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With one home game to play, United have managed to score just 20 times in the Premier League at SJP to date - with five of them in one game, against Stoke City.

 

Our lowest seasonal total in the Premier League to date is 22 (reached in 1997/98 and 2006/07), while last season and the 2008/09 relegation campaign saw 24 netted.

 

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The only real chance of him getting sacked is if we drop out of the top ten. Looking at the fixtures, we'll probably just scrape 10th (unless Palace nick a good result in one of their big home games):

 

NUFC - 46 points

Arsenal (a)

Cardiff (h)

Liverpool (a)

 

Stoke - 44 points

Spurs (h)

Fulham (h)

West Brom (a)

 

Crystal Palace - 43 points

Man City (h)

Liverpool (h)

Fulham (a)

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Probably rang in whilst wearing a gimp mask with some leather clad lass in a nazi hat calling him a useless cunt and volleying him in the bollocks. Or he's thick as a bulls dick.

 

:lol:

 

 

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We dont want to TRY and get into europe, so our aim is 10th to 8th in the league...We dont want to have a go in either cups as this could damage our prem status...

 

We dont play attractive football and we no longer score goals.

 

Why should people turn up to watch that ?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Absolutely pointless football club.

 

 

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We dont want to TRY and get into europe, so our aim is 10th to 8th in the league...We dont want to have a go in either cups as this could damage our prem status...

 

We dont play attractive football and we no longer score goals.

 

Why should people turn up to watch that ?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Absolutely pointless football club.

 

 

 

Not a true fan, support the team not the regime, thick and thin yackety smackety blah blah blah

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We dont want to TRY and get into europe, so our aim is 10th to 8th in the league...We dont want to have a go in either cups as this could damage our prem status...

 

We dont play attractive football and we no longer score goals.

 

Why should people turn up to watch that ?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Absolutely pointless football club.

 

 

 

Not a true fan, support the team not the regime, thick and thin yackety smackety blah blah blah

 

I support Newcastle United, not this stripped down Franchise of a football team which only exists to advertise Sports Direct and all the naff companies under its umbrella.

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We dont want to TRY and get into europe, so our aim is 10th to 8th in the league...We dont want to have a go in either cups as this could damage our prem status...

 

We dont play attractive football and we no longer score goals.

 

Why should people turn up to watch that ?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Absolutely pointless football club.

 

 

 

Not a true fan, support the team not the regime, thick and thin yackety smackety blah blah blah

 

My mates have gone this way, they'd still turn up even if Ashley was pissing on them as they walked through the turnstiles.

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That would work if we had a manager who we got behind and played decent stuff. We could still do that even with Ashley being tight. See the season and a half under Hughton.

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The only real chance of him getting sacked is if we drop out of the top ten. Looking at the fixtures, we'll probably just scrape 10th (unless Palace nick a good result in one of their big home games):

 

NUFC - 46 points

Arsenal (a)

Cardiff (h)

Liverpool (a)

 

Stoke - 44 points

Spurs (h)

Fulham (h)

West Brom (a)

 

Crystal Palace - 43 points

Man City (h)

Liverpool (h)

Fulham (a)

 

I think we'll end up 11th on goal difference with that run in.

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The only real chance of him getting sacked is if we drop out of the top ten. Looking at the fixtures, we'll probably just scrape 10th (unless Palace nick a good result in one of their big home games):

 

NUFC - 46 points

Arsenal (a)

Cardiff (h)

Liverpool (a)

 

Stoke - 44 points

Spurs (h)

Fulham (h)

West Brom (a)

 

Crystal Palace - 43 points

Man City (h)

Liverpool (h)

Fulham (a)

 

I think we'll end up 11th on goal difference with that run in.

 

Get caught by Stoke easy at least

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Taking Pardew out the question none of them deserve a bonus, so hope it's 11th, plus 3 more losses has got to put the pressure on Pardew, surely! 8 loss finish to the season?! Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

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I think it's safe to say this cesspit dwelling shitbag is the worst manager we've had in my time supporting the club, the only good thing is that he looks battered in his interviews.

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I think it's safe to say this cesspit dwelling shitbag is the worst manager we've had in my time supporting the club, the only good thing is that he looks battered in his interviews.

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

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Yeah, it's 10th or 11th now.

No bonuses for the useless fuckers if 11th and Pardew will have failed his remit. Might be the only way he gets canned.

 

Depends how much the bonuses are, if they amount to more than one place in the pl then Ashley will be delighted with 11th.

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