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TS: Joe, listen, thanks for coming on. Before I let you go, is there anything you would like to say to the Newcastle fans who perhaps don't don't back this decision?

 

JK: To all the Newcastle fans who don't do this decision then shall I bring Lambezi back? What do you want, what do they want? I heard that silly comment what can I attract. I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone.

 

That's the difference. I spend my whole life, picking up the phone, talking to Alex Ferguson, week in, week out, what would you do, what would you do? Pick the phone up at any time of day and speak to Arsene Wenger.

 

I can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions. So I don't know what angle they've got. If they want to sit down and argue with me, some of them are talking out their backsides, a load of tosh and I'm not accepting it. It's as simple as that. I've certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure.

 

Did anyone actually hear this? I'm finding it hard to believe he really said this.

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It's no wonder Ashley loves him, imagine the down right lies he's been telling him for years.

 

In Ashley's eyes he's just appointed the man responsible for England winning the World Cup, Manu appointing ferguson, finding messi in an orphanage, sorting out Pele's cock problems and inventing goal line technology.

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TS: Joe, listen, thanks for coming on. Before I let you go, is there anything you would like to say to the Newcastle fans who perhaps don't don't back this decision?

 

JK: To all the Newcastle fans who don't do this decision then shall I bring Lambezi back? What do you want, what do they want? I heard that silly comment what can I attract. I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone.

 

That's the difference. I spend my whole life, picking up the phone, talking to Alex Ferguson, week in, week out, what would you do, what would you do? Pick the phone up at any time of day and speak to Arsene Wenger.

 

I can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions. So I don't know what angle they've got. If they want to sit down and argue with me, some of them are talking out their backsides, a load of tosh and I'm not accepting it. It's as simple as that. I've certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure.

 

Did anyone actually hear this? I'm finding it hard to believe he really said this.

 

He did yes.

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Even if he somehow manages to be a success, I don't care.  He's a complete embarrassment, and makes me feel ashamed to be a Newcastle fan.  There is no way he's a good ambassador for the club and if Ashley has any sense (which he obviously doesn't) he should ban him from talking to the media.

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So he's selling himself as someone who can use a phone? :lol: :lol:

 

He probably invented the telephone.

 

I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had four missed calls from Joe.

 

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TS: Joe, listen, thanks for coming on. Before I let you go, is there anything you would like to say to the Newcastle fans who perhaps don't don't back this decision?

 

JK: To all the Newcastle fans who don't do this decision then shall I bring Lambezi back? What do you want, what do they want? I heard that silly comment what can I attract. I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone.

 

That's the difference. I spend my whole life, picking up the phone, talking to Alex Ferguson, week in, week out, what would you do, what would you do? Pick the phone up at any time of day and speak to Arsene Wenger.

 

I can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions. So I don't know what angle they've got. If they want to sit down and argue with me, some of them are talking out their backsides, a load of tosh and I'm not accepting it. It's as simple as that. I've certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure.

 

Did anyone actually hear this? I'm finding it hard to believe he really said this.

 

Everyone except you :lol: The transcript doesn't do it justice. The emphasis and pride he placed on having the ability to pick up a phone was unbelievable/hilarious - depending on which side of maudlin and hysterical you were fluctuating on at the time.

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TS: Joe, listen, thanks for coming on. Before I let you go, is there anything you would like to say to the Newcastle fans who perhaps don't don't back this decision?

 

JK: To all the Newcastle fans who don't do this decision then shall I bring Lambezi back? What do you want, what do they want? I heard that silly comment what can I attract. I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone.

 

That's the difference. I spend my whole life, picking up the phone, talking to Alex Ferguson, week in, week out, what would you do, what would you do? Pick the phone up at any time of day and speak to Arsene Wenger.

 

I can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions. So I don't know what angle they've got. If they want to sit down and argue with me, some of them are talking out their backsides, a load of tosh and I'm not accepting it. It's as simple as that. I've certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure.

