Kanj Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Here is a bit of info for you all to make of what you will that was passed to me via email from a friend at work who's friend was at the Chelsea away game. Wasn't sure which thread to put it in. "On the way back from Chelsea I (his friend) chatted to Norman Wooster on the tube (works with Graham Carr as we only have 2 first team scouts) who has been at the club 14 years. Lived in Spain for 5 years and was told to come back to the UK by the club. Now lives near Carr in Northamptonshire. After transfer window he will be back abroad. Watches a game nearly every day and not seen NUFC play live for over 4 years because of this. Sees no value in UK players. Had just been to watch Brentford. Has found a centre half but selling club want to keep him until end of season. Ashley a really nice bloke if you meet him. Pardew hated by all at the club - Arrogant/w***** - In 4yrs only spoke to him once. He's off to watch Ings Wednesday - Burnley want £10m Williamson can't believe he's still at the club - Bought as stop gap and needs to be replaced. (Not sure if that meant he can't believe of Williamson... Probably both!) Centre half bought from Forest not as good as hoped but keeper is. He found Perez. Cheers, , Norman Wooster is seriously my new favorite person at the club. Why? That fucking picture. I'm still not certain if Norman is really Norma. All jokes aside, nice information. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He must mean the legend that is Zelda. He definitely looks like a Norman. More like a Norma Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 cmon man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Sounds like a good guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He must mean the legend that is Zelda. He definitely looks like a Norman. More like a Norma No wonder the bloke hasn't seen us live in 4 years, spends his time in empty stadiums by the look of it. Probably turns up at SJP about 10:30 in the morning wonderingf where everyone is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hates Pardew and discovered Ayoze would buy this fine chap a pint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Ayoze is the guy behind him dishing out leaflets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hates Pardew and discovered Ayoze would buy this fine chap a pint. But and its a big but, he says Ashley is a nice guy if you meet him... Hmmmmm!! Not so sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Here is a bit of info for you all to make of what you will that was passed to me via email from a friend at work who's friend was at the Chelsea away game. Wasn't sure which thread to put it in. "On the way back from Chelsea I (his friend) chatted to Norman Wooster on the tube (works with Graham Carr as we only have 2 first team scouts) who has been at the club 14 years. Lived in Spain for 5 years and was told to come back to the UK by the club. Now lives near Carr in Northamptonshire. After transfer window he will be back abroad. Watches a game nearly every day and not seen NUFC play live for over 4 years because of this. Sees no value in UK players. Had just been to watch Brentford. Has found a centre half but selling club want to keep him until end of season. Ashley a really nice bloke if you meet him. Pardew hated by all at the club - Arrogant/w***** - In 4yrs only spoke to him once. He's off to watch Ings Wednesday - Burnley want £10m Williamson can't believe he's still at the club - Bought as stop gap and needs to be replaced. (Not sure if that meant he can't believe of Williamson... Probably both!) Centre half bought from Forest not as good as hoped but keeper is. He found Perez. Cheers, , Norman Wooster is seriously my new favorite person at the club. Why? That f***ing picture. I'm still not certain if Norman is really Norma. All jokes aside, nice information. This. Everything from that post sounds perfect. Definitely my new favourite person at the club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 People tend to just believe the press stories that Carr and Pardew got along or w/e when he's quoted as such - again, he's not going to just come out and say "I think he's an arrogant cunt" just like the current players etc. It's just not proper professional way to behave - Pardew may actually do that because, well, he actually is a big arrogant cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Surely we can afford more than two first team scouts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Just need Norman/Norma..he/she is all anyone needs. Looks like a right nice bloke/wifey. Bet he/she helps with the dishes and does laundry if ever staying as a house guest... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Surely we can afford more than two first team scouts? We only have three first team coaches(and i use that term extremely loosely) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Surely we can afford more than two first team scouts? Nah, we need Norman working. Guy found Perez. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Just need Norman/Norma..he/she is all anyone needs. Looks like a right nice bloke/wifey. Bet he/she helps with the dishes and does laundry if ever staying as a house guest... Da fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He must mean the legend that is Zelda. ...aye her out of the Terrahawks http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/thawks.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'd imagine we have few scouts and many, many, many intermediaries/contacts that Carr and Norma/n use. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'd imagine we have few scouts and many, many, many intermediaries/contacts that Carr and Norma/n use. Theres definately at least one more proper scout we have in Europe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hates Pardew and discovered Ayoze would buy this fine chap a pint. But and its a big but, he says Ashley is a nice guy if you meet him... Hmmmmm!! Not so sure If Ashley was paying you a wedge of cash to watch footy in Spain, what would you say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Norman the Nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hates Pardew and discovered Ayoze would buy this fine chap a pint. But and its a big but, he says Ashley is a nice guy if you meet him... Hmmmmm!! Not so sure If Ashley was paying you a wedge of cash to watch footy in Spain, what would you say? I'd say "Mike Ashley is a really nice bloke if you meet him. Well he was until he told me to pack my shit and move to fucking Northampton" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Norman the Nonce. Why are you insulting a hero of ours? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He must mean the legend that is Zelda. ...aye her out of the Terrahawks http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/thawks.jpg That's who I was on about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 So does anybody know anything about Brentford's centre haves? Think they've put a bid in for a Spanish centre half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 If we're looking at Brentford players we should look at Jota, he's great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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