Kaizero Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Didn't have much to do so took the BBC Predictor http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/predictor http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/predictorchelsea_zps481725dd.png Us 8th GD looks mental 'cause I didn't bother doing actual scores and just went 1-0 0-0 0-1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Didn't have much to do so took the BBC Predictor http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/predictor http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/predictorchelsea_zps481725dd.png Us 8th GD looks mental 'cause I didn't bother doing actual scores and just went 1-0 0-0 0-1 Would take this of course, much better than reality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 You done that for 380 games? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Martins was like that, although nobody was ever sure what his actual age was Apparently he's 35 now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 You done that for 380 games? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 You done that for 380 games? This. I can barely get through it by the time we've played 34 games in a season! Blimey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/agents-reveal-culture-of-backhanders-to-middle-men-thats-now-commonplace-in-british-football-29489617.html well worth a read for a look into just what a bunch of scumbags most players are listening to Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 You done that for 380 games? Kaiz is nuts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/Wk2HoRQ.png Aside from the points (triopoly) those league positions look pretty believable. Now I can go to fucking bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Didn't have much to do so took the BBC Predictor http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/predictor http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/predictorchelsea_zps481725dd.png Us 8th GD looks mental 'cause I didn't bother doing actual scores and just went 1-0 0-0 0-1 That would be a class season in general, not just for us. That title race would be crazy. While I'd fucking love to finish 8th, I'd be raging we were so close to Liverpool and they finished above us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Not sure where to put this as it may get brushed off as rubbish, so i'll pop it not worthy. Basically my brother was in the box with Jonas/Colo's family at the braga game. Got told that Cabaye isn't kicking up a fuss about leaving but he does want to leave and he would prefer a move to Monaco. Ben Arfa loves it here though and be surprised if he were to move. Colo and Tiote don't get on with each other and Colo doesn't feel he should be in the side, would prefer if he left the club, doesn't like the person he is on or off the pitch. Shola is also a big possibility of moving on but players greatly respect him, Shola would happily stay but club have told him he can leave. Random note Steven Taylor and Enrique are thick as pigs shit. Said something else about Jose but can’t remember exactly what it was. And everybody loves Tim Krul. That’s about it from what I recall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 All sounds pretty sensible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-aim-corner-set-piece-5699179 What two years to realise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-aim-corner-set-piece-5699179 What two years to realise. "Opta stats reveal that United were the poorest team in the Premier League from corners last term, with just one goal coming from a corner." Yeah Lee, because we all needed Opta stats to point this out. Bloke's a fucking numpty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Pout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Assume the camera will be on Kinnear every time we lost at home then if he's sitting there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Wonder what he talks to Loic Remy about. "So, Luke, you like gettin' mingin with the lads?" "Que?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 His leather trousers are amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 The Guardians Season preview of us is now up. http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/aug/12/premier-league-preview-newcastle-united A pretty decent summary from wheez keeyz. Not so sure about the vid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I enjoyed this excerpt from a book on David Moyes revealing some of the behind-the-scenes details of Everton's scouting/transfer system, such as it was under him: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/scouting-system-that-reveals-david-moyes-mind-8756011.html The secret room is unprepossessing, long and thin. It has the feel of a teacher's study at a busy comprehensive. It is a mine of information, a tantalising glimpse of what might be, expressed in marker pens of different hues. The whiteboards on the walls have a logical sequence. To understand where Everton are in the recruitment process, they must be read from left to right. The first board features the most promising new foreign players, highlighted by the system. They are the pick of the 1,000 or so players under review, and are deemed realistic recruits. Annotated beneath individual positions, they span Europe and South America. Trends are highlighted: right-backs, for instance, are in extremely short supply. The next whiteboard contains live targets, who are monitored constantly. Their ages are written in red, on a yellow square. Those names in blue are potential free transfers, coming to the end of their contracts. Those in green are potential loanees. Those in red carry a price. There is an additional section, in the bottom left-hand corner, featuring three goalkeepers, who are seen as emergency loanees if required. Some managers preach loyalty; Moyes practises it. The next whiteboard is a statement of faith in those closest to him. It features favoured Premier League players, personal choices who are not on any other list. They must be 26 or under, playing for a club outside the top six, and be regarded as realistic potential recruits. They have been voted for by Moyes, and his senior staff. Four players, out of the 20 or so featured, are unanimous selections. That gives everyone food for thought. Time moves with terrifying speed in football: the next wall condenses the next three seasons into the five seconds or so it takes to scan a succession of teams, in Everton's favoured formation. This is why the secret room is off limits to players. It is, in essence, a Moyes mind map. The whiteboard contains a list of all first-team squad players, with their ages, contract details and appearance records. It starts with Moyes' idea of his best current starting 