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Portugal :lol: they always make an absolute pigs ear of every qualification but get through anyway  :laugh:

 

Do they like punishing themselves or something?

 

That's a cultural thing.

 

People in this country only open their eyes when everything is really REALLY f***ed up.

 

Happened several times in history.

 

Myself I am like that:

 

When I lost my virginity, I knew that I was going to be nervous and eventually lose my erection. I tried not to think about it.

 

Instead of addressing the problem, I went for it. I didn't know even how to put a condom in my dick.

So when the night came, I knew I was not prepared. I was in trouble. I was so nervous that I vomited.

 

Her grandma came to me and gave me a recomforting tea.

 

So she, disappointed, went to bed. I was alone in the bathroom spanking my dick trying him to get hard, nothing.

 

Eventually she had sheep in the backyard. The sheep started to have sex then. I got so horny watching that, that I ran to her room and f***ed her in the ass.

 

Moral of the story:

 

Portuguese people tend not to care about things till things get ugly.

 

It's funny:

 

Ethernet has long evolved since the 70s, but the main reason that allowed its architecture to be consistent is the fact that the OSI Layer 2 remained virtually the same!

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Portugal :lol: they always make an absolute pigs ear of every qualification but get through anyway  :laugh:

 

Do they like punishing themselves or something?

 

That's a cultural thing.

 

People in this country only open their eyes when everything is really REALLY f***ed up.

 

Happened several times in history.

 

Myself I am like that:

 

When I lost my virginity, I knew that I was going to be nervous and eventually lose my erection. I tried not to think about it.

 

Instead of addressing the problem, I went for it. I didn't know even how to put a condom in my dick.

So when the night came, I knew I was not prepared. I was in troubled. I was so nervous that I vomited.

 

Her grandma came to me and gave me a recomforting tea.

 

So she, disappointed, went to bed. I was alone in the bathroom spanking my dick trying him to get hard, nothing.

 

Eventually she had sheep in the backyard. The sheep started to have sex then. I got so horny watching that, that I ran to her room and f***ed her in the ass.

 

Moral of the story:

 

Portuguese people tend not to care about things till things get ugly.

 

It's funny:

 

Ethernet has long evolved since the 70s, but the main reason that allowed its architecture to be consistent is the fact that the OSI Layer 2 remained virtually the same!

 

:idiot2: :lol:

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