Sima Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Also they claim their message board is superior to this one?! Well to be fair, we don't address the burning issues of the day with every new thread.... "Whats the best way to get to doxy from penna by bus?" "Recommend me a bottle bank" "Ah just divvent get 'Friends' me like" "This FUCKEN Country, I M ANGERY (PT 6)" "Just saw a black bloke in Witherwack??!?!? WTF?!" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 OptaJoe @OptaJoe 27 - Sunderland have had fewer shots (27) than any other team in Europe's top five leagues this season. Siena are next with 45. Timid. Jesus. We had 23 in our last match alone (mind, it was Villa). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 OptaJoe @OptaJoe 27 - Sunderland have had fewer shots (27) than any other team in Europe's top five leagues this season. Siena are next with 45. Timid. Jesus. We had 23 in our last match alone (mind, it was Villa). You wouldn't enjoy watching sunderland. Nobody enjoys watching sunderland. A lot of macums don't even enjoy watching sunderland any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I love bhoywhonder in this thread, he is the forums Shola (can't give higher praise than that). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 From True Faith's brilliant pre-derby perfect ten series, LET’S ALL LAUGH AT SUNDERLAND Remember Sunderland’s” lads” getting off The Monument and marching en-masse up Blackett St., through Gallowgate, up Barrack Road, dishing out hidings at some indeterminate point in the past? Nah, me neither, because it didn’t happen! Steve Bruce promising us he had something planned for the PA system when Sunderland beat Newcastle in the return fixtures at the SoS following the 5-1 when they would beat us. What was that song Brucie? Lee Cattermole’s forthcoming appearance on Jeremy Kyle Photos of the lad with his Dad who pushed Harper over, the next day in the papers Their fans doing 2-1 gestures with their fingers on Wessington Way after the 4-1 One of their fans, frothing at the mouth, nutting a bus in frustration outside the Half Way House Pub in Southwick after the 4-1 2-1 T-shirts The empty away end at SJP with 20 mins left at the 5-1 Martin O’Neill’s lies about NUFC coaching staff and the officials room at SJP Steve Cram’s Bar Bill after the Dabzias 1-0 ;D ;D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest togsy Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Danny Rose sent off for U21's - some saying he misses Sunday, and Steven Fletcher now hobbling around for the jocks. Oh dear. Weapons grade thick as mince. hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I was talking to a couple of "mackems at work" yesterday, discussing the match (more of a race to the bottom with both sides really deriding their current form) and I mentioned the classinees thing, they had no idea some sunderland fans see themselves that way, they even thought it was funny. leads me to think it's not so much a sunderland thing as an RTG thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Danny Rose sent off for U21's - some saying he misses Sunday, and Steven Fletcher now hobbling around for the jocks. Oh dear. Also means he misses Yeovil's match with Bury on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I was talking to a couple of "mackems at work" yesterday, discussing the match (more of a race to the bottom with both sides really deriding their current form) and I mentioned the classinees thing, they had no idea some sunderland fans see themselves that way, they even thought it was funny. leads me to think it's not so much a sunderland thing as an RTG thing. Yeah I think RTG is like an alternate universe. I know plenty of very decent Sunderland fans, and they've never said anything like that. That place is just an echo chamber, they repeat things enough times until they become fact Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploppy43 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 RTG foaming at the mouth in prep for Sunday Re: Songs on sunday for Mr Pardew -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't sing anything to him, just pelt him with coins and bricks classy eh? __________________ Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=736576#ixzz29YKZkwMU They are unbelievable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 The Mackems are so classy they have become Cultural ambassadors for The North east protecting the World from the Mag slobs. Although having once or twice (only) paid a short visit to a NUFC forum to gather a specific piece of information I can sympathise with you, assuming that you have a brain. There really is nothing to make you want to visit it. The leaden thud of mag humour hitting the floor, the puerile comments, the idiotic assertions (see bold above) are sadly a normal part of life in Newcastle. And yes, I do speak from experience, 12 years of it, that included many attempts at physical assault immediately after the mandatory "Oh yer a F***ing Mackem are yer" (swap youze for yer if you like) started 3 hours after I moved into my house there and lasted the entire 12 years. My favourites are the pseudo-Geordies who use (what passes in Newcastle for) proper English when at work and then gan aall Geordie at the weekend. Now they are funny. And as for your comments on racism and homophobia ... Jesus wept ... do you ever go out in yourown city? Or travel to other countries with your fellow citizens? I live in a French holiday area and I cringe evey time I hear the accent because I know what is coming next. And the volume it is coming at. Happily many of my friends and neighbours here make no reference to the fact that I originate from a neighbouring City when loudmouthed gobshites from Newcastle appear. And I can assure you that the conversation stays firmly in French whist their infection continues. Sunderland, the acceptable face of the North East of England. