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Questions to put to Pardew


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So, Pardew has said that he will listen to fans in the close season.

 

What do YOU want to ask him? I'll collate the best ones here and forward them to Radio Newcastle. No doubt he'll avoid most of them, but there are a lot that need answering.

 

1. Why have we peddled the 'fatigue' excuse from Europe all season, when in fact we played fringe players for the majority of the games. In terms of appearences this season, our key players have not played significantly more football than last season.

 

2. Why is Gouffran subbed after 70 minutes in every game

 

3. We haven't scored from a set piece since before WW2. Why hasn't our lack of threat been addressed in the past three windows. Even still, surely we should have fluked a few goals from corners? This must be the way we are approaching set penises.

 

4. Why do we have no plan other than 'hoof it to moke' for every set penis?

 

5. Why do you insist on bullshitting your way through every press conference?

 

6. Why didn't we seek specialist advice for Ben Arfa's injury, rather than just leaving it for months and hoping it healed?

 

7. Do you have any plan whatsoever with Vurnon Anita?

 

8. Why don't you play Cabaye in the position he was so successful in last season, and regularly plays in for France?

 

9. Why, oh why, does Shola still play for this club?

 

10. How have you managed to coach the skill out of our best players so effectively and efficiently?

 

11. Do you genuinely believe the Derby criticism was 'heavy handed'? I couldn't believe how lightly you got off. You should have been hounded out for a performance like that.

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Erm I think the questions could be more intelligently asked like, and also I'm pretty sure he would have got a professionals advice over Ben arfa. The fatigue excuse is more of a not enough time to practice tactics/ prepare rather than a fatigue one

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Why aren't we playing with the 4-3-3 which was so successful last year?

 

"We tried it against (Fulham, was it?) and it didn't work."

 

I think this is a great opportunity to get some proper answers from him. We'll have to be more coy about it.

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Erm I think the questions could be more intelligently asked like, and also I'm pretty sure he would have got a professionals advice over Ben arfa. The fatigue excuse is more of a not enough time to practice tactics/ prepare rather than a fatigue one

 

:facepalm:

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Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that.

 

:facepalm:

 

Sorry but it's true like.

 

I don't think you've got the general gist of the facepalm.

 

:dontknow: You said you were gonna forward a list to Radio Newcastle. If you rephrase some of those questions, there's a better chance of them being put to him. For example, the 4-3-3 one (I know that one wasn't you), is arguably the most valid question of all, because it was so effective... but it'd be better avoiding actually saying '4-3-3' cos he got wound up about that earlier in the season. 

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Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that.

 

:facepalm:

 

Sorry but it's true like.

 

I don't think you've got the general gist of the facepalm.

 

:dontknow: You said you were gonna forward a list to Radio Newcastle. If you rephrase some of those questions, there's a better chance of them being put to him. For example, the 4-3-3 one (I know that one wasn't you), is arguably the most valid question of all, because it was so effective... but it'd be better avoiding actually saying '4-3-3' cos he got wound up about that earlier in the season. 

 

Fair enough. I was piss taking with the way I phrased a few, even though they had genuine thoughts behind them. Obviously would have been reworded before I passed them on.

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What has happened to Tiotes form and why has nothing been done about his recklessness?

 

Do we intend on replacing Coloccini and what will you do with the captaincy?

 

Are Cisse's offsides a concern?

 

What happened to the 10 goal a season centre half?

 

Why do we have so many injuries?

 

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What has happened to Tiotes form and why has nothing been done about his recklessness?

 

Do we intend on replacing Coloccini and what will you do with the captaincy?

 

Are Cisse's offsides a concern?

 

What happened to the 10 goal a season centre half?

 

Why do we have so many injuries?

 

No.

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