Dinho lad Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 We scored four against Hull in the 90th minute? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Might as well rename us Newcastle United Nil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Newcastnil United Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I was just contemplating how many more years this cunt has left on his contract, but then I realised since he's doing everything Mike's asked from him and is the perfect yes man who is just about capable enough to keep us up in most seasons, what are the chances of a contract extension? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewJerseyMag Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I was just contemplating how many more years this c*** has left on his contract, but then I realised since he's doing everything Mike's asked from him and is the perfect yes man who is just about capable enough to keep us up in most seasons, what are the chances of a contract extension? Hello. That is it in a nutshell. Pardew is perfect for the regime. No point replacing Pardew before Ashley is chased out of town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 If we dont buy a effective striker next season, without cabaye and remy. Its likely we will struggle for goals again under this goon's tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 It seems to me that more often than not, when we lose we tend to get hammered. Fortress St James' ? Not this season it isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Might as well rename us Newcastle United Nil. Or in Mackem patter, Newcastle UnitedO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 We'd be Newco Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 http://keithrnufc.wix.com/internetpresentation/apps/blog Good piece IMO on our tactics That is very good. Only thing I would argue with is his assertion that Pardon't isn't an awful manager. He really is. like. he's f***ing appalling. But, other than that, this lad's nailed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 http://keithrnufc.wix.com/internetpresentation/apps/blog Good piece IMO on our tactics That is very good. Only thing I would argue with is his assertion that Pardon't isn't an awful manager. He really is. like. he's f***ing appalling. But, other than that, this lad's nailed it. I'd love if it turned out that you'd written it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I wish. My knowledge of tactics is so limited I can't even finish this sent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 'A goldeneye chop in the toilet' will sound pretty suspicious to anyone born after the early 90s. That's true. Anyone born after the early 90's can fuck off, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Newcastnil United Lowlights. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Newcastle Opposition 18 - Newcastle without Remy 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 So we were shite before Cabaye left and we're shite after he left, thanks for the information. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yeah. Also our next best creative player has been on the bench or the subject of a mystery absence of some sort. Poor Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 So those four losses in a row after Cabs' departure, there should be a Loser Of The Month award given to managers to go with the Manager of the Month. That looks bloody shocking. *Shudder* How he's still in a job, I'll never know. Ashley needs to be hounded out of our club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 :lol: this is great! Staggering how bad we have been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 So we were shite before Cabaye left and we're shite after he left, thanks for the information. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 “If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off. “Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 “If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off. “Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.” He's so delusional . Alan new flash we aren't relegation fodder and city only handed us our ass because of yet another cowardly performance on your watch Alan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work). One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him. It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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