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He means Carver, Pardew out.

 

Considering his numerous bust ups with the likes of Bellamy etc etc, I'm pretty sure John 'The Cleaver' Carver doesn't need anyone else fighting his corner. :lol:

 

:lol: Oh i dunno.

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Signs of our good ball players looking for clubs. Never avoidable with the football we serve "UP"

i would be fed up playing shit football week in week out

We wont keep our players with this fraud in charge

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Predicted the exodus well before this recent crap run, and I said Ben Arfa would be next. The Remy signing might have rescued it but unless we get someone else in fast things are going to start to unravel very fast.

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Predicted the exodus well before this recent crap run, and I said Ben Arfa would be next. The Remy signing might have rescued it but unless we get someone else in fast things are going to start to unravel very fast.

You predicted that if we had a shit season, the good players would leave? What foresight.

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Predicted the exodus well before this recent crap run, and I said Ben Arfa would be next. The Remy signing might have rescued it but unless we get someone else in fast things are going to start to unravel very fast.

You predicted that if we had a shit season, the good players would leave? What foresight.

 

No I predicted that if we carried on playing long ball football then the quality footballers would leave because eventually they'd want to play football which suited them. I wasn't the only one tbf, it doesn't take a genius to spot it.

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Predicted the exodus well before this recent crap run, and I said Ben Arfa would be next. The Remy signing might have rescued it but unless we get someone else in fast things are going to start to unravel very fast.

You predicted that if we had a s*** season, the good players would leave? What foresight.

 

No I predicted that if we carried on playing long ball football then the quality footballers would leave because eventually they'd want to play football which suited them. I wasn't the only one tbf, it doesn't take a genius to spot it.

You've just made a statement saying you predicted this as if you need congratulating. What you've said after that is what I had said, that constitutes a shit season.

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Predicted the exodus well before this recent crap run, and I said Ben Arfa would be next. The Remy signing might have rescued it but unless we get someone else in fast things are going to start to unravel very fast.

You predicted that if we had a s*** season, the good players would leave? What foresight.

 

No I predicted that if we carried on playing long ball football then the quality footballers would leave because eventually they'd want to play football which suited them. I wasn't the only one tbf, it doesn't take a genius to spot it.

You've just made a statement saying you predicted this as if you need congratulating. What you've said after that is what I had said, that constitutes a shit season.

 

I can't be arsed mate. Whatever.

 

 

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Lying in bed last night, I imagined a world where we had sacked Pards and were looking for a new manager. Dear me that world looked bleak, not saying that's an excuse to keep pardew because if we don't get 6 points from the next 2 games, I think we are as good as down with him in charge. But who's out there looking for a job, who could we entice from a "smaller" club, bloody hell it's bad. Not sure if a 4 month relegation fight is a good environment for someone new to the the Britain to come into so I've restricted this list to purely British experienced managers:

 

Out of Work:

Mark Hughes, Curbs, Dennis Wise (lol), Graeme Souness (double lol), Mick McMackem (triple lol), Owen Coyle

 

Able to entice:

Gus Poyet, Steve McLaren, Steve Bruce (everlasting lol), I honestly don't see anyone else

 

Possibly entice:

Michael Laudrup (half a season only, but could be a good one),  Neil Lennon (bit of a jumpy jack, not popular around these parts, debatable ability and why would he leave Celtic), Martinez (Ashley's mate there would never let him leave for us, not sure enough time for him to implant his way of playing, could get his own team relegated and one of the few teams that look worse than us).

 

I'm sure I've missed a few, feel free to add your hopes for who will replace him. In the end we may just need anyone, much like Roeder when Souness was working his magic, was able to turn our talented team around but it's pretty bleak out there. 

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Lying in bed last night, I imagined a world where we had sacked Pards and were looking for a new manager.

 

Your bird must be rougher than Mrs Bimpy.

 

That'll take some doing. I tip my hat to him.

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Lying in bed last night, I imagined a world where we had sacked Pards and were looking for a new manager.

 

Your bird must be rougher than Mrs Bimpy.

 

LOL, she's pregnant so always fast asleep by the time I get into bed.

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McCarthy isn't out of work, he is manager of Ipswich Town.

 

There you go then, move him to the able to entice category then. See Sven and Strachan just got new gigs too, so there's two more. I forgot Shearer on that list, but hardly likely after his last attempt. Does anyone have a realistic and good replacement in mind ?

 

 

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I pray to God that Mrs Bimpy is alseep when i go to bed, for if i feel her sweet acid breath upon the back of my neck, her stomach wobbling in the small of my back, and when she reaches over with her Pat Jennings sized hoofs.

 

Its fucking terrifying.

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