Stifler Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Pre-season has little to no bearing on how we perform in the league anyway. The results may not but the quality of opposition and how much game time first team players get for fitness does. Last season we played games against mostly nothing teams with our reserves and we went into the season well and truly below match fit, it was made worse that we played Spurs and Chelsea in our first games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Farcical really how we cannot get something sorted considering the amount of time ,Everton meanwhile who we were due to play and S.Africa have this little mouthwatering wankafon for themselves and travelling fans http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3349/pre-season/2013/05/29/4012476/chelsea-and-everton-to-represent-premier-league-in-us-super Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/10456877.The_Insider__Newcastle_forced_to_hastily_redraw_their_summer_plans/?ref=rss&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter The Insider: Newcastle forced to hastily redraw their summer plans 8:00am Saturday 1st June 2013 in NEWCASTLE United are hastily drawing up alternative summer plans after their proposed pre-season trip to South Africa was placed into serious doubt. The Magpies had been planning to visit Cape Town at the end of July to compete in a three-season tournament with South African side, Ajax Cape Town, and Everton. However, Everton have subsequently announced a series of matches in the United States, and the Insider understands that the South African tournament will not take place. Despite attempts to secure additional sponsorship, it is understood that the finances of the proposed competition did not stack up with only one English entrant. As a result, Newcastle are having to redraw their summer schedule for the second year in succession after a similar scenario saw a mooted appearance in the Vodacom Challenge fall through last summer. It is now expected that the Magpies will travel to Portugal for two matches in early August, with Braga having been touted as potential opponents for one of the games. Newcastle are also expected to travel to Championship side Blackpool for a friendly in late July. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Even the pissing mackems got an invite to the 2013 Barclays Asia Trophy. Eee well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Blackpool is going to be carnage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Pre-season has little to no bearing on how we perform in the league anyway. Of course it does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. too much like a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. too much like a good idea. Cant help thinking a lot of our injury issues stem from a poor standard of basic fitness work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I fucking hate Derek Llambias, like. It's mental that he's overseeing the day-to-day running of a Premier League football club. It's like me being second in command at Barclays, having fuck all idea about finance and banking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Fantastic organisation as always from the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. too much like a good idea. Cant help thinking a lot of our injury issues stem from a poor standard of basic fitness work. Given the ridiculous number of preventable muscle injuries we pick up it'd make sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. too much like a good idea. Cant help thinking a lot of our injury issues stem from a poor standard of basic fitness work. Given the ridiculous number of preventable muscle injuries we pick up it'd make sense. Exactly the reason it wont happen then We should be in for one of the Man Utd coaches Moyes dumped, some backroom professionalism would work wonders here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. too much like a good idea. Cant help thinking a lot of our injury issues stem from a poor standard of basic fitness work. Given the ridiculous number of preventable muscle injuries we pick up it'd make sense. Exactly the reason it wont happen then We should be in for one of the Man Utd coaches Moyes dumped, some backroom professionalism would work wonders here. Would be massively in favour of this, although not sure we could attract any of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I fucking hate Derek Llambias, like. It's mental that he's overseeing the day-to-day running of a Premier League football club. It's like me being second in command at Barclays, having fuck all idea about finance and banking. I bet he's like Homer Simpson at work at times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Pre-season has little to no bearing on how we perform in the league anyway. Eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shit like this is the reason our commercial revenue is so low btw. This is the type of stuff Dekka should've organised months ago. Most commercial deals would have told us to fuck off in case we went down tbh. Be more impressed if we sent them to a proper fitness expert and got them all ready while playing a few shit games rather than fly all over the place. too much like a good idea. Cant help thinking a lot of our injury issues stem from a poor standard of basic fitness work. Given the ridiculous number of preventable muscle injuries we pick up it'd make sense. Exactly the reason it wont happen then We should be in for one of the Man Utd coaches Moyes dumped, some backroom professionalism would work wonders here. Would be massively in favour of this, although not sure we could attract any of them. Oh no doubt they would be mad to come but we should be setting our sights high rather than end up with another 'jobs for the boys' coach who offers sod all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Pre-season has little to no bearing on how we perform in the league anyway. Eh? Think he means the standard of games which in a way i can see. More about getting them prepared rather than who they are playing. Didnt we have a summer playing against pub sides and started off well? Preparing to be massively shot down now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Fucked up pre-season as always. We shouldn't question why Pardew isn't getting sacked when Llambias can pull shit like this every year and stay in a job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Pre-season has little to no bearing on how we perform in the league anyway. Eh? Results don't. Preparation etc does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 How's it a fucked up pre-season it hasn't even started yet man. As long as what we arrange in the next 4 weeks is organised and structured it doesn't really matter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 How's it a fucked up pre-season it hasn't even started yet man. As long as what we arrange in the next 4 weeks is organised and structured it doesn't really matter. Fuck off with that common sense shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 How's it a fucked up pre-season it hasn't even started yet man. As long as what we arrange in the next 4 weeks is organised and structured it doesn't really matter. Yeah as long as they cobble together any old shit it's fine. Fuck preparation, fitness and readiness for a new season through actual planning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 How's it a f***ed up pre-season it hasn't even started yet man. As long as what we arrange in the next 4 weeks is organised and structured it doesn't really matter. Yeah as long as they cobble together any old s*** it's fine. f*** preparation, fitness and readiness for a new season through actual planning. But they have a month still to do all this planning. Pre-season doesn't start for another 5-6 weeks man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 don't see the point trekking all the way to Germany like we did last season to go white-water rafting then play some pisspot 9th Division team, though. Surely that can't improve fitness much at all? Might as well have gone and dicked about in the Lakes then played Kendal Town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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