BONTEMPI Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 He'd be a waste of hundreds and thousands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Could put all the cones out on the training pitch, sorry I'm taking the pistachio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pont-toon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 All these ice cream puns from this Cornet rumour has really brassed me off. Stop blowing your own trumpet - whoever orchestrated the rumour should be band! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 You have a right mint choc chip on your shoulder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I don't believe this rumour, what's the sauce? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pont-toon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 You have a right mint choc chip on your shoulder. :-) Youre right - I'm a typical daily Bugle reader Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Looking forward to a Feast of goals from this guy. Heard he's quite skilful, a good Twister and turner. Word has it he may move to Den Haag in Dec?* *Haagen-Dazs - ok it was weak I know! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghandis Flip-Flop Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I think the lot of you Mrs need whipping and left covered in monkeys blood for some of these puns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 This thread's gone down a rocky road Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 This fucking place Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I've heard he's got Funny Feet though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Proposed chant: Ice Cream You scream We all scream For Cornet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 This used to be a Fab thread - the lolly-caust itself. Then Zzap! In a cruel Twister fate, this Feast of hilarity became a huge pile of Knobbly-bobbly. Best leave before I go bananas and split. *slits wrist* You've ruined your original one with that shit. Delete it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I have but you've quoted it. All I've essentially done is stick the body in a freezer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Proposed chant: Ice Cream You scream We all scream For Cornet I'm not singing about shagging wasps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 This thread's gone down a rocky road Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I fully appreciate that the club are most likely hoping that the manager issue drags on throughout the transfer window, but has there been even a hint of a rumour that we are looking to sign a centre back? As things stand we are one injury or suspension away from Dummett playing CB and there being not one substitute with any degree of first team experience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I fully appreciate that the club are most likely hoping that the manager issue drags on throughout the transfer window, but has there been even a hint of a rumour that we are looking to sign a centre back? As things stand we are one injury or suspension away from Dummett playing CB and there being not one substitute with any degree of first team experience. hint of a rumour u must be kidding more chance of winning the lottery than buying what we require. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 the only rumours are the ones about players leaving Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Diego Capel from Sporting linked. Sure we have been linked in the past. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 He's shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Fifa15 likes this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Here is a bit of info for you all to make of what you will that was passed to me via email from a friend at work who's friend was at the Chelsea away game. Wasn't sure which thread to put it in. "On the way back from Chelsea I (his friend) chatted to Norman Wooster on the tube (works with Graham Carr as we only have 2 first team scouts) who has been at the club 14 years. Lived in Spain for 5 years and was told to come back to the UK by the club. Now lives near Carr in Northamptonshire. After transfer window he will be back abroad. Watches a game nearly every day and not seen NUFC play live for over 4 years because of this. Sees no value in UK players. Had just been to watch Brentford. Has found a centre half but selling club want to keep him until end of season. Ashley a really nice bloke if you meet him. Pardew hated by all at the club - Arrogant/wanker - In 4yrs only spoke to him once. He's off to watch Ings Wednesday - Burnley want £10m Williamson can't believe he's still at the club - Bought as stop gap and needs to be replaced. (Not sure if that meant he can't believe of Williamson... Probably both!) Centre half bought from Forest not as good as hoped but keeper is. He found Perez. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He must mean the legend that is Zelda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Here is a bit of info for you all to make of what you will that was passed to me via email from a friend at work who's friend was at the Chelsea away game. Wasn't sure which thread to put it in. "On the way back from Chelsea I (his friend) chatted to Norman Wooster on the tube (works with Graham Carr as we only have 2 first team scouts) who has been at the club 14 years. Lived in Spain for 5 years and was told to come back to the UK by the club. Now lives near Carr in Northamptonshire. After transfer window he will be back abroad. Watches a game nearly every day and not seen NUFC play live for over 4 years because of this. Sees no value in UK players. Had just been to watch Brentford. Has found a centre half but selling club want to keep him until end of season. Ashley a really nice bloke if you meet him. Pardew hated by all at the club - Arrogant/wanker - In 4yrs only spoke to him once. He's off to watch Ings Wednesday - Burnley want £10m Williamson can't believe he's still at the club - Bought as stop gap and needs to be replaced. (Not sure if that meant he can't believe of Williamson... Probably both!) Centre half bought from Forest not as good as hoped but keeper is. He found Perez. Nice one. Cheers for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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