Decky Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I wouldn't be surprised if he starts conducting the post match interviews once the season starts. He won't be hiding from the spotlight you can guarantee that. Expect weekly interviews and possibly even Kinnear being in the dug out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I wouldn't be surprised if he starts conducting the post match interviews once the season starts. I hadn't even thought about this Can really see him over-stepping his 'duties' and thinking he's the manager. He already seems to any way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 He must be suffering from dementia, man. In all seriousness I wouldn't be surprised if there are mental health issues with the bloke - he can't simply be just this thick can he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 What a dick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The media obviously love the circus, so next time they interview him, why don't they have a producer with Wikipedia open and a line to the interviewer's earpiece? "When I took Luton to the semi-final, that was through..." You never took Luton to a semi-final. Would be much more fun to see him actually challenged on stuff there and then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The media obviously love the circus, so next time they interview him, why don't they have a producer with Wikipedia open and a line to the interviewer's earpiece? "When I took Luton to the semi-final, that was through..." You never took Luton to a semi-final. Would be much more fun to see him actually challenged on stuff there and then. :lol: I'd pay to watch this to be honest. Pay subscription for a month just to see this one interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I can't understand why nobody has done it. Maybe they're scared of being banned. Fucking cowards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevo Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Don't usually wish illness on anyone but I'm looking forward for this old cunt to be bed-bound again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 if he was bed-bound he'd be like Napoleon. Running an empire from the comfort of his Deluxe King Size Tempur mattress. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 There are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet and 6,999,999,999 think that Joe Kinnear is a dinosaur who has no place in top flight football. What are the chances that the one person who thinks otherwise just happens to own a premier league club? If we divide 7 billion by twenty does that give us the actual figure? 350,000,000? That's got to be like winning the lottery two weeks in a row. Which just about sums up our fortunes as a club. We can go decades without winning a trophy, when even Boro get one and Wigan win the FA cup, just turning up you should win something eventually except we never do. Yet we can pull of the greatest feat of improbability in sports history by hiring this trainwreck of a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pont-toon Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I wouldn't be surprised if he starts conducting the post match interviews once the season starts. Wouldnt surprise me if he conducted a post match interview before a match started tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 There are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet and 6,999,999,999 think that Joe Kinnear is a dinosaur who has no place in top flight football. What are the chances that the one person who thinks otherwise just happens to own a premier league club? If we divide 7 billion by twenty does that give us the actual figure? 350,000,000? That's got to be like winning the lottery two weeks in a row. Which just about sums up our fortunes as a club. We can go decades without winning a trophy, when even Boro get one and Wigan win the FA cup, just turning up you should win something eventually except we never do. Yet we can pull of the greatest feat of improbability in sports history by hiring this trainwreck of a man. Whoa there egghead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 7 billion people divided by twenty premier league owners, is that right? My maths is shocking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 7 billion people divided by twenty premier league owners, is that right? My maths is shocking. I was hoping someone might get the Simpsons quote tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 BBC to schedule Newcastle United as light entertainment THE BBC’s coverage of Newcastle United’s 2013-14 season has been transferred to the department running variety shows and situation comedy. Following Joe Kinnear’s appointment as ‘director of football’ the corporation decided that for Newcastle to appear on Match of the Day alongside serious teams, wold be ‘incongruous’. Instead the club’s farcical adventures will will go out 8.30 on Wednesday nights as ‘Kinnear a Minute’ with a laugh track and Ronnie Hazlehurst-style theme tune. A Geordie will provide a voiceover as we follow Kinnear’s bumbling antics. Other characters will include Alan Pardew, who will act as dreary, grey sidekick to Kinnear and Mike Ashley, the club owner, who according to a BBC source would be like ‘Captain Mainwaring, or some other fat oaf with appalling judgement’. Storylines include Kinnear accidentally turning up on his first day at Nottingham Forest’s ground after forgetting he was sacked by them in 2004, as well as repeated attempts to sign Kevin Keegan as a striker. Kinnear will also insist that winger Jonas Gutierrez is former Argentine dictator General Galtieri, before dragging him to the Hague and demanding they prosecute him for war crimes. In one episode he will mistake himself for the late actor, Roy Kinnear. Meanwhile, Mark Lawrenson will make a guest appearance as The Man Who Says ‘Not’. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 just took a quick trip back to pg. 77 - i dunno. i'm so disenchanted and discouraged and other dis- words about it all that there's a little snidey little bastard in the back of my mind that's really looking forward to next season on account of it is obviously going to be an absolutely fucking mind-bending trip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Feck me, my brain is so fried with all this. I think I have lost the plot and decided to join the mad hatters tea party. It is so beyond ridiculous there is nothing left to do but laugh. Can someone not gag him. I could possibly cope with this fucking dreadful situation if he wasn't spouting off making him and us look even more stupid every five minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bovineblue Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 He's certainly done a great job of taking the spotlight away from Pardew's abysmal performance last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 He's now sounding like a Joe Kinnear tribute act. Damn right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 He's certainly done a great job of taking the spotlight away from Pardew's abysmal performance last season. This. His disastrous management is second to Kinnears shenanigans. It's actually been nice to because of someone else for a while. Unless something drastically unexpected happens in the next 1,5 month, we're in for one hell of a season. Not because we have bad players, but because the club and fans will be in turmoil from minute one. They're as important factors as the playing staff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 He must be suffering from dementia, man. Perpetually pissed, I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Really don't know what I can add to what's already been said on here. This man is going to drive me so mad, I'll not even know what to do with myself. It's almost as if he's doing a parody of himself now just for shits and giggles. THIS GUY IS OUR DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL Seriously, read that again and then take a moment, and really think about that for a while. My mind boggles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Hopefully there'll be other things to think about once the season actually starts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Hopefully there'll be other things to think about once the season actually starts. Ahh yes, the good old relegation dogfight, forgot all about that, thanks Ian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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