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=736498&page=11#ixzz29YPpy7bC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Classy behaviour in that hovel of a town on wearside includes :- Smashing up and openly urinating on local transport services, Running on to the pitch to attack opposition players, Smearing excrement around toilets being used by fellow supporters, Starting internet posts hoping for another team's aeroplane to crash. Yes, truly classy in their bitter jealous world, but just quite sad in the civilised world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 its more just RTG in all honesty. Most mackems I know are nothing like that lot on there. One even admits RTG is an embarrassing shambles and a collection of complete idiots. He wants to set up a "proper" sunderland forum but he can't be arsed/never gets round to it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 The Mackems are so classy they have become Cultural ambassadors for The North east protecting the World from the Mag slobs. Although having once or twice (only) paid a short visit to a NUFC forum to gather a specific piece of information I can sympathise with you, assuming that you have a brain. There really is nothing to make you want to visit it. The leaden thud of mag humour hitting the floor, the puerile comments, the idiotic assertions (see bold above) are sadly a normal part of life in Newcastle. And yes, I do speak from experience, 12 years of it, that included many attempts at physical assault immediately after the mandatory "Oh yer a F***ing Mackem are yer" (swap youze for yer if you like) started 3 hours after I moved into my house there and lasted the entire 12 years. My favourites are the pseudo-Geordies who use (what passes in Newcastle for) proper English when at work and then gan aall Geordie at the weekend. Now they are funny. And as for your comments on racism and homophobia ... Jesus wept ... do you ever go out in yourown city? Or travel to other countries with your fellow citizens? I live in a French holiday area and I cringe evey time I hear the accent because I know what is coming next. And the volume it is coming at. Happily many of my friends and neighbours here make no reference to the fact that I originate from a neighbouring City when loudmouthed gobshites from Newcastle appear. And I can assure you that the conversation stays firmly in French whist their infection continues. Sunderland, the acceptable face of the North East of England. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=736498&page=11#ixzz29YPpy7bC To get to France I bet he flew from Ponteland airport as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 The Mackems are so classy they have become Cultural ambassadors for The North east protecting the World from the Mag slobs. Although having once or twice (only) paid a short visit to a NUFC forum to gather a specific piece of information I can sympathise with you, assuming that you have a brain. There really is nothing to make you want to visit it. The leaden thud of mag humour hitting the floor, the puerile comments, the idiotic assertions (see bold above) are sadly a normal part of life in Newcastle. And yes, I do speak from experience, 12 years of it, that included many attempts at physical assault immediately after the mandatory "Oh yer a F***ing Mackem are yer" (swap youze for yer if you like) started 3 hours after I moved into my house there and lasted the entire 12 years. My favourites are the pseudo-Geordies who use (what passes in Newcastle for) proper English when at work and then gan aall Geordie at the weekend. Now they are funny. And as for your comments on racism and homophobia ... Jesus wept ... do you ever go out in yourown city? Or travel to other countries with your fellow citizens? I live in a French holiday area and I cringe evey time I hear the accent because I know what is coming next. And the volume it is coming at. Happily many of my friends and neighbours here make no reference to the fact that I originate from a neighbouring City when loudmouthed gobshites from Newcastle appear. And I can assure you that the conversation stays firmly in French whist their infection continues. Sunderland, the acceptable face of the North East of England. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=736498&page=11#ixzz29YPpy7bC Of course... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 mackem is rule!