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Half time Alan strikes again. Should just get someone else to do the teamtalks and I mean anyone but Pardew. Whatever he says/does at half time just ruins everything. Fuck off.

 

We should just wait for HT, let the opposition go to the dressing room but we just stay on the park and just knock the ball about like we do in the warm up. Fuck Pardew, fuck his teamtalks, just ignore HT totally and wait for the opposition to come back out.

 

I'm a visionary.  :smug:

 

I like it. Maybe ban him from the touchline to be sure.

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Half time Alan strikes again. Should just get someone else to do the teamtalks and I mean anyone but Pardew. Whatever he says/does at half time just ruins everything. Fuck off.

 

We should just wait for HT, let the opposition go to the dressing room but we just stay on the park and just knock the ball about like we do in the warm up. Fuck Pardew, fuck his teamtalks, just ignore HT totally and wait for the opposition to come back out.

 

I'm a visionary.  :smug:

 

I like it. Maybe ban him from the touchline to be sure.

 

..and from training too, natch.

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Half time Alan strikes again. Should just get someone else to do the teamtalks and I mean anyone but Pardew. Whatever he says/does at half time just ruins everything. Fuck off.

 

We should just wait for HT, let the opposition go to the dressing room but we just stay on the park and just knock the ball about like we do in the warm up. Fuck Pardew, fuck his teamtalks, just ignore HT totally and wait for the opposition to come back out.

 

I'm a visionary.  :smug:

 

I'd be happy if he did the teamtalk for the other team at HT.

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If we're safe by then we all need to go to Arsenal game and let him and everyone else know how we feel from start to finish.

 

I don't even want to think about needing a result against a champions league chasing Arsenal on the last day. Would be torture.

 

Agree though. Something needs to be done. Unfortunately we're in so much shit at the mo that we can't do anything until like you say we're mathematically safe.

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Half time Alan strikes again. Should just get someone else to do the teamtalks and I mean anyone but Pardew. Whatever he says/does at half time just ruins everything. f*** off.

 

We should just wait for HT, let the opposition go to the dressing room but we just stay on the park and just knock the ball about like we do in the warm up. f*** Pardew, f*** his teamtalks, just ignore HT totally and wait for the opposition to come back out.

 

I'm a visionary.  :smug:

 

Revolutionary thinking.

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I'm starting to think he's the worst manager we've had in my lifetime, especially when you look at what he's got to work with.

 

I can't think of worse apart from Kinnear, but at least he had the excuse of working with s***. Pardew's doing marginally better with much better resources.

 

Souness was far worse, tbh.

 

If he's manager at the start of next season something drastic needs to be done. Pardew give us a wave, ffs. w*****s.

Really? That's unbelievable :lol:

 

Aye. First half.

 

I heard that, it's probably the same knackers who sing it in the Gallowgate.

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What I don't understand, is why the players don't just take it upon themselves to ignore whatever dross this cunt is saying to them, and go and play their own game. They're not all thick as shit, surely they'd be able to see the floated free kicks/corners aren't working, do something different bollocks to whatever Pardew wants.

Cabaye surely knows his best use is at the tip of a midfield 3, putting balls in for Cisse and getting off dangerous shots, so why not just play there regardless of what this clown says.

 

Very simplistic view of things but honestly can't see why players don't just organise things amongst themselves.

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His sub decisions are just too predictable. I feel like he does the tweaks based on prejudice.

 

"Oh I'll bring Shola on so he can batter their tired defenses."

"Oh I'll keep Jonas on because he's such a tireless worker."

"Oh I'll bring Hatem on because he can rescue us with little tactical adjustment."

"Oh I'll leave Cisse on cause he wakes up in the 90th minute."

"Oh I'll haul Gouffran and Cabaye off as he cannot last 90 minutes."

"Oh I'll bring on *random young lad* to add fresh legs."

 

and so on.

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Half time Alan strikes again. Should just get someone else to do the teamtalks and I mean anyone but Pardew. Whatever he says/does at half time just ruins everything. Fuck off.

 

We should just wait for HT, let the opposition go to the dressing room but we just stay on the park and just knock the ball about like we do in the warm up. Fuck Pardew, fuck his teamtalks, just ignore HT totally and wait for the opposition to come back out.

 

I'm a visionary.  :smug:

 

I like it. Maybe ban him from the touchline to be sure.

 

..and from training too, natch.

 

Yeah he can stay as manager as long as he stays away from the ground. :lol:

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What I don't understand, is why the players don't just take it upon themselves to ignore whatever dross this cunt is saying to them, and go and play their own game. They're not all thick as shit, surely they'd be able to see the floated free kicks/corners aren't working, do something different bollocks to whatever Pardew wants.

Cabaye surely knows his best use is at the tip of a midfield 3, putting balls in for Cisse and getting off dangerous shots, so why not just play there regardless of what this clown says.

 

Very simplistic view of things but honestly can't see why players don't just organise things amongst themselves.

 

 

They'll get subbed just like the gouff did today.

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I would like to see Derek "tollemache" Llambias come back onto this board to defend c*ck p*ss boy's negative tactics.

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That makes 16 out of 34 games where we've been outscored in the second half. We've only scored more than them eight times after HT.

 

40 of the 60 we've conceded have been in the second half. Only erstwhile capitulation specialists Villa have conceded more (41).

 

Once the opposition changes anything, we go to pieces. The man is incapable of keeping us in the game.

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I would actually tolerate a battering from Arsenal if it got all the fans at the ground to let it be known they want him out on the last day. Provided we're safe ofcourse

 

I think we're still a way off that unfortunately. Most of the match day fans won't wake up until 10/15 games into next season imo. They're all expecting no injuries AT ALL next season and everything being sweet.

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"a point gained"

"real commitment, real effort"

"defended well, shown all sides to us today and we were pretty good"

"50th game taken it's toll on us"

 

:lol:

 

Also said something alluding to being pleased we won't have to worry about Europe.

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Half time and sub decision making looks something like this:

 

 

The sub decisions are nothing like that.

 

70 minutes: Ameobi

75 minutes: Can't bring another Ameobi on?  Shame.  Try someone else.

1 minute to go: Gosling.

 

Repeat.

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Would advocate the PARDEW OUT banners at this time. I've had enough and want him gone asap. Can't even wait til the summer. He's a cancer on our club and his negativity could send us down.

 

To be honest, last thing we want at the minute is unrest in the ground. We need to give them our full backing against Liverpool and shower him with shit at home to Arsenal.

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Shola coming on when he did was absolutely baffling. I'm terrified of going down because of this idiot (stone, carver etc aren't without blame either)

 

If we stay up we're only going to finish probably 15th/16th at best. Surely he has no defense for that, europa league or not.

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