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We found the tranny street! Amazing! There were 5 or 6 sheltering from the rain in a bus shelter, so we dived in with them and took the piss for a few minutes. We asked a one with cracking tits where real ladies could be found and it pointed us in the right direction. Helpful.

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Also just thought I'd mention we had a brilliant time in Lisbon. Parts of it were shithole-esq, but I guess most places have dodgy parts. The drug dealers were very annoying though, and the police seem to ignore it.

For the hour or so before kick off we left the area that the busses dropped us off in search of lager. A local pointed us to a small bar which had windows onto the training pitches. It was busy inside but once we had our pints in hand we started to sing. We were the only Nufc fans in there so it was 5 vs probably 50 or more. Met some good people in there and had a great time, as it got busier out ranks swelled to 7! When we first started to sing we were approached by 2 males, one with a white Lycra type material balaclava on and the other had his scarf covering most his face. Thought we were going to have to scrap at that point, but it was just to take photos!

This guy on the video seemed to be quite famous amongst the benfica fans in that bar... he seemed slightly crazy about benfica and is coming to newcastle via faro and leeds  http://youtu.be/Lj_1BVPeZo4

 

So thanks Benfica fans for your hospitality and if any Benfica fans here know the black lad with the white mask on, I want the picture off his iPhone of me and him!

 

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Apologies to anyone from Lisbon but it's the biggest shithole of all the European trips this season.

 

Edit: Kharkiv was much better.

 

Bollicks :lol: It's beautiful, I'm planning to head back for a few days in the summer.

 

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Though the drugs bit is true :lol: I've never been offered drugs like that apart from at music festivals. Actually showing me the cocaine, and in the main square!

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Guest Eusebio10

Hi there, Benfica fan here! :) I've been lurking this thread for a while, and just decided to register now.

 

Also just thought I'd mention we had a brilliant time in Lisbon. Parts of it were shithole-esq, but I guess most places have dodgy parts. The drug dealers were very annoying though, and the police seem to ignore it.

 

I'd been to Porto and thought it was very nice so looked forward to coming here. There was no one offering to sell me drugs on the street every 30 seconds or having to watch my pockets all the time there though.

 

Though the drugs bit is true :lol: I've never been offered drugs like that apart from at music festivals. Actually showing me the cocaine, and in the main square!

 

Actually, none of you were offered any drugs, and the reason why those fucking gypsies sell their crap in broad daylight in a main square is because they are simply selling tea (weed), baking soda (cocaine) and bay leaf (hashish). That's why the police can't do anything other than taking them to the police station, and then releasing them...it becomes pointless eventually, and this scam has been going on for many years now. The gypsies only target foreigners, because the locals are not crazy enough to buy "drugs" in such a busy area and in broad daylight :) Besides, the scam is well known.

 

Regarding shithole-ness, I bet most of you ended up in Bairro Alto, well that particular area is one big and smelly shithole... But for some reason I don't understand, many foreigners always end up there when there are MUCH better alternatives to have a drink or three. Maybe word of mouth, tourist guides or something... haven't been there in years and certainly don't miss it :)

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I bet Porto would have sold out their allocation.

:lol:

 

Rich, what your prediction on away fans? How many seats do we have available? Didn't read anything about that so far here in Portugal. Just curious.

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I bet Porto would have sold out their allocation.

:lol:

 

Rich, what your prediction on away fans? How many seats do we have available? Didn't read anything about that so far here in Portugal. Just curious.

 

Looks like you've been allocated around 2,800 seats. Don't know how many have been sold though.

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Sold out!

 

Benfica didn't even take a full allocation, so we had an extra block in Leazes L7 for home fans. That's f***ing tremendous.

 

I bet Porto would have sold out their allocation.

We've putted 30k in Parc des princes, they barely reached 5k.

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Uefa.com is such a pile of crap. CL teams listed instead of EL teams as well

 

Fener v Benfica

Chelsea v Basel

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Hope Benfica or Basel win - maybe Basel edge it because a CL dropout maybe doesn't deserve it.

 

Were they not a CL drop out as well? Or did they lose in the qualifiers and start in this comp?

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Hope Benfica or Basel win - maybe Basel edge it because a CL dropout maybe doesn't deserve it.

 

Were they not a CL drop out as well? Or did they lose in the qualifiers and start in this comp?

 

Went through the group stages etc

 

Edit: In the Europa that is

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Guest Roger Kint

Hope Benfica or Basel win - maybe Basel edge it because a CL dropout maybe doesn't deserve it.

 

Were they not a CL drop out as well? Or did they lose in the qualifiers and start in this comp?

 

Went through the group stages etc

 

Edit: In the Europa that is

 

:thup: I must be thinking about last season when they played Man Utd

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So three of the four semi-finalists are Champs League failures parachuted in? Fuck me, what a disgusting state of affairs. UEFA may as well just abolish the Europa and enlarge the Champs League.

 

All the semi finalists are. Basel and Fener got knocked out in the playoff round pre-groups of CL and t'other two dropped in from 3rd place group finishes.

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