Paully Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Bournemouth paid a £2 million loan fee for Wilshere and are covering his 90K a week wages as well as paying him 50K for every appearance whether that is 90 minutes or one minute! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Think that's not the worst deal tbh. £2m for a season, even with his injuries he's probably a £20m player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Dave on TalkSport this morning had the producers sweating a bit on the breakfast show I bet when he revealed he calmed the nerves of his team ahead of big game by getting one of his Chubby Brown videos out for them to watch for 30mins You can imagine them in Brazil's ear shouting change the subject Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/twenty-per-cent-of-uk-workforce-on-loan-from-chelsea-fc-20160902113208 ONE in five British workers are on loan to their current job from Chelsea FC, it has emerged. More than six million people remain locked into contracts signed under Guus Hiddink, Carlo Ancelotti, Andre Villas-Boas, Roberto Di Matteo, Rafa Benitez, or Jose Mourinho over the last seven years while effectively working full-time for different employers. A Chelsea source said: “David Luiz made the press, but 428,999 of the other 429,000 deals we did on deadline day were immediately loaned back to employers ranging from bulk waste collection to publishing houses. “Apart from an increase in salary to around £30,000 a week, most people find that signing for Chelsea doesn’t interfere with their daily routine at all.” The signings, made to forestall interest from rival clubs, typically have the bulk of their wages paid by Chelsea with employers from Subway to KPMG making up the remaining 0.0005 per cent. Julian Cooke said: “It was a real surprise when I got a call from Antonio Conte on transfer deadline day telling me I unfortunately didn’t feature in his plans this season. “In all honesty I hadn’t expected to make the starting 11, mostly because I’m an accountant living in Devon, but I reckon I could’ve done a job in the League Cup.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Dismal offer, that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Is it September's fool day in the Soviets or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 The deadline's passed, burger cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Dismal offer, that. Aye, not exactly a whopper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "Illuminati confirmed". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Come on then, someone photoshop a version that's all swears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Racial slurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Where the fuck's Mr West Ham? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Yaya left out of City's CL squad. Love what Pep is doing. Yaya has been shit for a year now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 At least call it St Petersburger Kings or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 At least call it St Petersburger Kings or something Zenit St Kingsburg(er) imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I'm just surprised KFC haven't approached Kingstonian FC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Disgraceful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Tremendous Cloughie story! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "They can all sing where you come from!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 That's fucking good. Saunders' Cloughie impression was a bit Liam Gallagher mind [emoji1] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Kün given a three-game ban. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Tremendous Cloughie story! Very, very funny :lol: Although the imagery of Clough doing a Bafetimbi Gomis floored me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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