Mole_Toonfan Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I know we are joking around but we don't hoof that much anymore it isn't a problem really. Lack of width, creativity and being far too deep are all bigger issues. Anyway Pardew is s*** but we have issues that even a new manager wouldn't sort out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Ok maybe not hoofs, but aimless passes. So many of them last night too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Holloway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I'm available, I'm boss at FM and have a foreign accent. Job interview: 1) Will you play Gutierrez? 2) If you have a team of midgets, are long aimless hoofs a good idea? 3) Will your training sessions involve actual match preparation? 4) Can you use 'was' and 'were' correctly? If your answers went no, no, yes, yes then you're overqualified. I have some problems with 4) sometimes, but you can chalk it to my foreign sexiness. I can wear a scarf in the sidelines to stress it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I thought Holloway would be on Mike and Joes hitlist actually. Poyet or Hoddle is literally the best we can hope for, he will never go for anyone he hasn't heard of or met in a casino/pub. To be honest I wouldn't mind either at the minute. Mammouth task persuading Mike not to put JFK back in the hot seat though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I know we are joking around but we don't hoof that much anymore it isn't a problem really. Lack of width, creativity and being far too deep are all bigger issues. Anyway Pardew is s*** but we have issues that even a new manager wouldn't sort out. You should do much better with the players you have though. I know you bought a lot of them in January, but they should be much better drilled by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Holloway He's turned into an angry bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Good we have some naughty players that need motivated. I watched the palace game at the weekend and even though they have some limited players they were really fired up and having a go to the point Spurs were time wasting at the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I know we are joking around but we don't hoof that much anymore it isn't a problem really. Lack of width, creativity and being far too deep are all bigger issues. Anyway Pardew is s*** but we have issues that even a new manager wouldn't sort out. The lack of hoofing it, hasn't solved any problems imo. Its just made us slightly better to watch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Holloway No thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith1__ Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Jupp Heynckes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I'm available, I'm boss at FM and have a foreign accent. I'll be your tracksuited English number two. Your Pat Rice, if you will. I'm sitting about 10 miles from where Arthur Cox is from. I'd be the new him. I can slip into character no bother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Think a rotating panel from N.O. would do a better job than Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Think a rotating panel from N.O. would do a better job than Pardew. I think a rotating door would do a better job, at least Steven Taylor would get stuck in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Di Matteo still available too.. be a tough call between him Poyet, Hoddle and Dan Petrescu being Chelsea legends and all - scratch Petrescu he would cost too much money and is too highly regarded to come here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Otmar Hitzfeld. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Think a rotating panel from N.O. would do a better job than Pardew. I think a rotating door would do a better job, at least Steven Taylor would get stuck in it. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lws0hi9HyI1qc5s9to1_250.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodson Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Lets go dutch and all in on 4-3-3. Van Gaal, Hiddink or Van Maarwijk available. Rijkaard also... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Would love Glenn Hoddle here like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Frank De Boer for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Would love Glenn Hoddle here like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Lets go dutch and all in on 4-3-3. Van Gaal, Hiddink or Van Maarwijk available. Rijkaard also... I recommended Maarwijk on here 4 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Would love Glenn Hoddle here like. I was just thinking yesterday, that with Joe Kinnear in charge, if we sack Pardew, it's probably going to be Glenn Hoddle or Kenny Dalglish. Basically there is no hope of better manager, when (or if?) Joe Kinnear is the one making the decisions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Think a rotating panel from N.O. would do a better job than Pardew. You say that now, but when it gets to womblemaster's turn... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Steve McClaren's on SS1 now, i'd have him here in a heartbeat. Unfortunately it would never happen due the goon who owns us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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