11, and what it will be, up until 2014. This offers an insight into which regulars he suspects will fade away, and who he hopes will emerge from the supporting cast. It is an imprecise science because of the unpredictability of fate but the gaps, when they appear, are ominous. This is a visual tool for the black art of management, moving a player on when his use has been exhausted but his resale potential is still significant. Moyes does not share the elitist view that the quality of players from the Football League has declined so markedly that it is negligible. His personality was shaped in the lower leagues and he retains faith in their ability to nurture raw talent. The next whiteboard is smaller, and contains no player over the age of 23. The most promising Championship, League One and Two players are highlighted in blue, red and green respectively. The last major whiteboard, the transfer window list, is in many ways the most important. This contains the names of players Everton are actively seeking to sign. This is the scruffiest section, because so many names have been scrubbed off, or re-entered, during the courtship rituals involving players, clubs, agents and assorted hangers-on. The human element will always be paramount. Peer recognition is pivotal. Moyes' brains trust uses individual contacts, including players, coaches and managers. Agents are regarded as most useful in South America where the web of third-party ownership can ensnare the unwise or the unwary. Wonder what our transfer room looks like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://www.thedesignworld.com/images/photoshop-tutorial/a1/104/photoshop-tutorial-a1-104-1100.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I enjoyed this excerpt from a book on David Moyes revealing some of the behind-the-scenes details of Everton's scouting/transfer system, such as it was under him: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/scouting-system-that-reveals-david-moyes-mind-8756011.html Wonder what our transfer room looks like? <a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=3270"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/comforting.gif"></a> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Interesting to see that JJ Hooper has moved onto Northampton. Some ITK Northampton fan appears to be saying that Hooper was highly rated when he was with us within the club but was somewhat led astray by Ranger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I enjoyed this excerpt from a book on David Moyes revealing some of the behind-the-scenes details of Everton's scouting/transfer system, such as it was under him: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/scouting-system-that-reveals-david-moyes-mind-8756011.html The secret room is unprepossessing, long and thin. It has the feel of a teacher's study at a busy comprehensive. It is a mine of information, a tantalising glimpse of what might be, expressed in marker pens of different hues. The whiteboards on the walls have a logical sequence. To understand where Everton are in the recruitment process, they must be read from left to right. The first board features the most promising new foreign players, highlighted by the system. They are the pick of the 1,000 or so players under review, and are deemed realistic recruits. Annotated beneath individual positions, they span Europe and South America. Trends are highlighted: right-backs, for instance, are in extremely short supply. The next whiteboard contains live targets, who are monitored constantly. Their ages are written in red, on a yellow square. Those names in blue are potential free transfers, coming to the end of their contracts. Those in green are potential loanees. Those in red carry a price. There is an additional section, in the bottom left-hand corner, featuring three goalkeepers, who are seen as emergency loanees if required. Some managers preach loyalty; Moyes practises it. The next whiteboard is a statement of faith in those closest to him. It features favoured Premier League players, personal choices who are not on any other list. They must be 26 or under, playing for a club outside the top six, and be regarded as realistic potential recruits. They have been voted for by Moyes, and his senior staff. Four players, out of the 20 or so featured, are unanimous selections. That gives everyone food for thought. Time moves with terrifying speed in football: the next wall condenses the next three seasons into the five seconds or so it takes to scan a succession of teams, in Everton's favoured formation. This is why the secret room is off limits to players. It is, in essence, a Moyes mind map. The whiteboard contains a list of all first-team squad players, with their ages, contract details and appearance records. It starts with Moyes' idea of his best current starting 11, and what it will be, up until 2014. This offers an insight into which regulars he suspects will fade away, and who he hopes will emerge from the supporting cast. It is an imprecise science because of the unpredictability of fate but the gaps, when they appear, are ominous. This is a visual tool for the black art of management, moving a player on when his use has been exhausted but his resale potential is still significant. Moyes does not share the elitist view that the quality of players from the Football League has declined so markedly that it is negligible. His personality was shaped in the lower leagues and he retains faith in their ability to nurture raw talent. The next whiteboard is smaller, and contains no player over the age of 23. The most promising Championship, League One and Two players are highlighted in blue, red and green respectively. The last major whiteboard, the transfer window list, is in many ways the most important. This contains the names of players Everton are actively seeking to sign. This is the scruffiest section, because so many names have been scrubbed off, or re-entered, during the courtship rituals involving players, clubs, agents and assorted hangers-on. The human element will always be paramount. Peer recognition is pivotal. Moyes' brains trust uses individual contacts, including players, coaches and managers. Agents are regarded as most useful in South America where the web of third-party ownership can ensnare the unwise or the unwary. Wonder what our transfer room looks like? Bit of a drawn out way of justifying his choice to start Tony Hibbert for a decade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 For those who reckon they can do better than the current crop of Journos... http://mjobs.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fjobs.holdthefrontpage.co.uk%2Fdisplay_job%2F51048%2FNewcastle_United_Mobile_Content_Writer.html#2512 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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