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themanupstairs

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The conceited tapeworm is squirming in the bowels of the monster shitstorm he's created for himself. The Albendazole is headed his way, and soon he'll be flushed out of our glorious club and into the toilet bowl of footballing history. Or summat.

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One of his first interviews when he joined, just amusing to look back on:

 

"I have always managed teams that have played attacking positive football, something I know the supporters here appreciate. At the same time I intend to focus on developing exciting young players through the club's excellent Academy and development squad, and I know the board here at St. James' Park are very committed to that too.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-3344853#ixzz30ZLNiH1s

 

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One of his first interviews when he joined, just amusing to look back on:

 

"I have always managed teams that have played attacking positive football, something I know the supporters here appreciate. At the same time I intend to focus on developing exciting young players through the club's excellent Academy and development squad, and I know the board here at St. James' Park are very committed to that too.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-3344853#ixzz30ZLNiH1s

 

 

:lol: Not one word is true.

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PARDEW ON HATEM BEN ARFA:

 

March 2012: "Not many players would have been blessed with the talent 'Atam has, and the French manager should take note of it."

 

September 2013: "His performance today was unplayable. He was on fire. He has the ability to hold onto the ball and explode past two or three players. This is what the supporters pay to watch."

 

------------PARDEW ONLY STARTS HBA 6 MORE TIMES THIS SEASON--------

 

December 2013: "(To get back in the starting XI) First he has got to get in front of Yoan Gouffran and Moussa Sissoko and that isn't going to be easy because they have been brilliant."

 

March 2014: "I've not lost patience with him but Hatem has to gain the trust of not just me but our players and fans. He has to show he's the real deal if he's going to play."

 

"Hatem needs a good finish to the season and he's aware of that for a number of reasons."

 

"The bottom line with Hatem is if he's getting assists and goals, then it all balances out," he said.  He needs to get the balance right between delivering for us in an offensive way and the team keeping its discipline intact with him in the side. If he isn't doing it, then it isn't balancing out."

 

HATEM BEN ARFA ON PARDEW:

 

April 2014: "I feel sad and frustrated but not angry. I think I could make a difference and I'd like to try. I think Pardew believes in me, but he doesn't show it. I don't know why. He needs to give me more confidence to build my best game because, at the moment, I don't have that."

 

"It's not easy when you come on and we're 2-0 down and everybody wants you to do something great. The manager told me I had to score more and get more assists, I said 'OK, but I have to play'. It would be better if I started games."

 

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PARDEW ON CARLOS TEVEZ/JAVIER MASCHERANO:

 

September 2006: "I was blown away by Tevez's talent. You don't turn down the chance to sign two world-class players. I know West Ham fans will take to Tevez straight away. He is in the same bracket as Paolo Di Canio in terms of what he can bring - charisma, high skill and excitement. Mascherano is a different player - he brings a calming influence in possession and is an intelligent player on the pitch."

 

PARDEW ON MASCHERANO AFTER ONLY STARTING HIM TWICE IN TWO MONTHS AFTER SIX WEST HAM DEFEATS:

 

October 2006: "He's an outstanding player.  I need to just adjust his game a wee bit to the Premiership and I think he's aware of that. But he needs to play for that to happen and unfortunately, when you've got six defeats, you need to go with people who know the job inside and out."

 

November 2006 - Tevez forced to train in a Brazil shirt away from squad after angry reaction to being subbed in 1-0 win over Sheffield United

 

PARDEW SACKED AS WEST HAM MANAGER ON 11 DECEMBER 2006; MASCHERANO MADE 5 WEST HAM APPS; TEVEZ DIDN'T SCORE HIS 1ST GOAL UNTIL 4 MARCH 2007

 

CARLOS TEVEZ ON PARDEW:

 

January 2007: "I was surprised to see how long Pardew held on to the job in the end. I was never given the chances I thought I would be given and I was told to play out of position against my will.

 

"I had to sacrifice myself for the team which I don't think helped. I was playing in ways I did not understand well and I lost a lot from my own game.

 

"It didn't fit where he put me, but I wanted to help."

 

"I don't think he had a clear idea about my game or what to do. He was more suited to coaching English teams without foreign players with big reputations."

