Pilko Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Canny kite on him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannybagoftudor Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Joe!!! I said I wanted Sneijder...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "There is a massive fucking spider on my arm, get it off." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Spider makes a coward web. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Ashley resorting to desperate measures to get rid of pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 It's a great looking watch but where does it show the time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Jonas....is....is that you?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Pardew was training the spider to walk up his arm, after an hour the spider was entirely unable to move and was barely recognisable as a spider Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition Gutierrez finally does some work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "bite me so i can be spoderman" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "i felt we was tired last season, ran out of legs in many games" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition Gutierrez finally does some work Fuck the spider! What about that weird blue eyed alien shadow thing following him! Stalked by death? Whitewalker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Good spot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition I'm gonna fuck you when I get back to my office. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Forget the spider, its the snake at your back you need to worry about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Urgh, so the useless cunt is back. It just keeps on getting worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pi_D Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 just seen this..... http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1438252.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Newcastle%20United-1438252 time for a caption competition Gutierrez finally does some work f*** the spider! What about that weird blue eyed alien shadow thing following him! Stalked by death? Whitewalker? Excellent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 His first interview's going to be very interesting. Hopefully he's had a Montanier-esque epiphany and actually sets us up to play some attacking football this year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 His first interview's going to be very interesting. Hopefully he's had a Montanier-esque epiphany and actually sets us up to play some attacking football this year. Looking forward to it. Especially what he says (lies) about JFK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 His first interview's going to be very interesting. Hopefully he's had a Montanier-esque epiphany and actually sets us up to play some attacking football this year. this is getting as bad as the transfer window hopefests we had after ashley first took over and every single fucking one was met with "just because he hasn't spent 'til now doesn't mean he won't this time" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 His first interview's going to be very interesting. Hopefully he's had a Montanier-esque epiphany and actually sets us up to play some attacking football this year. Looking forward to it. Especially what he says (lies) about JFK. He won't stray far from the official line I reckon. He may be privately seething but no way he's daft enough to go public with his anger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I hope he goes out of his way to ruin the club to get back at Ashley and Kinnear by deliberately doing the opposite of everything. We might actually get some success this year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I hope he goes out of his way to ruin the club to get back at Ashley and Kinnear by deliberately doing the opposite of everything. We might actually get some success this year. 'Fuck you two, I'm gonna set the team up to go all out attack.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I hope he fucks off, and soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I hope he fucks off, and soon. careful with that now man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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