nfrederi Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Whose Wag did you shag at Southampton which got you dismissed and does none of our current squads Wags catch your eye? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 So, Pardew has said that he will listen to fans in the close season. What do YOU want to ask him? I'll collate the best ones here and forward them to Radio Newcastle. No doubt he'll avoid most of them, but there are a lot that need answering. 1. Why have we peddled the 'fatigue' excuse from Europe all season, when in fact we played fringe players for the majority of the games. In terms of appearences this season, our key players have not played significantly more football than last season. 2. Why is Gouffran subbed after 70 minutes in every game 3. We haven't scored from a set piece since before WW2. Why hasn't our lack of threat been addressed in the past three windows. Even still, surely we should have fluked a few goals from corners? This must be the way we are approaching set penises. 4. Why do we have no plan other than 'hoof it to moke' for every set penis? 5. Why do you insist on bullshitting your way through every press conference? 6. Why didn't we seek specialist advice for Ben Arfa's injury, rather than just leaving it for months and hoping it healed? 7. Do you have any plan whatsoever with Vurnon Anita? 8. Why don't you play Cabaye in the position he was so successful in last season, and regularly plays in for France? 9. Why, oh why, does Shola still play for this club? 10. How have you managed to coach the skill out of our best players so effectively and efficiently? 11. Do you genuinely believe the Derby criticism was 'heavy handed'? I couldn't believe how lightly you got off. You should have been hounded out for a performance like that. You missed one out ; ' Which other PL club can you see employing you in August..?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Does he see Sissoko playing in the role he is now long term, and if not why is he persisting with it now the initial impact has worn off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Does he see Sissoko playing in the role he is now long term, and if not why is he persisting with it now the initial impact has worn off? Good one, mainly the first part I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I like the way the user got more and more angry as he went on. Michael Parkinson's got nothing on you son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 do you honestly believe the shit you peddle to the fans? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 How excited are you by Adam Campbell's development? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Will you leave if you take us down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Mr. Burns Pardew, your campaign team seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Do you feel as if your approach to football suits the players we have? We play a percentage game based on keeping our shape above all else, and we have technical, attack minded players who could really punish teams if they were allowed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Who's your favourite Teletubby ?, And why does he still play on our left wing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Who do you think should be your replacement? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Have you paid off your casino debts yet mate? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 What do we do in training to prepare for a game in general? What Jonas apart from effort add to the team? What is the name of the book you get your excuses from? Why is Plan B always to bring Shola on? Why did you peddle to Demba Ba for the 1st half of the season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Mr. Burns Pardew, your campaign team seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Anyone going to post a question that might actually be asked? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Considering the majority of us think you are a massive wanker do you actually masterbate as often as it appears? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Digestive or Hobnob? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Anyone going to post a question that might actually be asked? I did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Does he see Sissoko playing in the role he is now long term, and if not why is he persisting with it now the initial impact has worn off? Good one, mainly the first part I guess. The local journos all say this is a temporary measure to get us through this season so I guess that is what Pardew has told them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Anyone going to post a question that might actually be asked? I did. Yep, gold star. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Jack Flash used the word "quicksand" to describe our future in November. You've probably got 1 fingernail still visible so my question to you is, are you ok down there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Is this mock-dialogue being staged near season ticket renewal time by any chance? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Jack Flash used the word "quicksand" to describe our future in November. You've probably got 1 fingernail still visible so my question to you is, are you ok down there? I'm sure Pardew's already aware of your previous position mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Anyone going to post a question that might actually be asked? How excited are you by Adam Campbell's development? This would be his dream sort of question. Meaningless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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