Hanshithispantz Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 An entire forum full of compulsive liars They pulled him up for it tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 'The same happened to me when I built a rocket and went to buy broccoli on Mars' 'Today on Mag Ghost Stories....... What a heap of shite.' 'You'll tell a stranger to fuck off but not an invented fat lass that insults you?' Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/metro-centre-today.1123154/#ixzz3jeSRxLjl Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/metro-centre-today.1123154/#ixzz3jeSI2QjH Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/metro-centre-today.1123154/#ixzz3jeRwzzbx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Another day another made up mag story. Even if they were true, why go on tinterweb and start a new thread just to tell everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Atleast some have figured out, these stories are a load of shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 'The same happened to me when I built a rocket and went to buy broccoli on Mars' 'Today on Mag Ghost Stories....... What a heap of shite.' 'You'll tell a stranger to fuck off but not an invented fat lass that insults you?' Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/metro-centre-today.1123154/#ixzz3jeSRxLjl Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/metro-centre-today.1123154/#ixzz3jeSI2QjH Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/metro-centre-today.1123154/#ixzz3jeRwzzbx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I've never been asked what team I support in the metro centre like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I would be concerned if randoms were craicking on to my son like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 There's about 20 of these every weekend, very frequent whenever we've just played better than they have Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Basically some full kit mackem took his full kit son shoe shopping and said full kit mackem couldn't process sarcasm as all the staff asked who his team was. That's all that happened, the rest is fantasy as his tiny mind tries to deal with a deep disturbing inferiority complex. No doubt the stupid mackem went looking for some mag confrontation and thought the best way to do this was to wear his colours with 'pride' in 'mag territory' Obviously had it been a male mag he'd have a taller story of fisticuffs and having the mag shitting himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Got a PM over there for calling the Benidorm story out as complete bullshit. Gutted I didn't get one for the showdown in Clark's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I have never been asked (never mind repeatedetly) what team I support when I go into a shop, the most I get is if I have a store card, or if I'm away where I'm from (because of my accent). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I have never been asked (never mind repeatedetly) what team I support when I go into a shop, the most I get is if I have a store card, or if I'm away where I'm from (because of my accent). :milner: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I have never been asked (never mind repeatedetly) what team I support when I go into a shop, the most I get is if I have a store card, or if I'm away where I'm from (because of my accent). You forget that all the staff in the shoe shops know you by now, heavy user that you are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I have never been asked (never mind repeatedetly) what team I support when I go into a shop, the most I get is if I have a store card, or if I'm away where I'm from (because of my accent). You forget that all the staff in the shoe shops know you by now, heavy user that you are. True, true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I've never been asked what team I support in the metro centre like. Well if you can speak coherently and don't drag your knuckles on the ground they probably didn't feel the need to waste a question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I have never been asked (never mind repeatedetly) what team I support when I go into a shop, the most I get is if I have a store card, or if I'm away where I'm from (because of my accent). :milner: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 'Mag Ghost Stories'- brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Defore is after someone to look after him. JERMAIN DEFOE & FAMILY/ DEFOE ENTERPRISE PERSONAL ASSISTANT We are looking for a highly experienced Executive Personal Assistant who will be working closely with senior manager of Defoe Enterprise Ltd. You will be working for a high profile individual within the sports industry so the candidate must therefore, by nature, be very flexible, hands-on and be capable of multitasking, most importantly you must maintain the highest level of confidentiality in order to assist the manager. On a day to day basis you will be involved in scheduling and highly organizing the managers and the families private, social and business calendars, arranging all public appearances, arranging and securing travel arrangements, working on selected business projects and maintaining daily itineraries. Must be able to supervise a multi-portfolio of houses managing all household staff and contractors, dealing with all incoming bills and more. Candidates who will be considered for an interview will: Have the highest level of office duties including managing emails and dealing with all incoming telephone enquires Marketing knowledge and business development Demonstrate a high level of social media experience Have ability and experience in executive summaries of documents and debriefing to senior management Meet deadlines and demands of the managers extensive and hectic work schedules Demonstrating a high level of discretion and confidentiality Have impeccable correspondence skills and be confident in communicating with high profile individuals and senior directors Flexible to travel abroad and across country throughout the year at a short notice Suit a small office environment Media experience and commercial pr will be of advantage RESPONSIBILITIES Diary management for Sandra and Jermain Data management and administration duties Dealing with incoming email, faxes and post Drafting emails on director/managers behalf Answering Calls and handling enquiries Create database of all business contacts Produce daily/Weekly briefs via email Writing minutes and taking dictations Prepare Presentations Arrange travelling and accommodation for Jermain Working on certain projects and carrying out research Liaison with sponsors i.e. adidas etc. Briefing directors/managers before meetings and appearances Travelling with Jermain/ Sandra on business meetings UK (international when required) Occasional travel alone for business meetings setting up business opportunities for Jermain. Organising manager on a daily basis: lunch etc. Working alongside Chonte Marketing director on specific projects ERRANDS Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday tasks etc. Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean. Select and organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc PROPERTIES Organising all the Defoe family’s households and needs Organising Cleaners and food shopping when necessary Overseeing Gardeners Domestic Cleaners Security SOCIAL EVENTS Book all social events i.e. Theatre, Concerts, Cinema, Musicals Restaurant bookings and recommendations Spa Days Family outings FAMILY Planning Yearly events including family birthdays and other celebrations Organising yearly family holidays and individual holidays. Managing and organising individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase. Family pets) Dealing with the domestic running of all Defoe family properties including international. Creating an inventory for holiday Villas. Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire Night, Christmas, New years etc.) BRANDING To create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name Growing his online database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms. Gaining further recognition within the media Producing his own iphone apps Identify source of sponsorship opportunities POTENTIAL PROJECTS Growing The Jermain Defoe foundation charity i.e. yearly fundraising and events Create his own clothing line/Fragrance for e-commerce on his website Starting up his own Sports Mentoring and Management company Football Grass roots soccer academy JOB ROLE WORKING FROM THE JERMAIN DEFOE OFFICE MONDAY – FRIDAY 9.30am-5.30pm There will be out of hours and weekend work depending on manager’s event diary or projects. Must be on call 24/7 More jobs like this Permanent £50,000 - £59,999 Other Private PA jobs in London (Central) http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4 Fuck that for that money. They couldn't have made the 'potential projects' part more cliche if they had tried Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Jesus, all that is missing is wipe Jermain's and Sandra'a arse I thought slavery was abolished You can easily see why footballers think they can have anything and do anything. What a twat!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Pathetic human beings man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Apparently Sandra is his mother Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 What a useless lazy fucking cunt. That's what you get a wife/girlfriend for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 These mamas boys man. Can't do a damn thing for themselves. Run your household man, and stop letting your mum all in your business grown man. Damn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 A Jermaine Defoe fragrance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 A Jermaine Defoe fragrance Aye, apparently it costs a lot but doesn't linger for too long... much like Jermain himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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