Mattoon Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 A lot of history revisionism in here tonight and a lot of sheep dancing to the merry tune of the pard piper! I've decided to stop posting and bang my head against a brick wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 A lot of history revisionism in here tonight and a lot of sheep dancing to the merry tune of the pard piper! I've decided to stop posting and bang my head against a brick wall. Oi, you just nicked the Pard Piper thingy from me then, not that i said it exactly. I know your game sonny jim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 If Pardew is staying, we might as well flog Cabaye and use the money to buy Carroll and some better wingers. Deadly serious too. Yep. Less of the inverted wingers - just give him two quick lads who can stick a ball on somebody's head. Nobody minds ''shite'' football if it wins by a couple. Can't think of an example of shite football ever doing more than nicking and grinding wins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Krul Santon Colo Mbwia Debuchy Anita Jonas (if your generous) Cisse You Sissoko Tiote Ben Arfa Cabaye That's about it for our internationals. Shane Ferguson gets a game for whichever Ireland he fancies playing for these days too like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Krul Santon Colo Mbwia Debuchy Anita Jonas (if your generous) Cisse You Sissoko Tiote Ben Arfa Cabaye That's about it for our internationals. Shane Ferguson gets a game for whichever Ireland he fancies playing for these days too like. Damn forgot Shane, cheers mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I swear, the apologists on here are a little like battered wives coming up with excuses why their husbands beat them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I swear, the apologists on here are a little like battered wives coming up with excuses why their husbands beat them. No need for that. Fucknuggetbrainfarts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 It's counterproductive to blame the battered spouses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 A lot of history revisionism in here tonight and a lot of sheep dancing to the merry tune of the pard piper! I've decided to stop posting and bang my head against a brick wall. Oi, you just nicked the Pard Piper thingy from me then, not that i said it exactly. I know your game sonny jim It's mine, all mine!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Some horrendous you're abuse in this thread tonight. Guilty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 250 pages in just over two weeks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Curbishley ffs. It's easy to play this game. "I'd like a new striker" "You what?! You want to sign Ade Akinbiyi?!" "Umm well a full back maybe?" "Oh so now you're happy to re-sign Peter Ramage?!" How many examples are there of us paying more for a replacement than we got for the player sold? With players Ashley can justify a few quid more too, as he can potentially recoup it. He knows whatever he pays a manager he's not getting back. Shouldn't the question be how many have been replaced with better, rather than how much we paid for them? It would be if there were better cheaper managers available. A new manager wouldn't be financed by sacking Pardew, it would be additional cost. I always wondered about the confused message of our transfer policy (keep the manager out, makes it easier to sack him) and then giving the manager an 8 year deal, making it harder to sack him. Are there not like? Not sure why you think being cheaper is an essential requirement - notice you ignored Dave's question about Ashley spending £20m in January. When has he done that before? I've not seen any more recent salaries since this... http://www.trophy4toon.co.uk/index.php/premier-league-salaries/ You tell me who's be willing to come for less pay than Chelsea's fitness coach gets. I hadn't seen Dave's question before you asked. Ashley's never spent £20m in January before. That suggests to me that he took the vblame for the lack of spending in the Summer though...or he would have sacked Pardew rather than give him that cash. He had to do one or the other to ensure the windfall next seasons TCV deal will bring. So why did he buy Cisse last January? He didn't need to do that did he? He spent £8m on a player who they had asked £14m for in Summer and we had walked away from despite having £35m to replace the player sold. Got a bargain. I never asked you if it was a bargain. You've argued that he never spends money unless absolutely necessary (hence why he won't pay any more for a new manager). Why did he buy Cisse when the team could obviously get by? Why did he buy Anita when the team could obviously get by? I never said that. I said he buys cheaper players than the ones he sells. