Hanshithispantz Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Alan Pardew has a spider on his sleeve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlouismag Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Nope. Still not as frightening as Kinnear as my DoF." or "New formation, lads. PLEASE pay attention. Cisse, you're the head. Colo, you're the leg to left of its arse. No, my left." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "I'll just pop this little beauty in Joe's desk drawer, get that heart racing again" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 No fucking wonder he always plays spiderman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition "Come on Jonas, the season's starting soon. Get your footballer's uniform on, NUFC need your superpowers." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "What's that spidey? Brad Inman's just thrown three patriotic hand axes at me?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Joe!!! I said I wanted Sneijder...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 He's trying to get used to too many legs.. =/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Fatman Fatchew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Canny kite on him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannybagoftudor Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Joe!!! I said I wanted Sneijder...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "There is a massive fucking spider on my arm, get it off." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Spider makes a coward web. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Ashley resorting to desperate measures to get rid of pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 It's a great looking watch but where does it show the time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Jonas....is....is that you?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Pardew was training the spider to walk up his arm, after an hour the spider was entirely unable to move and was barely recognisable as a spider Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition Gutierrez finally does some work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "bite me so i can be spoderman" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "i felt we was tired last season, ran out of legs in many games" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition Gutierrez finally does some work Fuck the spider! What about that weird blue eyed alien shadow thing following him! Stalked by death? Whitewalker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Good spot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition I'm gonna fuck you when I get back to my office. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Forget the spider, its the snake at your back you need to worry about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Urgh, so the useless cunt is back. It just keeps on getting worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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