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OK, this place is going stir crazy with our quiet summer. Time to bring back the predictions! FourFourTwo were finally kind to us and predicted us to be 7th (although they put Sunderland 9th!).

 

Premiership

Winners:

Runners Up:

3rd-6th:

Relegation:

Overachievers:

Underperformers:

Top Goal Scorer:

Break Out Year:

Season to Forget:

PFA Player of the Year:

PFA Young Player of the Year:

Manager of the Year:

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent':

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?:

Top Goalscorer?:

How will we do in the cup competitions?:

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion:

Championship Relegation:

League One Promotion:

League One Relegation:

League Two Promotion:

League Two Relegation:

 

FA Cup:

League Cup:

Johnstone's Paint Trophy:

 

Europe

La Liga winner:

Serie A winner:

Bundesliga winner:

Champions League winner:

Europa League winner:

World Player of the Year:

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol?

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals?

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by?

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves?

Tiote or Cattermole?

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do?

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Downing already has.

 

Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: WBA, So'ton, Reading

Overachievers: Everton

Underperformers: Stoke

Top Goal Scorer: Kun Agüero

Break Out Year: Ross Barkley

Season to Forget: Lukas Podolski

PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: Kun Agüero

Manager of the Year: Bobby Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Brian McD

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 8th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Flatter to deceive in all, 5th / round of 32 style

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Wolves, Bolton, Brighton

Championship Relegation: Huddersfield, Peterborough, Charlton

League One Promotion: Sheff U, Preston, MK Dons

League One Relegation: Bury, Yeovil, Shrewsbury, Crawley

League Two Promotion: Chesterfield, Exeter, Rotherham, Bristol R

League Two Relegation: Barnet, Accrington

 

FA Cup: Man United

League Cup: Chelsea

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Preston

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barça

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Valencia

World Player of the Year: CR7

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 20+

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? NEVER!

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Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Score goals and not fully achieve potential

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Premiership

Winners: Man Yoo

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal (will be pushing the Manchester clubs this year, I reckon), Chelsea, Spurs, Us (I hope)

Relegation: Wigan (had enough, fuck off), Norwich, Stoke

Overachievers: Reading, Villa, Everton, Swansea

Underperformers: Lolerpool

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year: Really not sure tbh - wouldn't like to guess

Season to Forget: Lolerpool squad

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero/Kompany

PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard

Manager of the Year: Fergie/Wenger

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Fucking Sam if there's any justice in the world

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Arsenal

3rd-6th: Man Utd, Chelsea, Newcastle, Tottenham

Relegation: Swansea, Reading, Norwich

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Lukaku

Season to Forget: RVP

PFA Player of the Year: Rooney

PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku

Manager of the Year: Arsene Wenger

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 5th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Demba Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Shite domestically, last 16 Europa

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Arsenal

3rd-6th: Man U Spurs Everton Us (I hope)

Relegation: West Brom West Ham Southampton

Overachievers: Reading

Underperformers: Chelsea

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Gael Bigirimana

Season to Forget: Oscar

PFA Player of the Year: Kompany

PFA Young Player of the Year: Shinji Kagawa (if he qualifies for it)

Manager of the Year: Wenger

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Hippohead or Di Matteo

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Domestic rubbish europe quarter finals

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Blackburn Wolves Watford

Championship Relegation: Leeds Burnley Bristol City

League One Promotion: Sheffield United Swindon Coventry

League One Relegation: Portsmouth Leyton Orient Bury Hartlepool

League Two Promotion:  :mystery:

League Two Relegation:  :mystery:

 

FA Cup: Arsenal

League Cup: City

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: MK Dons

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Iniesta

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? :mackems:

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? no

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 400

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? november 27th when he gets his p45 and has to go down to the job centre

Tiote or Cattermole? Catts for me like

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Buy Rangers newco appoint himself manager and control them via a sophisticated programme based on the football manager games while hes supposed to be playing for City