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Curbishley ffs. It's easy to play this game. "I'd like a new striker" "You what?! You want to sign Ade Akinbiyi?!" "Umm well a full back maybe?" "Oh so now you're happy to re-sign Peter Ramage?!" How many examples are there of us paying more for a replacement than we got for the player sold? With players Ashley can justify a few quid more too, as he can potentially recoup it. He knows whatever he pays a manager he's not getting back. Shouldn't the question be how many have been replaced with better, rather than how much we paid for them? It would be if there were better cheaper managers available. A new manager wouldn't be financed by sacking Pardew, it would be additional cost. I always wondered about the confused message of our transfer policy (keep the manager out, makes it easier to sack him) and then giving the manager an 8 year deal, making it harder to sack him. Are there not like? Not sure why you think being cheaper is an essential requirement - notice you ignored Dave's question about Ashley spending £20m in January. When has he done that before? I've not seen any more recent salaries since this... http://www.trophy4toon.co.uk/index.php/premier-league-salaries/ You tell me who's be willing to come for less pay than Chelsea's fitness coach gets. I hadn't seen Dave's question before you asked. Ashley's never spent £20m in January before. That suggests to me that he took the vblame for the lack of spending in the Summer though...or he would have sacked Pardew rather than give him that cash. He had to do one or the other to ensure the windfall next seasons TCV deal will bring. So why did he buy Cisse last January? He didn't need to do that did he? He spent £8m on a player who they had asked £14m for in Summer and we had walked away from despite having £35m to replace the player sold. Got a bargain. What do you want Ashley to do? how can he win. He buys a player you dig him out, he doesn't, you dig him out. It's ludicrous I never criticized him for it. Willie asked. Christ I feel like Pardew the way ever utterance is turned into a negative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Aye, because teams replace half their first team in the January transfer window and go on a magic run all the time? Why is it perfectly acceptable to say Colo needed a season to adapt to the pace of the Premiership, but not to suggest that integrating 4 or 5 new first team players in the team that already wasn't doing greatly was as much a blessing in terms of much needed squad investment as it was a hindrance to have to do it mid season? People hate it when Pardew uses "excuses" for things that haven't gone well, and he himself is also to blame for our gross underperformance this season, but there is no denying the impact injuries, "Europe" and too small a squad with panic reinforcing in January have had imho. Bollocks, look at the team we had out against Reading at home for one. Enlighten me what you mean by this please? I have looked and the only January reinforcement available to us at that date was Debuchy, who did play. Not sure how that is relevant at all to what I said.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 http://www.nufc.co.uk/News/Club-news/2013/May/Club-statement-13-May-2013 It is with regret that Newcastle United Football Club announces that Alan Pardew has been relieved of his duties as Newcastle United Manager. This has been a difficult decision for the owner, Managing Director and Board to make and it is the outcome of a planned end of season review process that has been brought forward in light of recent speculation and out of respect for Alan and his extensive contributions to the Football Club. Despite everyone’s best efforts, the Club has failed to achieve any of its stated targets this year, with the exception of qualification for next season’s Premier League. This, combined with an identified need to develop a holistic approach to all aspects of football at the Club, has meant that the decision has been taken to find a new manager for the 2013/14 season and beyond. Managing Director Derek Llambias said: “Alan’s record speaks for itself and he has the respect and gratitude of Mike Ashley, myself and the Board for all of his hard work and commitment over the last two and a half years. He has clearly also secured the love and respect of our fans. He has done as he promised and delivered no silverware or success, not breaking the Club’s 58-year trophy drought and almost securing relegation in 2013. I would like to personally and publicly thank him for his dedication to the progress that he has overseen and for his support and continued friendship." Assistant Manager John Carver will take interim responsibility for the remaining two games of the season and the post-season tour to Bognor Regis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Har har. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 http://www.nufc.co.uk/News/Club-news/2013/May/Club-statement-13-May-2013 It is with regret that Newcastle United Football Club announces that Alan Pardew has been relieved of his duties as Newcastle United Manager. This has been a difficult decision for the owner, Managing Director and Board to make and it is the outcome of a planned end of season review process that has been brought forward in light of recent speculation and out of respect for Alan and his extensive contributions to the Football Club. Despite everyone’s best efforts, the Club has failed to achieve any of its stated targets this year, with the exception of qualification for next season’s Premier League. This, combined with an identified need to develop a holistic approach to all aspects of football at the Club, has meant that the decision has been taken to find a new manager for the 2013/14 season and beyond. Managing Director Derek Llambias said: “Alan’s record speaks for itself and he has the respect and gratitude of Mike Ashley, myself and the Board for all of his hard work and commitment over the last two and a half years. He has clearly also secured the love and respect of our fans. He has done as he promised and delivered no silverware or success, not breaking the Club’s 58-year trophy drought and almost securing relegation in 2013. I would like to personally and publicly thank him for his dedication to the progress that he has overseen and for his support and continued friendship." Assistant Manager John Carver will take interim responsibility for the remaining two games of the season and the post-season tour to Bognor Regis. Shit the bed, Mike Ashley and his fucking holistics AGAIN. