Vinny Green Balls Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Our list of being fucked is strikingly similar to Lohan's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 If they discover more of Lindsey Lohan's list and find Pardew's name on it... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strongbow69 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 We're the Lindsay Lohan of football. Nah I'd still bang lohan. We are the re animated corpse of Brittany Murphy we aren't pretty, Id say we're susan boyles minge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 He so fucking arrogant.. he knows his job is safe as houses. complete twat. To compound everything Cardiff will probably lay down and we will win with a scrappy goal off Sholas ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 said in the guardian match report the away fans were in "open revolt" - is this close to being true? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 People at my work still think I'm crazy for wanting this f*** out. "You guys really think you deserve to be higher than ninth? He lost Cabaye in Jan! It's the French players, everyone knows they're lazy!" I wanna punch a brick wall really hard now as it seems like I'M the one who's crazy, the way these people go on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Despite the many wonders of civilization, people are remarkably stupid. Once this is accepted, life becomes easier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 He so f***ing arrogant.. he knows his job is safe as houses. complete t***. To compound everything Cardiff will probably lay down and we will win with a scrappy goal off Sholas ass. maybe we should lay down just to put more salt on the would, may as well extend the record as it won't make any difference unless it affects Ashleys pocket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 We'll I would expect it makes a big difference in terms of he targets he has been set. If he doesn't meet the top ten target It is possible that's grounds for dismissal and might be cheaper to offload him than if he meets his target. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I have never felt so low as a fan of Newcastle even when we got relegated there was a feeling of rising from the ashes but now I feel nothing even if we spend £50 million in the summer we will still have a bloke in charge who can't motivate them and who in my opinion is the worst manager in our history . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyt Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Glad to see that Gary Neville absolutely murdered him: "Alan Pardew is getting a lot of stick at the moment, but maybe when they look back in time - he's one of the longest-serving managers, second in the league - he hasn't done a bad job in what have been circumstances where not a lot of people would have done better." "I feel sorry for Alan Pardew in some ways and I feel sorry for the coaches because it reflects badly on them. There's no way they're coaching them to do these things on the pitch" Oh wait.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 The press were the same with Steve Kean, I remember being on the way to an away game listening to furious Blackburn fans ringing the BBC demanding to know why they were staunchly defending him. It comes down to two things imo. They want to be seen to provide balance (this is true of something like Total Sport). Except it's not balance, because if you have two pro callers and two anti callers, that's not doing anything other than providing idiots with far more coverage than they deserve. And none of them want to be seen to be saying "this person should lose their job" because they know that at some point, they'll probably end up sat next to them for some TV coverage or other. Very commendable, unfortunately it makes them not fit for purpose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Everyone should sing the Record Breakers theme tune on Saturday. Pardew could play Roy Castle's trumpet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I'm still utterly disgusted in Gary Neville, really disgusted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 The press were the same with Steve Kean, I remember being on the way to an away game listening to furious Blackburn fans ringing the BBC demanding to know why they were staunchly defending him. It comes down to two things imo. They want to be seen to provide balance (this is true of something like Total Sport). Except it's not balance, because if you have two pro callers and two anti callers, that's not doing anything other than providing idiots with far more coverage than they deserve. And none of them want to be seen to be saying "this person should lose their job" because they know that at some point, they'll probably end up sat next to them for some TV coverage or other. Very commendable, unfortunately it makes them not fit for purpose. The press were the same with Steve Kean, I remember being on the way to an away game listening to furious Blackburn fans ringing the BBC demanding to know why they were staunchly defending him. It comes down to two things imo. They want to be seen to provide balance (this is true of something like Total Sport). Except it's not balance, because if you have two pro callers and two anti callers, that's not doing anything other than providing idiots with far more coverage than they deserve. And none of them want to be seen to be saying "this person should lose their job" because they know that at some point, they'll probably end up sat next to them for some TV coverage or other. Very commendable, unfortunately it makes them not fit for purpose. The press were the same with Steve Kean, I remember being on the way to an away game listening to furious Blackburn fans ringing the BBC demanding to know why they were staunchly defending him. It comes down to two things imo. They want to be seen to provide balance (this is true of something like Total Sport). Except it's not balance, because if you have two pro callers and two anti callers, that's not doing anything other than providing idiots with far more coverage than they deserve. And none of them want to be seen to be saying "this person should lose their job" because they know that at some point, they'll probably end up sat next to them for some TV coverage or other. Very commendable, unfortunately it makes them not fit for purpose. And Steve Clarke (almost identical season they had last year to us this year). Their fans saw the decline after a good first half to the season, but because they still finished top 10 (down to a striker they didn't own....eerily familiar), opposition fans and the press took it as a big shock when he was sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I'm still utterly disgusted in Gary Neville, really disgusted. Yeah completely gone off him tbf, rated him before but not now. Rat faced prick IMO Knows nowt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 He's not sacked yet? fucking hell.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 We will pick up a win v Cardiff last minute and Pardew will have a parade through the city centre and go on to tell the media the bad run was just a blip. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyt Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 @sportsbreakfast: 6 defeats in a row Worst run in 27 years Just 1.11 goals per home game What is happening at #NUFC? We ask former forward @mickquinn1089 The stats seem to have made an impact at last Even Rob Lee defending him now. Hands tied, Cabaye etc. etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Canny worrying that a team can totally collapse with the sale of one player :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 He added: “We have to make sure we are stronger. “The first half of the season maybe we overstepped the mark or excelled to a degree. “I thought we gave good value for money for this football club in the first half of the season. “In the second half we haven’t. “We have to make sure we give full value.” http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s06d0Ex31rbrlneo1_400.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Just fuck off already! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 He really is a condescending bastard saying we should be grateful with what we have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 He really is a condescending b****** saying we should be grateful with what we have. Yup. Pardew supporters have no right to demand ASHLEY OUT. If the wideboy wasn't happy with the owner, then he could resign. Instead he dedicates wins to Mike and rambles on about value. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff512/Scotty6682/scott1_zps82d76a62.png They've already got the Liverpool score right. That's fucking brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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