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Premiership

Winners:  Shola

Runners Up:  Shola

3rd-6th:  Shola

Relegation: sunderland

Overachievers: Shola

Underperformers: n/a

Top Goal Scorer: Shola

Break Out Year: Shola

Season to Forget: n/a

PFA Player of the Year: Shola

PFA Young Player of the Year: Shola

Manager of the Year: Shola

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Shola to put the final nail in Artie's coffin

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: top with Shola

Top Goalscorer?: Shola

How will we do in the cup competitions?: win if Shola plays in all games

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Shola

Championship Relegation: burra

League One Promotion: Shola

League One Relegation: dunna

League Two Promotion: Shola

League Two Relegation: dunna

 

FA Cup: Shola

League Cup: Shola

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Shola

 

Europe

La Liga winner: El Shola

Serie A winner: Di Shola

Bundesliga winner: von Shola

Champions League winner: Shola

Europa League winner: Shola

World Player of the Year: Shola

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? sloppy backpass to let Shola in

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? no, but Shola will

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 23.  Shola's number

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Never.  Shola will get it

Tiote or Cattermole? Shola

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Admit that Shola is far better than he.

 

 

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man Ure

Runners Up: Citeh

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Newcastle, Gooners, Tottenham

Relegation: QPR, Reading, Norwich

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Cisse

Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain

Season to Forget: Brendan Rodgers

PFA Player of the Year: RVP

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain

Manager of the Year: Fergie

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 4th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Win Europa.. out early Carling.. semi's FA

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle

Relegation: Wigan, Swansea, Southampton

Overachievers: Reading

Underperformers: Spurs

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year: No idea

First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': One of Di Matteo/Clarke/Laudrup

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Typically shite in the domestic competitions. Waffa Cup Final.

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Nah.

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes.

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Premiership

Winners: Manchester United.

Runners Up: Manchester City.

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, Newcastle.

Relegation: Norwich, West Brom, Reading.

Overachievers: Southampton.

Underperformers: Liverpool.

Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero.

Break Out Year: Nee clue.

Season to Forget: Borini.

PFA Player of the Year: Kompany.

PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard.

Manager of the Year: Fergie.

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Laudrup.

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 4th round FA and LC. Knock out round in the Europa.

 

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Newcastle, Spurs

Relegation: Swansea, West Brom, Norwich

Overachievers: Reading

Underperformers: Tottenham

Top Goal Scorer: Aguerro

Break Out Year: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (over 10 goals)

Season to Forget: Carlos Tevez/Vidic/Hazard

PFA Player of the Year: Aguerro

PFA Young Player of the Year: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Manager of the Year: Roberto Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Brian Laudrup

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 5th/6th

Top Goalscorer?: Ba

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 4th Round - League Cup; 5th Round (replay) - FA Cup; 1/4-finals - Waffa

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Cardiff, Birmingham, Bolton

Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Crystal Palace, Sheff Wed

League One Promotion: MK Dons, Swindon,  Sheff Utd

League One Relegation: Portsmouth,  Shrewsbury, Crewe

League Two Promotion: Dagenham, Fleetwood, Plymouth, Torquay

League Two Relegation: AFC Wimbledon, Rochdale

 

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Arsenal

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood Town

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: AC Milan

Bundesliga winner: Boroussia Dortmund

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Napoli

World Player of the Year: Iniesta

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 15pts

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? When hell freezes over.

Tiote or Cattermole? Bats for me, like.

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Score a decent amount of goals, contribute to a league winning campaign, grow-up.

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, Spurs

Relegation: QPR, West Ham, West Brom

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Spurs

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Sylvain Marveaux

Season to Forget: Luis Suarez

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Aguero

Manager of the Year: Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 5th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 4th round League cup, 5th round FA Cup and Quarter finals Europa League

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Spurs

 

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Dortmund

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Inter Milan

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? No

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? No

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 20

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? April 1st

Tiote or Cattermole? Tiote

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Actually behave

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Newcastle

Relegation: West Brom, Swansea, Wigan

Overachievers: Reading

Underperformers: Liverpool, again.

