Spudil Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Gosling: "I was happy with my contribution today." This is why you're s***, Danny. "Nothing we can do about Mata putting it in the top corner." Sounds suspiciously like Pardews defeatist patter Pardew: (proudly) "That's right Dan my boy, very good" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Every time I hear him speak it's like someone slowly paper cutting my jap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Mick Lowes is just an arselicker. Used to be good but a puppet now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Sunderland (h) 0-3 Chelsea (a) 0-3 Spurs (h) 0-4 Everton (h) 0-3 Soton (a) 0-4 Man U (h) 0-4 That's just since the start of February. Astonishingly poor. http://panicdots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/DUc4xHm.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Gosling: "I was happy with my contribution today." This is why you're s***, Danny. "Nothing we can do about Mata putting it in the top corner." This is the man who gave away the f***ing free kick Also tell your good mate, the chubby cunt in nets, not to leave a fucking great big gap to his left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Round peg in a round hole is Gosling starting on the right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Round peg in a round hole is Gosling starting on the right. He was central marra, Anita was on the right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Been in touch with Razor. Says that he's not got any problem with what I said - folk will only be banned if they swear, or make false accusations. Doesn't accept totally that the TS aren't biased towards the club - says a relationship has to exist between the media and the club for all to benefit. In fairness to him though, the BBC are his employers. He and I can'r say owt more. Would be good if others rang in through the week though and asked the same things as what I did. Can't do it on my own! That said, I think TS are too close to the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Still no anti Pardew or anti Ashley chants, unbelievable!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I actually called up 606 after the Hull game and said it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Pardle got sacked for the headbutt as it would benefit us in the long term and got laughed at by the researcher. He must have so many mates in the media, man. Nee one dares to slag him off. Sunday Supplement is the absolute worst for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie you odious cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Sounds like a bit of a tit to me, sounds quite happy with himself too. If you mean Gosling, was just about to post the same... very happy for himself, it sounded.... the result secondary. Aye, wee wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 How are supposed to freten the goal when we are set up so defensive and still lose 0-4 Alan ? He said we're committing too many bodies forward as a result of a lack of creativity in the side, which naturally leaves us open at the back. Makes sense IYAM. ( ) Say fucking what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The thing that makes me really depressed is that Pardew will be here as long as Ashley is, so we will be hearing his shite for the next 5 years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I'm really bored of even giving thought to this snake, the guy is about the biggest tosser who's managed us (personally). He had little credibility coming into the job and should be minus now but amazingly he isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The thing that makes me really depressed is that Pardew will be here as long as Ashley is, so we will be hearing his shite for the next 5 years http://i.imgur.com/KYXz0Sa.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The thing that makes me really depressed is that Pardew will be here as long as Ashley is, so we will be hearing his s**** for the next 5 years Ashley is here forever, and when he does finally visit the pearly gates, one of his kids will take over. The Ashley era is here to stay forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Mick Lowes is fucking shit. They'd put him down if he was a pet. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/93/f/0,,10 The fat fuck looks completely out of breath from the exertion of leaning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Makes Bernard manning look like peter andre Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Mick Lowes is f***ing s***. They'd put him down if he was a pet. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/93/f/0,,10 The fat f*** looks completely out of breath from the exertion of leaning. It takes effort walking up and down those stairs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 think I'll just rest me belly right here.. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/JaC059kcr8w/0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 probably spent 10 minutes toweling him off for that picture Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 http://thepremierleagueowl.com/alan-pardew-surely-coming-to-the-end-at-newcastle-united/ Following today’s defeat at home to Manchester United, Newcastle have now lost seven of their last ten games. Beyond the ugliness of that sequence, the real worry has been how many times Alan Pardew’s side have not just been beaten but how often they’ve been out-matched in every department of a game. Newcastle aren’t just known for losing at the moment, they’ve become synonymous with an almost scandalous lack of desire. The three-nil losses to Sunderland and Everton, and the four-nil defeats to United, Southampton, and Tottenham were all characterised not by technical inferiority but an unwillingness play with any sort of pride or application. Newcastle under Pardew have become an abomination. There are background issues at St James’ Park, and neither Mike Ashley’s ownership or Joe Kinnear’s stint as Director of Football have been particularly helpful, but Newcastle’s current troubles are all rooted in the dressing-room. Yes, the failure to replace Yohan Cabaye has been extremely detrimental, but that in itself does not explain the deterioration in attitude. Cabaye’s departure may have made it harder to win, but the Frenchman’s absence does not provide an adequate excuse for the current slump. With no sense of hyperbole, this current side is an insipid embarrassment to the fan-base. Whilst the way Newcastle is run is undeniably an obstacle for any manager, Alan Pardew should be eternally grateful that Mike Ashley is his employer. The infrastructural issues at St James’ Park are so pronounced that on-pitch failure seems relatively forgivable, and Pardew in many ways is the lesser of the two evils – it’s as if his own shortcomings are permanently asterisked by what’s happening above him. But this has gone too far now: Pardew has evidently lost his hold of the dressing-room and is continually overseeing performances which harm the club’s reputation – he may well be serving a ban at the moment, but that’s a side issue with next-to-no relevance. While there may well be personnel issues within the first-eleven, this is still not a group of players who should be falling on their sword as often as they do. Eventually, someone has to be held to account for this. If, as manager of a club of Newcastle’s size and squad, you return four wins from four months and you also head-butt an opposing player mid-game, it’s wholly-unrealistic to expect to keep your job. Now is the moment to call time on this prancing blow-hard and move in a healthier direction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Did he dick off during the second half? Saw him sat in the first but not in the second. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I don't know if it's been mentioned but our sack of shite referred to Man U as "United." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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