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 MAKEM' S,RuLE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 why do I click links to that forum. Another cracker this http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=13635966&postcount=113 Might be an idea to keep a running total. The example of SAFC not showing class A child skipping on the pitch to meet Steve Harper Selected examples of NUFC not showing class Steve Harper luring a child onto the pitch for a fight Dyer fighting Bowyer Carroll and Nolan's drug fueled orgy Carroll's gangster feud Chairman disparaging women Chairman downing pints on TV Chairman exposing himself in public Club selling tshirt of fan exposing himself Booing Bobby Robson, who since died Mocking Bobby Robson's memory via rebadged statue of Ernie Wise Rioting in Darlington Alan Pardew (miscellaneous) Shearer's double assault (on Lennon, then on the fabric of the English game) Joey Barton (miscellaneous) Jimmy Nail Promoting poverty via Wongadome Harboring "Oh we're geordies" man Glorifying behaviour of Nile Ranger Reintroducing the longball curse into the modern game Crimes against architecture Promoting diving to impressionable children Destroying Alan Shearer's proud reputation by winning no trophies then getting relegated Orchastrating fan defacement of Sports Direct Arena Mocking the sanctity of funerals Steven Taylor __________________ Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 The Mackems are so classy they have become Cultural ambassadors for The North east protecting the World from the Mag slobs. Although having once or twice (only) paid a short visit to a NUFC forum to gather a specific piece of information I can sympathise with you, assuming that you have a brain. There really is nothing to make you want to visit it. The leaden thud of mag humour hitting the floor, the puerile comments, the idiotic assertions (see bold above) are sadly a normal part of life in Newcastle. And yes, I do speak from experience, 12 years of it, that included many attempts at physical assault immediately after the mandatory "Oh yer a F***ing Mackem are yer" (swap youze for yer if you like) started 3 hours after I moved into my house there and lasted the entire 12 years. My favourites are the pseudo-Geordies who use (what passes in Newcastle for) proper English when at work and then gan aall Geordie at the weekend. Now they are funny. And as for your comments on racism and homophobia ... Jesus wept ... do you ever go out in yourown city? Or travel to other countries with your fellow citizens? I live in a French holiday area and I cringe evey time I hear the accent because I know what is coming next. And the volume it is coming at. Happily many of my friends and neighbours here make no reference to the fact that I originate from a neighbouring City when loudmouthed gobshites from Newcastle appear. And I can assure you that the conversation stays firmly in French whist their infection continues. Sunderland, the acceptable face of the North East of England. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=736498&page=11#ixzz29YPpy7bC oh regarde-moi - je peux parler français - pathétique! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
localshop Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Might be an idea to keep a running total. The example of SAFC not showing class A child skipping on the pitch to meet Steve Harper Selected examples of NUFC not showing class Steve Harper luring a child onto the pitch for a fight Dyer fighting Bowyer Carroll and Nolan's drug fueled orgy Carroll's gangster feud Chairman disparaging women Chairman downing pints on TV Chairman exposing himself in public Club selling tshirt of fan exposing himself Booing Bobby Robson, who since died Mocking Bobby Robson's memory via rebadged statue of Ernie Wise Rioting in Darlington Alan Pardew (miscellaneous) Shearer's double assault (on Lennon, then on the fabric of the English game) Joey Barton (miscellaneous) Jimmy Nail Promoting poverty via Wongadome Harboring "Oh we're geordies" man Glorifying behaviour of Nile Ranger Reintroducing the longball curse into the modern game Crimes against architecture Promoting diving to impressionable children Destroying Alan Shearer's proud reputation by winning no trophies then getting relegated Orchastrating fan defacement of Sports Direct Arena Mocking the sanctity of funerals Steven Taylor __________________ Yes. Sounds tongue in cheek, unless it is deadly serious in which case Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 someone knock a sunderland list of classyness up in reply...but don't make stuff up a la mackems Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Anybody on here member of any other clubs forums? want to ask thier fans opinions on this Sunderland class thing? Is it real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Does any other club have as many plastic fans ? They get about 36K for an ordinary game then suddenly they have a 49K sellout for their biggest game of the season. That's one third again of their regular support crawls out of the woodwork just to see Newcastle. I don't think any other top flight club has such fickle support. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Anybody on here member of any other clubs forums? want to ask thier fans opinions on this Sunderland class thing? Is it real? No, it's not real. It's used on RTG, almost exclusively. Never once heard any of my mackem mates mention it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 What if RTG is one big experiment? They're all just following protocol and collating their results as part of some strange study. I only say this because it can't be real. It just can't be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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