Donut Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 17:14, Miggys First Goal said: God, I want to believe. Expand Easily the best account on here - its believeable its him as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 could ruin his career the daft twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 The thought of Chelsea burning through or otherwise repelling managers and ending up with Pards is unreasonably funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 18:06, Deuce said: The thought of Chelsea burning through or otherwise repelling managers and ending up with Pards is unreasonably funny. Expand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 If McKenna leaves Ipswich, it's brings back Arthur Cox leaving us memories. Definitely took a bit of the shine off promotion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 17:42, SUPERTOON said: Expand Chelsea, man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 17:53, Menace said: Easily the best account on here - its believeable its him as well. Expand I'd be genuinely disappointed if it wasn't tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 What are they doing man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGRM Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 18:29, SUPERTOON said: Expand Won't he take it over the bald, middle-aged quota for the season? (although one's probably offski soon) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 They're beyond parody now. Throwing enough shit at the fan and hoping it sticks. This week: let's copy the Arse model and see if a mini-Pep will solve the problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 18:33, Kid Icarus said: What are they doing man. Expand I hope Ipswich or Leicester quote them astronomical compo figures. Still can't get the idea that poch hasn't earned a second year mind, has anyone been 'sacked' after 5 wins? Hopefully they choose terribly and waste the position they got themselves in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 The Chelsea situation is great like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 I asked Chat GPT who Chelsea should hire and they recommend Nagelmann. Hopefully their board aren't as thorough. Reveal hidden contents Q. Chat GPT, I am a mega-rich American businessman who owns Chelsea football club and needs to appoint a new manager but I know fuck all about European football. Who should I hire as the new manager to secure maximum return on investment for my shareholders? ChatGPT As a mega-rich American businessman looking to maximize return on investment (ROI) for Chelsea FC shareholders, appointing the right manager is critical. You need someone who can deliver on-field success, enhance the club’s brand, and manage player assets effectively. Given your situation, I'll provide a straightforward recommendation with key factors to consider. Recommended Manager: Julian Nagelsmann Why Julian Nagelsmann? Youth Development and Player Value rack record of developing young talent. This approach increases the market value of players, providing potential for high transfer profits. Sustainability: Developing players internally reduces the need for expensive signings and builds a sustainable model. Modern and Attractive Football Style of Play: Nagelsmann's teams are known for playing attractive, attacking football. This not only brings in fans but also aligns with Chelsea's ambition to be an entertaining team. Brand Appeal: Attractive football enhances the club's global brand, leading to increased merchandise sales, sponsorship deals, and fan engagement. Commercial Potential Marketability: As one of the brightest young managers in football, Nagelsmann himself is a marketable figure. His innovative approach and media-friendly personality can help boost the club’s profile. Sponsorships and Media Rights: Successful and entertaining teams attract lucrative sponsorships and higher media rights deals, directly impacting ROI. Proven Success Competitive Edge: He has demonstrated success in the Bundesliga and Champions League, managing top-tier clubs like RB Leipzig and Bayern Munich. Adaptability: His ability to adapt tactics and manage big personalities is crucial for a club of Chelsea's stature. Implementation Strategy Support Structure Director of Football: Appoint an experienced Director of Football to handle transfers and player contracts, allowing Nagelsmann to focus on coaching. Scouting and Analytics: Invest in a robust scouting and analytics department to identify emerging talents and undervalued players. Long-term Vision Youth Academy Integration: Ensure that the club’s youth academy is aligned with the first team’s philosophy, promoting a seamless transition for young players. Player Investment: Focus on acquiring young, high-potential players who can be developed and sold for profit, balancing this with experienced signings to maintain competitiveness. Brand Enhancement Global Marketing Campaigns: Leverage Nagelsmann’s appointment in marketing campaigns to boost the club’s global presence. Fan Engagement: Enhance fan engagement through social media, interactive content, and community events featuring Nagelsmann and the team. Final Thoughts Hiring Julian Nagelsmann combines the promise of immediate competitive success with the potential for long-term financial gain through player development and brand growth. His modern approach to football and proven ability to handle top-level competition make him the ideal candidate to maximize ROI for Chelsea FC shareholders. