Disco Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 First time Alan has had a small head in years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I am sure he said on SSN he has never experienced a run like this before. Evidence suggests otherwise at Charlton and he lost 8 on the trot at West Ham. He couldn't lie straight in bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 He is unreal like "oh they're criticising me for losing, how dare they! I'll be the bigger man and rise above it.". It's ok though folks, he's got a little bit of that winning mentality and he'll just dig deep to find the process to win. But if we don't it's because they have more to play for getting out of relegation. They had that je ne se qua about them, that little bit more desire, we can't expect to compete with that. The most important thing though is that Alan lies through his back teeth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Why wouldn't they? Shit teams pick up points when they're fighting for their lives. Especially when playing against a spineless team with nothing to play for. With zero creativity in our side. Think we'll grind out a draw/win though. It'll be a shite match. Shite as hell, and we'll all be watching. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Don't know why he does it to himself. The longer it drags on, the more people will hate him with increasing passion. Just leave. The King isn't going to walk away from a multi million pounds pay off. The Lying King lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 The Lying King lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Oh, and apropos of nothing, it's 'would have' not 'would of', you thick c*nt. F*ck off out of our club and take your sh!t grammar with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People don't actually think Cardiff will beat us do they? They desperately need to win the game. We've given up professional football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 This cunt and his streak. Like a shite Undertaker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Terminate this cretin. You missed the ex off mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Sorry if interim Manchester United manager, but one for fellow Partridge connoisseurs. https://vine.co/v/MvQXKLa6090 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 "Little bit of winning mentality" Lose 3-0, claim that we "played ok under the circumstances" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 What 'circumstances' is he talking about any way? Playing at night? Playing another team in the same division? A couple of injuries? Not selecting a player he's ostracised because he's got no idea how to manage him? Having to play away having being dicked 5 times on the spin prior to the game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Was wondering that too like Bullshitter of the highest order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 The average % of games lost for the 5 managers in English football to keep their jobs as long as Pardew is under 30%. Pardew has lost 40%. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 @CaulkinTheTimes One point of order re Pardew: he was pressed repeatedly on his "I wasn't set any targets" quote & finally said it was a "misspeak". Pardew explained by saying: "The club put that strategy (top-10) in place, but my goals were higher than that." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 "misspeak" :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pardnocchio-300x200.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 @CaulkinTheTimes One point of order re Pardew: he was pressed repeatedly on his "I wasn't set any targets" quote & finally said it was a "misspeak". Pardew explained by saying: "The club put that strategy (top-10) in place, but my goals were higher than that." "I wasn't set any targets. I was set targets." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 So is this him admitting that he has failed even by his standards? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 So is this him admitting that he has failed even by his standards? Not sure, but goals are not really his forte are they? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 not worth a thread but been to Mick Quinn talk in but he was doing Talkshite so under contract and Steve Howey filled in and will try to remember most things in bullet points 1.Reckons from inside info 93% of players want out most notably Colo but Krul ,Sissoko, Santon,Debuchy also are after moves (can see issues with them if acceptable bids are not forthcoming) 2.Heard that Pardew will not be manager next season from a very good sauce 3.he is banned from SJP for slagging off Charnley in his Sunday Sun column 4.Thinks Chronicle is wrong for trying to push for Pardew to get sacked (imho it is the poll results not the paper) 5.Met Ashley recently at a function and he came over as a good bloke who wants the club to do well. 6.Man City owners were after us but did not offer Ashleys valuation (maybe the interest free loan is my guess) Before anyone starts with the old "we know all that bollocks " this is confirmation to finish off with non NUFC related stuff he fell out with Lee Clark over a Sky Sports interview he did about how easy Birmingham City players fell over and said Terry Mcdermott did fuck all coaching anywhere he has been and Lee Clark said "knock his teeth out and put seats in and then he is a coach" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 not worth a thread but been to Mick Quinn talk in but he was doing Talkshite so under contract and Steve Howey filled in and will try to remember most things in bullet points 1.Reckons from inside info 93% of players want out most notably Colo but Krul ,Sissoko, Santon,Debuchy also are after moves (can see issues with them if acceptable bids are not forthcoming) 2.Heard that Pardew will not be manager next season from a very good sauce 3.he is banned from SJP for slagging off Charnley in his Sunday Sun column 4.Thinks Chronicle is wrong for trying to push for Pardew to get sacked (imho it is the poll results not the paper) 5.Met Ashley recently at a function and he came over as a good bloke who wants the club to do well. 6.Man City owners were after us but did not offer Ashleys valuation (maybe the interest free loan is my guess) Before anyone starts with the old "we know all that bollocks " this is confirmation to finish off with non NUFC related stuff he fell out with Lee Clark over a Sky Sports interview he did about how easy Birmingham City players fell over and said Terry Mcdermott did f*** all coaching anywhere he has been and Lee Clark said "knock his teeth out and put seats in and then he is a coach" Did he say why the players wanted out? (i.e was it because of Pardew or because of something else?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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