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Raheem Sterling

Season to Forget: Podolski

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Ox-Chamberlain

Manager of the Year: Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Laudrup

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Quarters in FA Cup and Europa, exit at the first chance in the League/Milk/Coca Cola/Carling/Capital One Cup

 

Domestic

:joey:

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Chelsea

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Carlisle

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Munich

Champions League winner: Madrid

Europa League winner: :dontknow:

World Player of the Year: Ronaldo :ninja:

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Maybe

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 735

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Tomorrow

Tiote or Cattermole? Clatts

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Behave himself

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Reading, QPR, West Brom

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Torres

Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain

Season to Forget: Borini

PFA Player of the Year: Kompany

PFA Young Player of the Year: Kagawa

Manager of the Year: Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 7th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup 4th round, Quarter Finals in FA Cup & Europa League

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Blackburn, Birmingham, Wolves

Championship Relegation: Peterborough, Crystal Palace, Bristol City

League One Promotion: Sheffield Utd, MK Dons, Swindon

League One Relegation: Yeovil, Walsall, Crewe, Leyton Orient

League Two Promotion: Fleetwood, Southend, Cheltenham, Oxford

League Two Relegation: Barnet, Dagenham

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Spurs

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Tranmere

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Valencia

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 23

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? 20never

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Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Nothing

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Premiership

Winners:Man City

Runners Up:Chelsea

3rd-6th:Arsenal,ManUTD,Spurs,Newcastle

Relegation:Sunderland,Villa,Swansea

Overachievers: QPR

Underperformers:Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer:Aguero

Break Out Year: Santon

Season to Forget: Everton (like always?)

PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: The Ox

Manager of the Year:Pardew

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent':O'neill

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6

Top Goalscorer?:Cisse, 24goals.

How will we do in the cup competitions?:Advance to last 16 in europe. Hopefully not flop out in 3rd round FA, and go for it in leaguecup

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion:Wolves

Championship Relegation: Peterboobrbrubough

League One Promotion:Coventry

League One Relegation:no idea

 

 

FA Cup: Arsenal

League Cup:Newcastle!

Johnstone's Paint Trophy:-

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner:Dortmund

Champions League winner:PSG

Europa League winner:ManchesterUnited

World Player of the Year:Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals?yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by?30

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves?fired 7 games into the season.

Tiote or Cattermole?Tiote

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do?Boring and calm behaviour all season. except for goal celebration vs manutd

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OK, this place is going stir crazy with our quiet summer. Time to bring back the predictions! FourFourTwo were finally kind to us and predicted us to be 7th (although they put Sunderland 9th!).

 

Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Newcastle

Relegation: Swansea, WBA, Reading

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Eden Hazard

Season to Forget: Theo Walcott

PFA Player of the Year: Vincent Kompany

PFA Young Player of the Year: The Ox

Manager of the Year: Roberto Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Sam Allardyce

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: LC 4th round, FA Cup 4th round, EL, last 16

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Wolves, Birmingham, Cardiff

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FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Chelsea

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Oldham

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Internazionale

World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yawn

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 18

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? December 22nd when he gets the boot

Tiote or Cattermole? Catts for me. Like.

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Shit himself after scoring.

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Premiership

Winners:[Man U]

Runners Up:[Man City]

3rd-6th:Chelsea Arsenal Newcastle Liverpool]

Relegation:[ Swansea Westham WBA]

Overachievers:[Norwich]

Underperformers:[Totthenham]

Top Goal Scorer:[Cisse]

Break Out Year: [QPR]

Season to Forget:[ QPR]

PFA Player of the Year:[Rooney]

PFA Young Player of the Year: [bigi]

Manager of the Year:[Hughton]

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent':[Clark]

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?:[5]

Top Goalscorer?:[Cisse]

How will we do in the cup competitions?:[so and so]

 

 

 

FA Cup:[Man U]

League Cup:[Man City]

 

 

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Premiership

Winners: Manchester United

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool

Relegation: Stoke, West Ham, Wigan

Overachievers: Everton, Swansea

Underperformers: West Brom, Fulham

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year: Seamus Coleman, James Tavernier, Sammy Ameobi, Raheem Sterling