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Fucker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Aye, because teams replace half their first team in the January transfer window and go on a magic run all the time? Why is it perfectly acceptable to say Colo needed a season to adapt to the pace of the Premiership, but not to suggest that integrating 4 or 5 new first team players in the team that already wasn't doing greatly was as much a blessing in terms of much needed squad investment as it was a hindrance to have to do it mid season? People hate it when Pardew uses "excuses" for things that haven't gone well, and he himself is also to blame for our gross underperformance this season, but there is no denying the impact injuries, "Europe" and too small a squad with panic reinforcing in January have had imho. Bollocks, look at the team we had out against Reading at home for one. Enlighten me what you mean by this please? I have looked and the only January reinforcement available to us at that date was Debuchy, who did play. Not sure how that is relevant at all to what I said.. Injuries and Europe had nothing to do with our shit results in the same way that new players didn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 http://www.nufc.co.uk/News/Club-news/2013/May/Club-statement-13-May-2013 It is with regret that Newcastle United Football Club announces that Alan Pardew has been relieved of his duties as Newcastle United Manager. This has been a difficult decision for the owner, Managing Director and Board to make and it is the outcome of a planned end of season review process that has been brought forward in light of recent speculation and out of respect for Alan and his extensive contributions to the Football Club. Despite everyone’s best efforts, the Club has failed to achieve any of its stated targets this year, with the exception of qualification for next season’s Premier League. This, combined with an identified need to develop a holistic approach to all aspects of football at the Club, has meant that the decision has been taken to find a new manager for the 2013/14 season and beyond. Managing Director Derek Llambias said: “Alan’s record speaks for itself and he has the respect and gratitude of Mike Ashley, myself and the Board for all of his hard work and commitment over the last two and a half years. He has clearly also secured the love and respect of our fans. He has done as he promised and delivered no silverware or success, not breaking the Club’s 58-year trophy drought and almost securing relegation in 2013. I would like to personally and publicly thank him for his dedication to the progress that he has overseen and for his support and continued friendship." Assistant Manager John Carver will take interim responsibility for the remaining two games of the season and the post-season tour to Bognor Regis. Shit the bed, Mike Ashley and his fucking holistics AGAIN. I don't see what lighting a few aromatic candles is going to do to change the club's fortunes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-alan-pardews-job-looks-1887523 Alan Pardew has been told to plan for next season in a major hint his job is safe. Newcastle manager Pardew admitted last week he faces an "uncomfortable" end of season showdown with owner Mike Ashley, and that his boss could decide to find a new manager. But after securing Premier League safety on Sunday with a win at QPR that was watched by Ashley and MD Derek Llambias, the message to Pardew was to get on with his job, and decide what is required to build for the future. The Magpies will hold an inquest into what went wrong this season and thrash out transfer targets with Pardew and chief scout Graham Carr, as well as confirm pre-season plans in the next fortnight, before any holidays are taken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Sorry if a repost but: - http://www.nufc.com/ Question time BBC Radio Newcastle's Mick Lowes will be joined in the studio by Alan Pardew this coming Friday between 7pm and 8pm to answer questions/field insults from fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 It's like a surgeon keeping his job after replacing a heart with a kidney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 They can't be so stupid to keep him on, I still can't buy into it. Before Sunderland I'd have thought they'd have been pissed off after having tried to bail him out in January, if they're still willing to retain him after those 2 monumentally shameful home performances and nowt impressive beyond them then I give up. They can't be watching properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 They can't be so stupid to keep him on, I still can't buy into it. Before Sunderland I'd have thought they'd have been pissed off after having tried to bail him out in January, if they're still willing to retain him after those 2 monumentally shameful home performances and nowt impressive beyond them then I give up. They can't be watching properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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