TaylorJ_01 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Genuine question, are there any records that he could conceivably break before the end of the season? biggest mustard collection Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Does he have the most different kinds of mustard or is it purely the volume of mustard that he owns? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Thread title should just read Alan Pardew (Unwanted) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Does he have the most different kinds of mustard or is it purely the volume of mustard that he owns? most different Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Is the cunts pre match presser tomorrow then? Can't wait to hear how difficult this game will be with Arsenal having fourth to play for. For once we'll all agree with him that we should lose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Science getting a noble mention on Total Sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 maybe worth adding a list of excuses in the OP as well (science, spys, Notting Hill etc) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Science getting a noble mention on Total Sport. Big Geordie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Pardew is nowhere near being sacked. He has achieved what was asked...around top 10 finish. He even managed to save Ashley some money with his head butting. Its all good...Everything is going according to plan. --- coz pardew will never get a job like this and ashley knows how much he want it...every day/week pardew will make an absolute c*nt of himself just to stay in the manager seat. No else will be stupid enough to do that for ashley and his long term strategy, whatever that is? If it'd been that we'd just been inconsistent I'd agree with the first bit. But even Ashley will be aware we're in the shit next season as it stands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I don't know what to think, the FCB is unpredictable at the best of times. I convince myself that hes going, why would anyone put up with the "football" on display? Even from a purely business/financial point of view he's losing money by dropping down the table, devaluing players, unable to turn youth team players into saleable assets and making us an unattractive brand to consumers and potential investors. But then I get to thinking we're exactly where he wants us to be, languishing in the doldrums of midtable mediocrity, safe from relegation and safe from the call of additional funds for European adventures. We've done it, survived another year on the last fibres of a shoestring budget, sold the last of our profitable purples and sat on the interest payments for 6 months. Money HAS to be spent, Ashley must know this, we're no longer able to survive another season without practical investment. Does he trust anti-football loving Pardew with that recruitment drive, give him until January to see if another season of survival is possible? He will more than likely lose some of his purples under market value as it's clear those with a modicum of footballing sense in the dressing room are more than disillusioned with Pardew. Or does he cut his losses and start a new season afresh with a whole new setup and keep players like Krul and HBA who will undoubtably grow in value under a better manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Not sure if Giggs. Not sure if true either... 'Alan Pardew will be sacked as Newcastle manager if they fail to finish in the top 10 this season (Daily Telegraph)' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 We'll scrape in by a point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Not sure if Giggs. Not sure if true either... 'Alan Pardew will be sacked as Newcastle manager if they fail to finish in the top 10 this season (Daily Telegraph)' Nah, no way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 We'll beat Cardiff in the 90th minute, helping the mackems stay up in the process. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Does he have the most different kinds of mustard or is it purely the volume of mustard that he owns? most different How many different kinds of mustard are there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Not sure if Giggs. Not sure if true either... 'Alan Pardew will be sacked as Newcastle manager if they fail to finish in the top 10 this season (Daily Telegraph)' http://i.imgur.com/R4MIqdJ.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 It would have to be a weird club where 10th was fine and 11th meant sacked. We are a weird club, but still. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 It would have to be a weird club where 10th was fine and 11th meant sacked. We are a weird club, but still. I think it's referring to comments made (IIRC) after last season's Pardew v Ashley head-to-head meet where Pardew kept his job, but that to continue keeping it he had to finish top 10 next season. I may be wrong remembering here, but I think some mention of the sort was done last summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 If Ashley has indeed tried to hire Moyes twice before then surely it wont take much for him to try again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Does he have the most different kinds of mustard or is it purely the volume of mustard that he owns? most different How many different kinds of mustard are there? there are lots Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 French or English Mustard, it's a tough call Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoinufc Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Pardew is nowhere near being sacked. He has achieved what was asked...around top 10 finish. He even managed to save Ashley some money with his head butting. Its all good...Everything is going according to plan. --- coz pardew will never get a job like this and ashley knows how much he want it...every day/week pardew will make an absolute c*nt of himself just to stay in the manager seat. No else will be stupid enough to do that for ashley and his long term strategy, whatever that is? Minimum top 10 finish is what was said. same same if we finish 9th or 13th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoinufc Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Pardew is nowhere near being sacked. He has achieved what was asked...around top 10 finish. He even managed to save Ashley some money with his head butting. Its all good...Everything is going according to plan. --- coz pardew will never get a job like this and ashley knows how much he want it...every day/week pardew will make an absolute c*nt of himself just to stay in the manager seat. No else will be stupid enough to do that for ashley and his long term strategy, whatever that is? If it'd been that we'd just been inconsistent I'd agree with the first bit. But even Ashley will be aware we're in the s*** next season as it stands. well, you would think so. But Ashley didn´t sack pardew after last season + the head butting incident. Ashley only wants pardew, coz they have some kind of pact, or whatever....A new manager will question the regime after short time and it will be hell for Ashley. "Only" thing that can force pardew out is the players in my opinion....and they are doing a great job atm. I honestly hope we will continue loosing so pressure will be too extreme to handle for ashley and pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 French or English Mustard, it's a tough call English for Pards. But then that's because he's been putting his French mustard on rocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Does he have the most different kinds of mustard or is it purely the volume of mustard that he owns? most different How many different kinds of mustard are there? there are lots Thought you were meant to be a Mathematician? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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