of an aerial threat. Gomez is dogshit. They've been trying to turn this genemix plank into a striker for about 5 years. He'll take down the euro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. Still think his all round game is too erratic for someone like Bayern.... he actually reminds me of Mario Gomez except Gomez is a lot stronger and more of an aerial threat. Gomez is dogshit. They've been trying to turn this genemix plank into a striker for about 5 years. He'll take down the euro. He's not dogshit.... very limited but knows how to gain a yard or two to get into positions to score goals just like Cisse. But yeah they are much better now they have a striker who can link play and press the opposition effectively. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Ignore him, man. He doesn't have a clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Was unfortunate not to notch a hat-trick in Lisbon. Could easily have had 2 or 3 last night had he timed his runs a little better too. He's going to fucking punish someone badly before the end of the season. He'll have a game where it goes his way and he gets the bounce of the ball going his way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. Still think his all round game is too erratic for someone like Bayern.... he actually reminds me of Mario Gomez except Gomez is a lot stronger and more of an aerial threat. Gomez is dogshit. They've been trying to turn this genemix plank into a striker for about 5 years. He'll take down the euro. He's not dogshit.... very limited but knows how to gain a yard or two to get into positions to score goals just like Cisse. But yeah they are much better now they have a striker who can link play and press the opposition effectively. It's basically that he lacks a lot of movement and awareness. Germany playing the one with three behind rotate it around a lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Was unfortunate not to notch a hat-trick in Lisbon. Could easily have had 2 or 3 last night had he timed his runs a little better too. He's going to f***ing punish someone badly before the end of the season. He'll have a game where it goes his way and he gets the bounce of the ball going his way. Pleasebesundaypleasebesundaypleasebesundaypleasebesundaypleasebesundaypleasebesunday... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Was unfortunate not to notch a hat-trick in Lisbon. Could easily have had 2 or 3 last night had he timed his runs a little better too. He's going to fucking punish someone badly before the end of the season. He'll have a game where it goes his way and he gets the bounce of the ball going his way. He always has more time than he seems to think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 The cliché about him not hitting the heights of last season are starting to piss me off. Yeah he's not scoring every single game any more, big fucking wow. He's currently got 5 in 8, and 8 in 18 which should really be 9 in 18 considering the Metalist officiating howler. He should probably have more, but 1 in 2 isn't exactly shite is it? Been banging this drum for months now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. Still think his all round game is too erratic for someone like Bayern.... he actually reminds me of Mario Gomez except Gomez is a lot stronger and more of an aerial threat. Gomez is dogshit. They've been trying to turn this genemix plank into a striker for about 5 years. He'll take down the euro. 'Dogshit' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Are things not being skewed by the fact he's been played on the wing all the up until Ba left pretty much? That's just wrong tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Are things not being skewed by the fact he's been played on the wing all the up until Ba left pretty much? That's just wrong tbf. Oh maybe just seemed to happen a lot....in any case can't have helped his return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Are things not being skewed by the fact he's been played on the wing all the up until Ba left pretty much? That's just wrong tbf. Oh maybe just seemed to happen a lot....in any case can't have helped his return. It would be that, we were all so angered by it that it seemed to happen more than we realised He actually only played there 5 times and for what its worth so did Ba when he played out wide, none the less its clear he was lacking confidence then whether he played next to Ba or outwide. Now he looks like he will score and his movement looks like he will get himself into positions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Are things not being skewed by the fact he's been played on the wing all the up until Ba left pretty much? That's just wrong tbf. Oh maybe just seemed to happen a lot....in any case can't have helped his return. According to Football-Lineups, he's started out wide four times this season. Most of the time he's been up top with Ba or on his own. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Are things not being skewed by the fact he's been played on the wing all the up until Ba left pretty much? That's just wrong tbf. Oh maybe just seemed to happen a lot....in any case can't have helped his return. According to Football-Lineups, he's started out wide four times this season. Most of the time he's been up top with Ba or on his own. Won't stop people from using it as a convenient excuse for his underperformance in the first part of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Perfect timing form wise going into sundays game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Perfect timing form wise going into sundays game. He's going to get a hat trick tbh. Howay Papiss! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If he learned the offside rule though, he's playing for one of the elite like Bayern Munich or someone, not us. Still think his all round game is too erratic for someone like Bayern.... he actually reminds me of Mario Gomez except Gomez is a lot stronger and more of an aerial threat. Gomez is dogshit. They've been trying to turn this genemix plank into a striker for about 5 years. He'll take down the euro. 'Dogshit' His record speaks of it self. More of a goal threat than Cisse will ever be. Cisse is better in general play though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JRandall96 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Howay Pappis! Scoring on sunday would get the fans right behind him again! Which in my opinion is exactly what he needs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 9 goals since Ba left, 4 while Ba was here this season - that sound right? suggests he'll do fine next season, especially considering how shit we've been the majority of this season....UNLESS pardiola decides to do something stupid with his striking options in the summer, which i doubt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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