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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up their once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

 

:lol: ffs

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You know the delay in this is because they are taking all the god damn photos for the fecking website.

 

The photos will be posted date stamped sometime in July.

The ones of Remy or the ones of Bimpy's exploration?
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Wonder if there is ever going to be a bimpyleaks (apart from the bumhole) that exposes all this N-O shit to her.

 

I would be dead within minutes. As quick as could waddle to wherever i was.

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

 

Seriously, you've got to romance it in.  Just don't jam it up there.  Enthusiasm appreciated, but use a little wisdom, man.

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up their once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a s*** out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

 

:lol: ffs

 

This is the Loic Remy thread fella's not the Like Reaming thread.

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I'm in the doctors, safe in the knowledge that I'm not the only one getting a finger up my arse today.

 

How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then?

 

I have absolutely no idea what you mean :lol:

 

He he, it's an old (and, admittedly, shit) joke. I'm implying that your doctor is a perv who fiddles with your bum unnecessarily.

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I'm in the doctors, safe in the knowledge that I'm not the only one getting a finger up my arse today.

 

How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then?

 

I have absolutely no idea what you mean :lol:

 

He he, it's an old (and, admittedly, s***) joke. I'm implying that your doctor is a perv who fiddles with your bum unnecessarily.

 

:lol: Ah, gotcha. It was actually a young stand-in female doctor who was only there for the day. Was trying to make small chat like "good end to the day, eh, heh" and "is this how you usually approach guys?"

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I'd fancy a number shakeup for the sake of it :lol: - as long as Colo stays at 2, Cisse at 9 and HBA at 10.

 

1 Krul

2 Debuchy

3 Santon

4 Tiote/Anita

5 Coloccini

6 Yanga-Mbiwa

7 Ben Arfa

8 Cabaye

9 Cisse

10 Gomis

11 Remy

 

Old fashioned 1-11 as starters

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