Season to Forget: Fabio Borini, Kevin Nolan, Andy Johnson, Rickie Lambert

PFA Player of the Year: Frank Lampard

PFA Young Player of the Year: David de Gea

Manager of the Year: AVB

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Clarke

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 8th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse with 18

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Europa League quarter finals, FA Cup 4th round, League Cup losing finalists

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Bolton, Wolves, Cardiff

Championship Relegation: Derby, Bristol City, Nottingham Forest

League One Promotion: Coventry, Carlisle, Sheff Utd

League One Relegation: Bury, Leyton Orient, Portsmouth

League Two Promotion: Plymouth, Fleetwood, Bristol Rovers

League Two Relegation: Wimbledon, Barnet

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Manchester City

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Carlisle

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Inter

Bundesliga winner: Dortmund

Champions League winner: Manchester City

Europa League winner: FC Twente

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes, 17

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 21

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? He won't, he'll be sacked in February with West Ham bottom

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Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Grow a beard like Ian Beale

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: 3. Man U, 4. Arsenal 5. Tottenham 6. Newcastle

Relegation: West Ham, Wigan, WBA

Overachievers: Southampton, Norwich

Underperformers: Liverpool, Villa, Stoke

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero.

Break Out Year: Club - QPR; Player - Hazard

Season to Forget: Club - WBA/Stoke, Player - RvP (if he moves)

PFA Player of the Year: Vincent Kompany

PFA Young Player of the Year: Eden Hazard, but given the English bias, prolly The Ox

Manager of the Year: Roberto Mancini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Allardyce

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse and Ba tied.

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup 5R, FA Cup 4R, Europa League last 16

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Tottenham

 

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Borussia Dortmund

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 17

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? <Insert date after Prem weekend before Christmas> . He'd get sacked then flogged off to a moneybag in the lower leagues.

Tiote or Cattermole? Catts for me like

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Damage a trophy in celebrations, Unveil a new message in his shirt after winner v Man U, Go to Old Trafford in a crucial CL game while injured and wearing a ManCity shirt and having a go at some fans, score a goal that didn't cross the line and have that smug celebration. He'd also grow up after breaking his leg or something.

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Premiership

Winners:Chelsea

Runners Up:Man City

3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Newcastle, Tottenham

Relegation: Sunderland, Norwich, West Brom

Overachievers: Fulham

Underperformers: Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Papiss Demba Cisse

Break Out Year: Jay Rodriquez

Season to Forget: RVP

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar

Manager of the Year: Roberto Di Matteo

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Clarke

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 5th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup - quartre finals, League Cup - Final Europe League - Semi Finals

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Birmingham, Bolton, Wolves

Championship Relegation: Crystal Palace, Ipswich Town, Millwall

League One Promotion: cba

League One Relegation: cba

League Two Promotion: cba

League Two Relegation: cba

 

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Newcastle United

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Borussia Dortmund

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? hundreds of billions

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Christmas Day

Tiote or Cattermole? Totes for me like.

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Dress as a granny

 

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Premiership

Winners: Manchester City

Runners Up: Manchester United

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Newcastle (If we strengthen in next few weeks, if not Liverpool)

Relegation: Sunderland, Southampton, West Bromwich.

Overachievers: Reading

Underperformers: Aston Villa

Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero

Break Out Year: Oxlade Chamberlain, think he'll be a massive player for Arsenal this year.

Season to Forget: Eden Hazard

PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oxlade Chamberlain

Manager of the Year: Brian McDermott

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Nigel Adkins

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 6th or 7th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 5th Round Capital One, Quarters FA Cup, First knockout stage Europa

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Birmingham, Bolton, Blackburn

Championship Relegation: Bristol City, Millwall, Sheffield Wednesday

 

 

FA Cup: Manchester United

League Cup: Manchester United

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: MK Dons

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Borussia Dortmund

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Athletico Madrid (?)

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

 

Other

Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes

Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? No

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 20 points

On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Never

Tiote or Cattermole? Cheik for me like.

Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Leave Man City in January  :dontknow:

 

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