ponsaelius Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 By the way, nudge nudge wink wink, i've heard from a secret source that Ben Arfa might play in the middle tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 By the way, nudge nudge wink wink, i've heard from a secret source that Ben Arfa might play in the middle tonight. Them evil reporters abusing me until i revealed my most advanced secrets to the world ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 It's like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory ffs "Mean people are spying on me with their mean agents so i have been forced to close the doors to the world". "No one will ever know the secrets of 4-4-2 and aimless hoof to Williamson's head !" Seriously man get a grip :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Keep this to yourselves but I've heard we're playing Krul in goal. Say nothing. Mums the word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Keep this to yourselves but I've heard we're playing Krul in goal. Say nothing. Mums the word. Shit, quick, board up Minhosa's house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Pardew “There is too much information going out of this training ground to the opposition and I am not going to have it any more.” “I don’t think I should be boarding up the training ground around my main pitch, which I have had to do.” “People are coming and looking through the fence and putting my team on the internet and giving it to the press. Therefore, what I have stopped is the real fans coming to get a view of us.” “That how I have to be, I am afraid.” “We need to give ourselves the maximum chance of winning our first away game.” “I apologize to the fans if they are not getting the information before the game.” Anyone know what is about? He's cracked. Apparently it got out that we have no tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 It would be interesting to know what these other teams have known about our formation the day before the game. Because even after games I sometimes have no idea what the formation was. http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-utd/we-played-4-3-3-against-swansea-insists-pardew-1-5144586 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Honestly I can't get my head round those quotes still, the bloke is either mad or he's trying to deflect blame onto another excuse again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Smart move, Alan Wouldn't want our set piece punt to Williamson to become common knowledge Or our punt to Demba-attacking-strategy. Must safeguard these valuable secrets. The safety of the grail depends on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Honestly I can't get my head round those quotes still, the bloke is either mad or he's trying to deflect blame onto another excuse again. He's a comedian, I just can't believe that he's being sincere with this. After all the moaning about having no options. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 By the way, nudge nudge wink wink, i've heard from a secret source that Ben Arfa might play in the middle tonight. Hatem in ultra-secret training session. http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/camo-920-1.jpg?w=919&h=690 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 http://i.imm.io/OEgg.jpeg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Folk don't have to even look through the fence to get the tactics; the ball being repeatedly seen above the top of the fucking thing will give them enough of a clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Sometimes I really think he's sort of lost it. Hope he's getting it right tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Folk don't have to even look through the fence to get the tactics; the ball being repeatedly seen above the top of the fucking thing will give them enough of a clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/XWh83.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 very good. If I made a funny, it is because I stood on the shoulders of giants nicked your good work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 This thread is on top form today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Lose tonight and we'll be joining the spackem's in the arsehole end of the league soon enough. Just win you plank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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