WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Brucey’s at the wheel, In his feet, he cannot feel, He’s got bacon and Lurpak and bread, It’s a wonder he’s not fucking dead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Dandy Don said: Watching the highlights of their game,standing out a mile certain players not giving all to get him sacked...Overpaid Prima Donna's the lot,how Leicester got £80 million for McGuire is beyond me. They were doing OK till big head Ronaldo came on board,thinks he's too good to take orders off Ole. Think he's been stabbed in back personally. I haven't heard a commentator suggest Ronaldo is a big part of why Man U have fallen off a cliff this season - and yet it seems an obvious question. Their whole project suddenly changed shape on the eve of the season, and any attacking philosophy was chucked to accommodate the Returned One and his complete unwillingness to press properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Pleaseeee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Bruce to Man Utd would be incredible. Imagine how class it would be on 27th December when Howe’s champagne footballing Mags put 3 past them and the whole ground is singing Cheer Up Steve Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Of course he fancies it. "I need to retire, I can't put my Mrs through that again." Two weeks later, takes Man Utd job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Of course he fancies it. "I need to retire, I can't put my Mrs through that again." Two weeks later, takes Man Utd job. He fancies it as much as I fancy Scarlett Johansson - and as likely to happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I'd actually forgive the media if they help his push for the Man U job. I'll just accept they are actually that thick as fuck and not malicious toward NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Can't wait to see rio and his mates pushing for the "brilliant" Bruce ???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Poch to Man Utd and Zidane to PSG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, joeyt said: Pleaseeee Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 The funny thing is that on paper Bruce is a better appointment than OGS, the fact they wouldn't touch him with a bargepole shows how shit he actually is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Raconteur said: I haven't heard a commentator suggest Ronaldo is a big part of why Man U have fallen off a cliff this season - and yet it seems an obvious question. Their whole project suddenly changed shape on the eve of the season, and any attacking philosophy was chucked to accommodate the Returned One and his complete unwillingness to press properly. The tactics geek media pundits talk about it a lot, just not the MOTD and Sky Sports ones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: The tactics geek media pundits talk about it a lot, just not the MOTD and Sky Sports ones. You're right - just after I posted, I remembered watching a Tifo vid in the last week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, Anon said: The funny thing is that on paper Bruce is a better appointment than OGS, the fact they wouldn't touch him with a bargepole shows how shit he actually is. Kaiz to respond in 3,2,1... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 There’s some on the Man Utd forum who want Bruce to get the interim job. There are some on there who aren’t completely clueless though and can see right through him. “The most outdated coach in the league for years” being the most accurate point made. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I would love to see Bruce coaching Cristiano Ronaldo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 What is Bruce's great achievement as a manager anyway? Taking Birmingham to a midtable finish 20 years ago? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Just now, Elephant said: I would love to see Bruce coaching Cristiano Ronaldo By coaching I assume you mean hoying a ball at him and his team mates and telling them to crack on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, gazza ladra said: What is Bruce's great achievement as a manager anyway? Taking Birmingham to a midtable finish 20 years ago? 10th with Sunderland? Winning the playoffs with Hull? Fuck me, his mangerial career is pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I don't want him to get the Man Utd job, like. Fucking arsehole falling upwards again when he deserves a League 1 job at best. Imagine the likes of him and Pardew ever having the cheek to be upset with Mike Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Yorkie said: I don't want him to get the Man Utd job, like. Fucking arsehole falling upwards again when he deserves a League 1 job at best. Imagine the likes of him and Pardew ever having the cheek to be upset with Mike Ashley. See, I’m praying hard that the impossible happens and Steve Bruce is given the rest of the season. Imagine the chaos he could create with that squad! He’s everything that was wrong with Solksjaer, except older and fatter. “Well, ye know Cristiano, ah think ye need to be running harder, ye know.” I made my FB post today Sol’s quote with the caption “Pleasehappen pleasehappen pleasehappen” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Imagine when he wins a handful of games (because it's Man Utd so they'll obviously win a handful of games), and the nauseating love-in that would follow. If we thought there was a tedious agenda around Ole as ManU boss, imagine it with Bruce. Obscurity and irrelevance for me, Clive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I reckon he’d successfully bring them into the bottom half and I’d love to see it, but fairy nuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I reckon I could keep those players in the top half like. He doesn't turn up, that's ideal for those players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Whilst it would be funny, the thought of him rocking up to SJP with Man Utd and beating us solely due to the quality that they have makes me nauseous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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