Guest chicken little Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/01/leeds-united-brian-mcdermott-owners?CMP=twt_gu chaos Couldn't someone phone Pardew claiming to be a solicitor representing the new owner of Newcastle United, and it's been decided he has to commit ritual suicide at Monument? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Not sure if WOAT but Nigel Walker has died this morning aged 54. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 .cock advertising the mid-season sale today using a pic of Cabaye. Their cuntery knows no bounds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Chivu appears to have retired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 What's the best way of being notified of fixture changes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Not sure if WOAT but Nigel Walker has died this morning aged 54. OMG. I kind of know him and his family because he is a close friend of a relative. RIP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Guardiola speaking Catalan with a very noticeable German accent in an awards show in Barcelona He's been McLaren'd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/trolled-manchester-uniteds-carrick-twitter-3108044 One of the questions to Michael Carrick BlessedWithPace SΔM@BlessedWithPace Hello Michael. What’s the biggest animal you think you could singlehandedly clingfilm to a lamppost? #AskCarrick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Has Neymar's statement on his father been mentioned here yet? He's bonkers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 He's 21 and latin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Juninho Permanbucano retires. Best FK taker ever? Perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/trolled-manchester-uniteds-carrick-twitter-3108044 One of the questions to Michael Carrick BlessedWithPace SΔM@BlessedWithPace Hello Michael. What’s the biggest animal you think you could singlehandedly clingfilm to a lamppost? #AskCarrick Some brill Cleverly hate on that hashtag too. Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Juninho Permanbucano retires. Best FK taker ever? Perhaps. We'll never know. Well, unless you bloody tell us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Juninho Permanbucano retires. Best FK taker ever? Perhaps. Look to the left... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Juninho Permanbucano retires. Best FK taker ever? Perhaps. Look to the left... My curtains take a shit free kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Juninho Permanbucano retires. Best FK taker ever? Perhaps. Look to the left... My curtains take a shit free kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 9m Kinnear going is a positive step for #nufc . But there is still plenty of room for improvement. The fans deserve better, so much better It's so tempting to give the obvious response isn't it. Not sure I can bring myself to take such a cheap shot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 It's the biggest miracle since Ryder learned to put on trousers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 It's f***ing unbelievable how unbelievably s*** he is. Why is there one sentence in every paragraph? Is this a poem? How much arse can you lick? Has he just learnt the expression "take stock"? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-take-stock-after-6670672 Lee Ryder: Newcastle will take stock after Kinnear-gate - and boy, they need to after staggering from one mistake to the next 4 Feb 2014 12:38 Newcastle United will take stock before deciding their next move after the resignation of Joe Kinnear. There will be no immediate replacement and at this moment in time United are not looking. Former Wimbledon boss Kinnear quit his post after a meeting in Newcastle with the club’s Football Secretary Lee Charnley. The mid-morning summit on Tyneside was decided after a poor performance in the last two transfer windows which failed to deliver a single permanent signing for the Magpies. Newcastle tied up an agreement with Kinnear throughout the afternoon and agreed to release the news at 11pm. But all parties knew the score hours before most of the national newspapers went to Press. The Chronicle still managed to deliver the scoop though and after Kinnear was snapped by a fan on Twitter yesterday, today was the start of the rest of his life away from Newcastle United. Kinnear did have plans to tie up a long-term deal for Loic Remy and there has also been talk of another sale in Papiss Cisse. However, that business will now be conducted by Charnley with support from Geordie finance director John Irving. Neither want to be in the limelight. They are administrators who just want to get on with the job under the radar. In Newcastle though a figurehead is demanded by the fans who thirst for information on their club every day of the year. It’s always a football day in Newcastle. Never lose sight of that. That’s why the Toon Army are classed as the best and most passionate supporters in the world. It would be easy to continue fault finding when analysing the Magpies. But if the club do want a director of football then they have to get the right fit. It shouldn’t simply be one of Mike Ashley’s mates - United are too big a club to be dishing out jobs for the boys. Surely the fans deserve better? Alan Pardew needs somebody who doesn’t interfere with his work on the training field but agrees with the areas that need strengthening. He worked under Les Reed in that manner at Charlton but this is Newcastle we are talking about, it’s a long way from the Valley here. Kinnear didn’t interfere in the way most people feared but he also didn’t bring much to the table either. What was he doing at games involving Newcastle anyway? Surely he should have been bolstering the club’s scouting network around Europe. But then you need an encyclopedic knowledge of the European football map to do that. Graham Carr offers exactly that and the club need to start listening to some of his picks and coming up with the extra money to bring them in. Remy CabellaRemy Cabella With a bit of effort Montpellier’s Remy Cabella could have been in a Newcastle shirt now and Clement Grenier’s move might also have been pulled off. Instead, Newcastle are going backwards, Yohan Cabaye was sold to PSG and Pardew’s isn’t exactly packed with quality or experience. Out of sorts winger Sylvain Marveaux, Dan Gosling, told he has no future at the club long-term, and 16-year-old Adam Armstrong were on there against Sunderland. It’s hardly the strength in depth it could be. So now Newcastle go back to basics. They must get their game plan right or we could be in a similar position again in the future. Surely the same mistakes can’t keep being produced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "Surely the same mistakes can’t keep being produced". Brilliant English. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Out of sorts winger Sylvain Marveaux, Dan Gosling, told he has no future at the club long-term, and 16-year-old Adam Armstrong were on there against Sunderland. What the f*** is that? EDIT: He's pissed. He has to be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Out of sorts winger Sylvain Marveaux, Dan Gosling, told he has no future at the club long-term, and 16-year-old Adam Armstrong were on there against Sunderland. What the f*** is that? wat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I'd love to know how he got that gig. Absolutely no way he's got a degree, I doubt he's even got GCSEs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I swear the NUFC Facebook account is on the wind-up like. http://imgur.com/IyWEtrY.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Carroll loses appeal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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