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 19:20, Checko said: I asked Chat GPT who Chelsea should hire and they recommend Nagelmann. Hopefully their board aren't as thorough. Reveal hidden contents Q. Chat GPT, I am a mega-rich American businessman who owns Chelsea football club and needs to appoint a new manager but I know fuck all about European football. Who should I hire as the new manager to secure maximum return on investment for my shareholders? ChatGPT As a mega-rich American businessman looking to maximize return on investment (ROI) for Chelsea FC shareholders, appointing the right manager is critical. You need someone who can deliver on-field success, enhance the club’s brand, and manage player assets effectively. Given your situation, I'll provide a straightforward recommendation with key factors to consider. Recommended Manager: Julian Nagelsmann Why Julian Nagelsmann? Youth Development and Player Value rack record of developing young talent. This approach increases the market value of players, providing potential for high transfer profits. Sustainability: Developing players internally reduces the need for expensive signings and builds a sustainable model. Modern and Attractive Football Style of Play: Nagelsmann's teams are known for playing attractive, attacking football. This not only brings in fans but also aligns with Chelsea's ambition to be an entertaining team. Brand Appeal: Attractive football enhances the club's global brand, leading to increased merchandise sales, sponsorship deals, and fan engagement. Commercial Potential Marketability: As one of the brightest young managers in football, Nagelsmann himself is a marketable figure. His innovative approach and media-friendly personality can help boost the club’s profile. Sponsorships and Media Rights: Successful and entertaining teams attract lucrative sponsorships and higher media rights deals, directly impacting ROI. Proven Success Competitive Edge: He has demonstrated success in the Bundesliga and Champions League, managing top-tier clubs like RB Leipzig and Bayern Munich. Adaptability: His ability to adapt tactics and manage big personalities is crucial for a club of Chelsea's stature. Implementation Strategy Support Structure Director of Football: Appoint an experienced Director of Football to handle transfers and player contracts, allowing Nagelsmann to focus on coaching. Scouting and Analytics: Invest in a robust scouting and analytics department to identify emerging talents and undervalued players. Long-term Vision Youth Academy Integration: Ensure that the club’s youth academy is aligned with the first team’s philosophy, promoting a seamless transition for young players. Player Investment: Focus on acquiring young, high-potential players who can be developed and sold for profit, balancing this with experienced signings to maintain competitiveness. Brand Enhancement Global Marketing Campaigns: Leverage Nagelsmann’s appointment in marketing campaigns to boost the club’s global presence. Fan Engagement: Enhance fan engagement through social media, interactive content, and community events featuring Nagelsmann and the team. Final Thoughts Hiring Julian Nagelsmann combines the promise of immediate competitive success with the potential for long-term financial gain through player development and brand growth. His modern approach to football and proven ability to handle top-level competition make him the ideal candidate to maximize ROI for Chelsea FC shareholders. Expand Haha that's absolutely great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Fab’s gone and done an “eyes” on Kompany to Bayern. Madness. https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1793363882297143335?s=46&t=DcLbGwd6hoDY9gGMy-ZgEw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Actually feel sorry for Kane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 19:49, nemtizz said: Actually feel sorry for Kane. Expand I must be missing something with kompany. Decent bloke but seen nowt in his abilities to win much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 What timeline is this? He refused to change his tactics when they clearly didn't work and he never managed to iron out all the defensive errors they made throughout the season. They conceded some absolute comical goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Kompany getting the Bayern gig on the back of a relegation and one of the most pathetic premier league performances from a side is some going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 On 22/05/2024 at 19:59, Jaqen said: Kompany getting the Bayern gig on the back of a relegation and one of the most pathetic premier league performances from a side is some going. Expand Yeah but he played under Pep so obviously can manage like Pep. As long as he's in the right environment (money/players) Obvious really!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Comfortably one of the worst teams we've played this season too. Surprised Edwards isn't being linked with a better gig Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Every man and their dog constantly tells us that football is a results business though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Apparently Bayern are going to pay £20m of compensation for Kompany. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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