djmattis Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Who in their right mind would want a Jermaine fucking Defoe fragrance? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Apparently Sandra is his mother She basically runs his career according to the Toronto press, was the reason he pretty much only played half a season in MLS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Apparently Sandra is his mother She basically runs his career according to the Toronto press, was the reason he pretty much only played half a season in MLS. http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/167984_1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 What's with people's eyes today? Yet another with them all over the gaff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 What's with people's eyes today? Yet another with them all over the gaff. Back to transfer news, linked to Joleon Lescott. Please god Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/do-i-want-to-be-jermain-defoes-pa-609?utm_source=vicefbuk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I know Vice gets some jip but it has hilarious writers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Defore is after someone to look after him. JERMAIN DEFOE & FAMILY/ DEFOE ENTERPRISE PERSONAL ASSISTANT We are looking for a highly experienced Executive Personal Assistant who will be working closely with senior manager of Defoe Enterprise Ltd. You will be working for a high profile individual within the sports industry so the candidate must therefore, by nature, be very flexible, hands-on and be capable of multitasking, most importantly you must maintain the highest level of confidentiality in order to assist the manager. On a day to day basis you will be involved in scheduling and highly organizing the managers and the families private, social and business calendars, arranging all public appearances, arranging and securing travel arrangements, working on selected business projects and maintaining daily itineraries. Must be able to supervise a multi-portfolio of houses managing all household staff and contractors, dealing with all incoming bills and more. Candidates who will be considered for an interview will: Have the highest level of office duties including managing emails and dealing with all incoming telephone enquires Marketing knowledge and business development Demonstrate a high level of social media experience Have ability and experience in executive summaries of documents and debriefing to senior management Meet deadlines and demands of the managers extensive and hectic work schedules Demonstrating a high level of discretion and confidentiality Have impeccable correspondence skills and be confident in communicating with high profile individuals and senior directors Flexible to travel abroad and across country throughout the year at a short notice Suit a small office environment Media experience and commercial pr will be of advantage RESPONSIBILITIES Diary management for Sandra and Jermain Data management and administration duties Dealing with incoming email, faxes and post Drafting emails on director/managers behalf Answering Calls and handling enquiries Create database of all business contacts Produce daily/Weekly briefs via email Writing minutes and taking dictations Prepare Presentations Arrange travelling and accommodation for Jermain Working on certain projects and carrying out research Liaison with sponsors i.e. adidas etc. Briefing directors/managers before meetings and appearances Travelling with Jermain/ Sandra on business meetings UK (international when required) Occasional travel alone for business meetings setting up business opportunities for Jermain. Organising manager on a daily basis: lunch etc. Working alongside Chonte Marketing director on specific projects ERRANDS Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday tasks etc. Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean. Select and organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc PROPERTIES Organising all the Defoe family’s households and needs Organising Cleaners and food shopping when necessary Overseeing Gardeners Domestic Cleaners Security SOCIAL EVENTS Book all social events i.e. Theatre, Concerts, Cinema, Musicals Restaurant bookings and recommendations Spa Days Family outings FAMILY Planning Yearly events including family birthdays and other celebrations Organising yearly family holidays and individual holidays. Managing and organising individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase. Family pets) Dealing with the domestic running of all Defoe family properties including international. Creating an inventory for holiday Villas. Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire Night, Christmas, New years etc.) BRANDING To create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name Growing his online database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms. Gaining further recognition within the media Producing his own iphone apps Identify source of sponsorship opportunities POTENTIAL PROJECTS Growing The Jermain Defoe foundation charity i.e. yearly fundraising and events Create his own clothing line/Fragrance for e-commerce on his website Starting up his own Sports Mentoring and Management company Football Grass roots soccer academy JOB ROLE WORKING FROM THE JERMAIN DEFOE OFFICE MONDAY – FRIDAY 9.30am-5.30pm There will be out of hours and weekend work depending on manager’s event diary or projects. Must be on call 24/7 More jobs like this Permanent £50,000 - £59,999 Other Private PA jobs in London (Central) http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4 f*** that for that money. They couldn't have made the 'potential projects' part more cliche if they had tried Bloody hell. That's mad. 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huss9 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 http://sabotagetimes.com/football/newcastle-fan-annihilates-sunderland-star-over-job-ad Taylor and Besty @TaylorandBesty @IAmJermainDefoe Do your own shopping, manage your diary, buy your own clothes, deal with trades people in your house and grow the fuck up. Taylor and Besty @TaylorandBesty @IAmJermainDefoe Take that 50k a year and give it to a worthwhile cause who could benefit from it and cook your own super noodles, you pleb. Taylor and Besty @TaylorandBesty @IAmJermainDefoe While you're at it, try remembering birthdays urself and don't release a scent unless it's called "Defoe - A waft of shit" Taylor and Besty @TaylorandBesty @IAmJermainDefoe One last thing, grow the fuck up and take responsibility for your own life like the rest of us do. You're not the queen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Aye because it would be sound if it was the Queen. Fuck off, Taylor and Besty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Why is De Guzman going there? Surely a better club than them would want him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 "Annihilates Sunderland Star" Not an ounce of wit in any of those tweets, just pointing out of the obvious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Why is De Guzman going there? Surely a better club than them would want him? Bournemouth, Marseille and Everton are supposedly interested too. Hopefully just using Sunderland to drum up interest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Eau de foe. Not mine btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Dick Advocaat's Sunderland future in doubt as Dutchman reveals frustration at lack of transfer funds provided by owner Ellis Short http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3209299/Dick-Advocaat-s-Sunderland-future-doubt-Dutchman-reveals-frustration-lack-transfer-funds-provided-owner-Ellis-Short.html He's not lasting, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 He'll last long enough for them to appoint a replacement right before they play us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 He'll last long enough for them to appoint a replacement right before they play us. This has a different feel about it this time, new manager bounce not going to work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Of course it will, man. He'll hang around until 18th October. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 He'll last long enough for them to appoint a replacement right before they play us. This has a different feel about it this time, new manager bounce not going to work Can Fat Sam bounce ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Apparently Defoes current PA didn't want to move to London where the job is based, maybe he's off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 He'll last long enough for them to appoint a replacement right before they play us. This has a different feel about it this time, new manager bounce not going to work Can Fat Sam bounce ? The last time he fell to ground the dinosaurs died. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Dick Advocaat's Sunderland future in doubt as Dutchman reveals frustration at lack of transfer funds provided by owner Ellis Short http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3209299/Dick-Advocaat-s-Sunderland-future-doubt-Dutchman-reveals-frustration-lack-transfer-funds-provided-owner-Ellis-Short.html He's not lasting, like. Sounds like he's away soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Dick Advocaat's Sunderland future in doubt as Dutchman reveals frustration at lack of transfer funds provided by owner Ellis Short http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3209299/Dick-Advocaat-s-Sunderland-future-doubt-Dutchman-reveals-frustration-lack-transfer-funds-provided-owner-Ellis-Short.html He's not lasting, like. Sounds like he's away soon. "I wasn't intending to say this but I will say this because I don't care." :lol::lol::lol: wonder if she'll return the flower money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Hiring a manager on a one year deal was never going to work was it. Craziness. Players are likely tuning the guy out, as he isn't around long term anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Hiring a manager on a one year deal was never going to work was it. Craziness. Players are likely tuning the guy out, as he isn't around long term anyway. Yup. Probably got used to playing shit for some time, getting a new manager in time for the derby, getting the points to stay up, rinse and repeat. Disgraceful bunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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