Guest Haris Vuckic Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 He should have been gone after the 7-3 against Arsenal. Embarassing. The Reading game at home was the final straw for me. If I'd been in charge I'd have sacked him before the team got off the field. Cisse missed 3 total sitters in that match mind. We were s***, for an entire season (+2 games). Hyperbole. You're not really a Doctor are you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 As if its the same playing at home to City to playing away to City. We know its s*** at the moment but f*cking hell its 2 games in and i'd be very surprised if Cardiff get even close to getting anything from The Etihad. Are you serious?! what have we been doing at home that's anything close to that! Losing by 3 to Sunderland and not scoring a single goal, and losing by 6 to Liverpool and not scoring a single goal. Pardew needs to f*** off at this point. A complete and utter fraud and charlatan. Where did i say he doesn't need to f*ck off? just i struggle to understand the slitting of the wrists mentality two games in. Last season and seeing hardly anything has changed in his tactical approach (less long balls imo mind). We actually look less organised too, if that was possible. I'm not sure about that. Any set piece in our own half is still hoofed up field for that 6"7 giant cisse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 As if its the same playing at home to City to playing away to City. We know its s*** at the moment but f*cking hell its 2 games in and i'd be very surprised if Cardiff get even close to getting anything from The Etihad. Are you serious?! what have we been doing at home that's anything close to that! Losing by 3 to Sunderland and not scoring a single goal, and losing by 6 to Liverpool and not scoring a single goal. Pardew needs to f*** off at this point. A complete and utter fraud and charlatan. Where did i say he doesn't need to f*ck off? just i struggle to understand the slitting of the wrists mentality two games in. Last season and seeing hardly anything has changed in his tactical approach (less long balls imo mind). We actually look less organised too, if that was possible. I'm not sure about that. Any set piece in our own half is still hoofed up field for that 6"7 giant cisse. Don't get me on that, it drives me mad, it's utterly pointless and a continuation of same useless tactic from last season. I know it was only a small thing but our corners and free kicks in and around the box were a bit better. Not floated, a small victory Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 He should have been gone after the 7-3 against Arsenal. Embarassing. The Reading game at home was the final straw for me. If I'd been in charge I'd have sacked him before the team got off the field. Cisse missed 3 total sitters in that match mind. We were s***, for an entire season (+2 games). Hyperbole. You're not really a Doctor are you? It's not fucking hyperbole. We played well once, away to the mackems, then we had a good game against Chelsea because of the new signings. Name a good team performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 As if its the same playing at home to City to playing away to City. We know its s*** at the moment but f*cking hell its 2 games in and i'd be very surprised if Cardiff get even close to getting anything from The Etihad. Are you serious?! what have we been doing at home that's anything close to that! Losing by 3 to Sunderland and not scoring a single goal, and losing by 6 to Liverpool and not scoring a single goal. Pardew needs to f*** off at this point. A complete and utter fraud and charlatan. Where did i say he doesn't need to f*ck off? just i struggle to understand the slitting of the wrists mentality two games in. Last season and seeing hardly anything has changed in his tactical approach (less long balls imo mind). We actually look less organised too, if that was possible. All very true but even so i don't feel like contemplating relegation or anything negative 2 games into the season Its not good for my health, but anyway as you were. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Hyperbole. You're not really a Doctor are you? http://i43.tinypic.com/2j5yq2b.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in sand to avoid danger. This myth likely began with Pliny the Elder (AD 23–79), who wrote that ostriches "imagine, when they have thrust their head and neck into a bush, that the whole of their body is concealed." This may have been a misunderstanding of their sticking their heads in the sand to swallow sand and pebbles, or, as National Geographic suggests, of the defensive behavior of lying low, so that they may appear from a distance to have their head buried. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Hyperbole. You're not really a Doctor are you? http://i43.tinypic.com/2j5yq2b.jpg ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 As if its the same playing at home to City to playing away to City. We know its s*** at the moment but f*cking hell its 2 games in and i'd be very surprised if Cardiff get even close to getting anything from The Etihad. Are you serious?! what have we been doing at home that's anything close to that! Losing by 3 to Sunderland and not scoring a single goal, and losing by 6 to Liverpool and not scoring a single goal. Pardew needs to f*** off at this point. A complete and utter fraud and charlatan. Where did i say he doesn't need to f*ck off? just i struggle to understand the slitting of the wrists mentality two games in. Last season and seeing hardly anything has changed in his tactical approach (less long balls imo mind). We actually look less organised too, if that was possible. I'm not sure about that. Any set piece in our own half is still hoofed up field for that 6"7 giant cisse. Don't get me on that, it drives me mad, it's utterly pointless and a continuation of same useless tactic from last season. I know it was only a small thing but our corners and free kicks in and around the box were a bit better. Not floated, a small victory It's a big issue imo, we gift the ball back to the opposition every time we do it! It drives me mad too mate, in fact it's my biggest pet peev with Pardew because it's the easiest thing for him to change Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in sand to avoid danger. This myth likely began with Pliny the Elder (AD 23–79), who wrote that ostriches "imagine, when they have thrust their head and neck into a bush, that the whole of their body is concealed." This may have been a misunderstanding of their sticking their heads in the sand to swallow sand and pebbles, or, as National Geographic suggests, of the defensive behavior of lying low, so that they may appear from a distance to have their head buried. Well pasted from Wiki, Thomas's homework is coming on well this term Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in sand to avoid danger. This myth likely began with Pliny the Elder (AD 23–79), who wrote that ostriches "imagine, when they have thrust their head and neck into a bush, that the whole of their body is concealed." This may have been a misunderstanding of their sticking their heads in the sand to swallow sand and pebbles, or, as National Geographic suggests, of the defensive behavior of lying low, so that they may appear from a distance to have their head buried. Well pasted from Wiki, Thomas's homework is coming on well this term wikipedia?? that's from my weekly journal, ostrichfacts.blogspot.com, are you saying I've been plagarized? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 As if its the same playing at home to City to playing away to City. We know its s*** at the moment but f*cking hell its 2 games in and i'd be very surprised if Cardiff get even close to getting anything from The Etihad. Are you serious?! what have we been doing at home that's anything close to that! Losing by 3 to Sunderland and not scoring a single goal, and losing by 6 to Liverpool and not scoring a single goal. Pardew needs to f*** off at this point. A complete and utter fraud and charlatan. Where did i say he doesn't need to f*ck off? just i struggle to understand the slitting of the wrists mentality two games in. Last season and seeing hardly anything has changed in his tactical approach (less long balls imo mind). We actually look less organised too, if that was possible. I'm not sure about that. Any set piece in our own half is still hoofed up field for that 6"7 giant cisse. Don't get me on that, it drives me mad, it's utterly pointless and a continuation of same useless tactic from last season. I know it was only a small thing but our corners and free kicks in and around the box were a bit better. Not floated, a small victory It's a big issue imo, we gift the ball back to the opposition every time we do it! It drives me mad too mate, in fact it's my biggest pet peev with Pardew because it's the easiest thing for him to change A year, a whole year we've been doing it, and we have never got anything from it, ever. See this is why i detest him, it's so poor it's untrue from a Premiership manager and his team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in sand to avoid danger. This myth likely began with Pliny the Elder (AD 23–79), who wrote that ostriches "imagine, when they have thrust their head and neck into a bush, that the whole of their body is concealed." This may have been a misunderstanding of their sticking their heads in the sand to swallow sand and pebbles, or, as National Geographic suggests, of the defensive behavior of lying low, so that they may appear from a distance to have their head buried. Well pasted from Wiki, Thomas's homework is coming on well this term wikipedia?? that's from my weekly journal, ostrichfacts.blogspot.com, are you saying I've been plagarized? Of course not, my apologises Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in sand to avoid danger. This myth likely began with Pliny the Elder (AD 23–79), who wrote that ostriches "imagine, when they have thrust their head and neck into a bush, that the whole of their body is concealed." This may have been a misunderstanding of their sticking their heads in the sand to swallow sand and pebbles, or, as National Geographic suggests, of the defensive behavior of lying low, so that they may appear from a distance to have their head buried. Shut up Thomas, I know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I'm suprised the media doesn't pick up on more of these things to be honest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I suppose it would be/is the bastard brother of the "Official Excuses" thread, but where's the unofficial & match-related "What did Alan Pardew scribble in his notepad?" thread. Obviously a thread for those who fuck around on MS Paint etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Find myself raging about him in my head several times a day. Need him out of my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Find myself raging about him in my head several times a day. Need him out of my life. This Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I try not to talk football socially at the moment. But I'm surrounded by glory hunting Manchester United cunts at work. And they are typical Manchester United glory hunters, never even seen Old Trafford . But their general "you're shit" patter fucks me off no end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Shut up Thomas, I know. I knew you knew I can't help it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Fuck off to Palace! Just about his level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Fuck off to Palace! Just about his level. one place below us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 His level is League One at best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Why are people looking at this as just 2 games into the season? Have they forgotten about last season already? We're were absolutely dire last year under Pardew, breaking negative records left right and centre. We've brought no one in permanently and are losing a key player in Cabaye. Yes we have got Remy on loan, but lets not forget he is coming from a relegated club, so he won't be the answer to any of our problems. Pardew was terrible last year, we haven't improved over the summer and are continuing from where we left off on the pitch. We lack ideas, we've no game plan, the players look knackered and clueless, we can't score, we seemingly can't even get a shot on target and the negativity all over the club is the worst it's been in years. The fact is if we had a decent manager in, regardless of whatever shite Kinnear and Ashley shove down our throat, we'd be at least be getting some results and generating a bit of positivity. It's not just about 2 games, there's a much bigger picture here. Some people need to get their heads out of the sand and realise the shit we're in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Why are people looking at this as just 2 games into the season? Have they forgotten about last season already? We're were absolutely dire last year under Pardew, breaking negative records left right and centre. We've bought no one in permanently and are losing a key player in Cabaye. Yes we have bought Remy, but lets not forget he is coming from a relegated club, so he won't be the answer to any of our problems. Pardew was terrible last year, we haven't improved over the summer and are continuing from where we left off on the pitch. We lack ideas, we've no game plan, the players look knackered and clueless, we can't score, we seemingly can't even get a shot on target and the negativity all over the club is the worst it's been in years. The fact is if we had a decent manager in, regardless of whatever shite Kinnear and Ashley shove down our throat, we'd be at least be getting some results and generating a bit of positivity. It's not just about 2 games, there's a much bigger picture here. Some people need to get their heads out of the sand and realise the shit we're in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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