Twinport53 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He is absolutely fucking shit. Lost the ball in the build up, and stood still instead of chasing back. Total useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 There are no words, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Waste of skin. Mostly Pardew's fault, but still, Gouff is now nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 If we wanted someone with Bordeaux connections we would've been better off signing a 60 year old Alain Giresse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 If we wanted someone with Bordeaux connections we would've been better off signing a 60 year old Alain Giresse. I'd Prefer a 40 something Zidane myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 If we wanted someone with Bordeaux connections we would've been better off signing a 60 year old Alain Giresse. I'd Prefer a 40 something Zidane myself. At least try and keep it realistic FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He'll be in for Sissoko next match. The gift that keeps on taking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He really is fucking shit, dropping Cabella for him is a disgrace! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I've been at the 'fuck off' stage of the Gouffran* metre for ages now. * Previously the Jonas Metre. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He'll be in for Sissoko next match. The gift that keeps on taking. Beware of Pards bearing gifts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Gouffran isn't a winger, it's not his fault he's getting picked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Not entirely sure he's a footballer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 When we played Bordeaux in the Europa League a few years back they looked like a pub team. No surprise that a member of that turns out to be total dogwank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I am sick to death of his pathetic 'attempts' at taking people on. Only to be easily dispossessed and then just stand still and walk back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Fully Jonas'd. He has no idea what to do anymore except run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Will become this years Shola nailed it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 We play with ten men when this guy is on the pitch. His crossing is shit, his dribbling is shit, his tackling is shit. Which just as well since he's a FUCKING STRIKER!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Unbelievable that he starts and stays on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I remember when I used to like this guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 As much as Gouffran is playing very poorly it's really not his fault. He is what he is, a striker playing out of position. It's completely Pardew's fault for playing him out of position and keeping on playing him, even when he's no good at it. That's not to say he'd be great as a striker for us now either, but it'd still be Pardew's fault if he kept playing him there when he was poor as well. He can probably do a job for us in a few positions from the bench, but he should be nowhere near the starting lineup, unless we have no other wingers or strikers available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 As much as Gouffran is playing very poorly it's really not his fault. He is what he is, a striker playing out of position. It's completely Pardew's fault for playing him out of position and keeping on playing him, even when he's no good at it. That's not to say he'd be great as a striker for us now either, but it'd still be Pardew's fault if he kept playing him there when he was poor as well. He can probably do a job for us in a few positions from the bench, but he should be nowhere near the starting lineup, unless we have no other wingers or strikers available. Absolutely this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Long live the King Long live his prince. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 That bit of "defending" towards the end when he gave away a free kick. Imagine if that was Cabella and they scored from it, we'd never see him again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 That bit of "defending" towards the end when he gave away a free kick. Imagine if that was Cabella and they scored from it, we'd never see him again. Yup. I might understand taking Ayoze off at half time, a kid from Spain who wasn't at his best on a cold Tuesday night at Turf Moor (but still posed 100 times more threat than anyone else mind). But I will never understand taking him off while Gouffran stays on the pitch. It is one of those sickening "managerial" decisions and you just knew it was coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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