bowlingcrofty Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 So, Pardew has said that he will listen to fans in the close season. What do YOU want to ask him? I'll collate the best ones here and forward them to Radio Newcastle. No doubt he'll avoid most of them, but there are a lot that need answering. 1. Why have we peddled the 'fatigue' excuse from Europe all season, when in fact we played fringe players for the majority of the games. In terms of appearences this season, our key players have not played significantly more football than last season. 2. Why is Gouffran subbed after 70 minutes in every game 3. We haven't scored from a set piece since before WW2. Why hasn't our lack of threat been addressed in the past three windows. Even still, surely we should have fluked a few goals from corners? This must be the way we are approaching set penises. 4. Why do we have no plan other than 'hoof it to moke' for every set penis? 5. Why do you insist on bullshitting your way through every press conference? 6. Why didn't we seek specialist advice for Ben Arfa's injury, rather than just leaving it for months and hoping it healed? 7. Do you have any plan whatsoever with Vurnon Anita? 8. Why don't you play Cabaye in the position he was so successful in last season, and regularly plays in for France? 9. Why, oh why, does Shola still play for this club? 10. How have you managed to coach the skill out of our best players so effectively and efficiently? 11. Do you genuinely believe the Derby criticism was 'heavy handed'? I couldn't believe how lightly you got off. You should have been hounded out for a performance like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why are you here alan, you were sacked two weeks ago? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why aren't we playing with the 4-3-3 which was so successful last year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Erm I think the questions could be more intelligently asked like, and also I'm pretty sure he would have got a professionals advice over Ben arfa. The fatigue excuse is more of a not enough time to practice tactics/ prepare rather than a fatigue one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why aren't we playing with the 4-3-3 which was so successful last year? "We tried it against (Fulham, was it?) and it didn't work." I think this is a great opportunity to get some proper answers from him. We'll have to be more coy about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that. Sorry but it's true like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Erm I think the questions could be more intelligently asked like, and also I'm pretty sure he would have got a professionals advice over Ben arfa. The fatigue excuse is more of a not enough time to practice tactics/ prepare rather than a fatigue one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why after a 20million investment does our team still look like the dog & duck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that. Sorry but it's true like. I don't think you've got the general gist of the facepalm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 1: Why won't you fuck off? 2: See 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why are you shit scared of us going 2-0 up in a game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that. Sorry but it's true like. I don't think you've got the general gist of the facepalm. You said you were gonna forward a list to Radio Newcastle. If you rephrase some of those questions, there's a better chance of them being put to him. For example, the 4-3-3 one (I know that one wasn't you), is arguably the most valid question of all, because it was so effective... but it'd be better avoiding actually saying '4-3-3' cos he got wound up about that earlier in the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Those questions won't get anywhere near the broadcast, especially if you're gonna phrase them like that. Sorry but it's true like. I don't think you've got the general gist of the facepalm. You said you were gonna forward a list to Radio Newcastle. If you rephrase some of those questions, there's a better chance of them being put to him. For example, the 4-3-3 one (I know that one wasn't you), is arguably the most valid question of all, because it was so effective... but it'd be better avoiding actually saying '4-3-3' cos he got wound up about that earlier in the season. Fair enough. I was piss taking with the way I phrased a few, even though they had genuine thoughts behind them. Obviously would have been reworded before I passed them on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 What has happened to Tiotes form and why has nothing been done about his recklessness? Do we intend on replacing Coloccini and what will you do with the captaincy? Are Cisse's offsides a concern? What happened to the 10 goal a season centre half? Why do we have so many injuries? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Will you be looking to sign Rickie Lambert to spearhead our promotion campaign? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfrederi Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why do we go deep and fall apart after half time trying to defend a one goal lead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 What has happened to Tiotes form and why has nothing been done about his recklessness? Do we intend on replacing Coloccini and what will you do with the captaincy? Are Cisse's offsides a concern? What happened to the 10 goal a season centre half? Why do we have so many injuries? No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why are you so scared of losing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why do we camp outside of our own box if we go a goal up? why is Cabaye being made to practically hold hands with the defenders? Why do we set out to nullify the opposition instead of force ourselves upon the opposition? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I would like to know what his overall football philosophy is, if he has one. Ideally, what kind of football would he like to see us play? (PS I doubt ones that are thinly-veiled abuse are going to get asked lads) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 What do you say to the team at half time when we are 1 goal up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why haven't we scored from a corner this season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Daddy or chips? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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