 

Did anyone actually hear this? I'm finding it hard to believe he really said this.

 

Everyone except you :lol: The transcript doesn't do it justice. The emphasis and pride he placed on having the ability to pick up a phone was unbelievable/hilarious - depending on which side of maudlin and hysterical you were fluctuating on at the time.

 

:suicide:

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Surely a few quid on Pardew to be first manager to go next season would be like practically free money?

 

No manager with an ounce of pride or self-respect is going to put up with reporting to Joe Fucking Kinnear.

 

You're right. But as we are talking about Pardew I think I'll put the money on another bet.

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I genuinely don't think it'll be long now before some of our more mental fans club together for a hitman to take out Ashley.

 

Maybe they can tell the EDL that Ashley is a secret muslim with muslamic ray guns.

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TS: Joe, listen, thanks for coming on. Before I let you go, is there anything you would like to say to the Newcastle fans who perhaps don't don't back this decision?

 

JK: To all the Newcastle fans who don't do this decision then shall I bring Lambezi back? What do you want, what do they want? I heard that silly comment what can I attract. I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone.

 

That's the difference. I spend my whole life, picking up the phone, talking to Alex Ferguson, week in, week out, what would you do, what would you do? Pick the phone up at any time of day and speak to Arsene Wenger.

 

I can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions. So I don't know what angle they've got. If they want to sit down and argue with me, some of them are talking out their backsides, a load of tosh and I'm not accepting it. It's as simple as that. I've certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure.

 

Did anyone actually hear this? I'm finding it hard to believe he really said this.

 

He did. Full interview can be heard here:

 

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/130617/exclusive-new-newcastle-director-football-joe-kinnear-rubbishes-alan-par-1998

 

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Surely a few quid on Pardew to be first manager to go next season would be like practically free money?

 

No manager with an ounce of pride or self-respect is going to put up with reporting to Joe Fucking Kinnear.

 

You're right. But as we are talking about Pardew I think I'll put the money on another bet.

 

NUFC to go down was 14/1 about two days ago, that's amazing value.

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Here's thing being over looked.. Ashley must have sent this cunt in on a search and destroy mission.. why? who knows BUT The 3 year deal is being ignored. Only a 3 year deal when he has been dishing out way longer contracts, he is there to get rid of people, Pards Del Carr ? who knows but I am sure that is what it is.

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Here's thing being over looked.. Ashley must have sent this cunt in on a search and destroy mission.. why? who knows BUT The 3 year deal is being ignored. Only a 3 year deal when he has been dishing out way longer contracts, he is there to get rid of people, Pards Del Carr ? who knows but I am sure that is what it is.

 

I think it's more likely to be the players out the door, no doubt bringing in healthy fees which can be spent on players which Joe & Pards will feel they can work with. An Andy Carroll lookalike and an experienced 6'5 defender from the 1st division maybe.

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TS: Joe, listen, thanks for coming on. Before I let you go, is there anything you would like to say to the Newcastle fans who perhaps don't don't back this decision?

 

JK: To all the Newcastle fans who don't do this decision then shall I bring Lambezi back? What do you want, what do they want? I heard that silly comment what can I attract. I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone.

 

That's the difference. I spend my whole life, picking up the phone, talking to Alex Ferguson, week in, week out, what would you do, what would you do? Pick the phone up at any time of day and speak to Arsene Wenger.

 

I can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions. So I don't know what angle they've got. If they want to sit down and argue with me, some of them are talking out their backsides, a load of tosh and I'm not accepting it. It's as simple as that. I've certainly got more intelligence than them, that's for sure.

 

Did anyone actually hear this? I'm finding it hard to believe he really said this.

 

Everyone except you :lol: The transcript doesn't do it justice. The emphasis and pride he placed on having the ability to pick up a phone was unbelievable/hilarious - depending on which side of maudlin and hysterical you were fluctuating on at the time.

 

:suicide:

 

:lol: You not end uplistening

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