Dave Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The manager of the year awards will keep him employed until he wants to pack it in, ridiculous question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The black death or Malaria, which one would you describe your managerial ability is most like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Only question Id ask is "Why the f*** are you still here ?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 What's it like standing in the dole queue? He's never going to know. Won't live to tell the tale? Think how fucking rich he is and will always be (unless he blows it all). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevo Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 What has Jonas actually got over you? Probably doesn't help that the mongs in the corner sing his name every game. I've not been up since the Reading game, does that s*** still happen? Corner as in level 7? Mustn't be loud as I sit up there and haven't heard that song for months. Anyway I'd just like to know why he blames fatigue for everything. Wish he would just admit his tactics have been failing and the players have been shit. Morale couldn't get much worse I'd imagine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I've not heard much of the Jonas song in the SE corner recently mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocalHero Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I don't enjoy going to the match any more. Why should I renew? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Do you trust Sissoko to play as a midfielder? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Which winger would you like to play on the right alongside key central midfielder James Perch? Cisse or Sissoko? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Why have you been so s*** scared of getting beat this season? To the point of setting us up not to win games, but to try and not get beat? Why not once, did you just put a team out on a positive front and try and win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Who farted? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Seriously though Alan, what the fuck is that terrible smell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Why did your dad not wear a condom? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Why did your dad not wear a condom? He did, but it split. (Leaky defence was always a problem in the Pardew family) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Why did your dad not wear a condom? He did, but it split. (Leaky defence was always a problem in the Pardew family) But so is an impotent attack? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Have we finally discovered dark matter, and if so, how significant could this be in contemporary astrophysics? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Have we finally discovered dark matter, and if so, how significant could this be in contemporary astrophysics? then halfway through the answer shout "cock p*ss pardew!" and hang up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 So the phone in is now cancelled? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein Pardew believes that the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applies to the macroscopic world. Just imagine not being able to determine the momentum and position of a football accurately until you touched it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 So the phone in is now cancelled? Logic loop - you won't be able to ask him that unless the phone-in goes ahead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 How do you want this team to play? Do you think having no clearly defined shape has had an affect on our season? Do you have a blueprint for this squad? And if so, are you going to build this summer's transfers around it? Do you believe we've been getting the best out of Yohan Cabaye this year? If not, what needs to change? Is our squad fit enough? How can we create more chances for our forwards? Do you believe the side has been as balanced as it could have been? Where do you think you've personally gone wrong this year? I like what I saw in the first half today, while still largely lacking creativity in the final third we held the ball well and Gouffran is an intriguing option upfront. However the second half simply highlighted where we struggle, we just couldn't break them down at all and lack enough attacking options. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 How do you want this team to play? Do you think having no clearly defined shape has had an affect on our season? Do you have a blueprint for this squad? And if so, are you going to build this summer's transfers around it? Do you believe we've been getting the best out of Yohan Cabaye this year? If not, what needs to change? Is our squad fit enough? How can we create more chances for our forwards? Do you believe the side has been as balanced as it could have been? Where do you think you've personally gone wrong this year? I like what I saw in the first half today, while still largely lacking creativity in the final third we held the ball well and Gouffran is an intriguing option upfront. However the second half simply highlighted where we struggle, we just couldn't break them down at all and lack enough attacking options. All those questions are bit open ended. Pardew is very good at skirting around the issues at hand. If anyone is going to ring when he is on Radio Newcastle, really need to be specific, hard hitting questions that he has to address. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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