 

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arnonel

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Im so sick of the comments : "Why get rid of Pardew, its Ashely that is the problem"

 

Is it so hard to comprehend that they can both be idiots?

Dont get rid of an MP, its the PM thats the problem. In fact, dont get rid of the PM, its God thats the problem.

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October 2006: "He's an outstanding player.  I need to just adjust his game a wee bit to the Premiership and I think he's aware of that. But he needs to play for that to happen and unfortunately, when you've got six defeats, you need to go with people who know the job inside and out."

 

This might be the worst thing he's ever said. Holy fuck :lol:

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NG32

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Keep losing, stick to the same plan.  Eventually you will play a team in a worse position.  Get lucky and declare yourself the king again.  I have just been reading some of his latest quotes.  They are truely maddening.  What slimey snake he is.

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Pardew decided to have the lads in the squad vote on the proper punishment so the Argentinian Tevez was forced to train in a Brazil shirt for a week.

 

Blame it on his most talented player and turn the other players on him. That's new.

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Do not shoot the messenger but @ a Talk in with Steve Howey stepping in for Mick Quinn in Lemington club he said inside info Pardew out end of season ,tbh will not hold my breath but said defo happening  :undecided:

Should be in the braindead rumours thread  ;D

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Do not shoot the messenger but @ a Talk in with Steve Howey stepping in for Mick Quinn in Lemington club he said inside info Pardew out end of season ,tbh will not hold my breath but said defo happening  :undecided:

Should be in the braindead rumours thread  ;D

 

Had to do a double take on your username, its the 3rd time i have read that today on here :lol:

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Newcastle boss Alan Pardew is happy to take the blame for the club's failings this season if it keeps the pressure off his players.

 

A run of six consecutive Barclays Premier League defeats has left the Magpies marooned in mid-table at the end of a season which initially promised much more.

 

Such is the anger of supporters over what they feel is the latest in a series of wasted opportunities that they are planning to stage a protest during Saturday's final home game of the campaign against Cardiff.

 

Much of the ire which has in the past been directed at owner Mike Ashley and ill-fated former director of football Joe Kinnear is now being aimed at the manager, and he has no problem with that.

 

He said: "It's a job that comes with fantastic highs and also deep lows, and you have to cope with those equally well.

 

"I have tried to be balanced with the players this week and the pressure is very much on me.

 

"Sometimes it angles towards someone. Sometimes it's the owner, sometimes it's the players - this time, it's me and in a way, that's probably better for the team on this occasion.

 

"We all know the importance of the game for us as a club, and the club comes first. Forget about me and everything else, that's very important.

 

"I think that's been lost a little bit this week. This is about Newcastle and the pride that we have. Our pride has been dented. "

 

Newcastle went much of the way towards eradicating last season's struggle against relegation when they surged into the top six during the first half of the campaign, with star midfielder Yohan Cabaye to the fore.

 

However, his not unexpected £19million sale to Paris St Germain in January pulled the rug from under their feet, with Ashley deciding not to replace him immediately.

 

That, on top of two summers of perceived under-investment, left fans in mutinous mood to the point where spectators are being asked to stage a walk-out during the Cardiff game.

 

The Newcastle United Supporters Trust is urging supporters to consider leaving the stadium with 69 minutes played to symbolise their unrest with a club which lifted its last major trophy in 1969.

 

Pardew will have striker Luuk De Jong back from an ankle injury, but midfielder Hatem Ben Arfa seems unlikely to be included once again after training away from the main group.

 

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer believes it would "definitely be a bigger miracle" than Manchester United's epic 1999 Champions League final triumph if Cardiff can avoid relegation.

 

Solskjaer and Teddy Sheringham scored injury-time goals as United beat Bayern Munich 2-1 in Barcelona on one of British football's most famous nights.

 

The current Cardiff manager now faces the task of trying to keep his team afloat.

 

Currently bottom of the league, they require victories in their final two games - at Newcastle on Saturday and against Cardiff City Stadium visitors Chelsea in nine days' time - to retain any survival hope.

 

Even then, they still need other results to work in their favour, but Solskjaer has no intention of throwing in the towel.

 

"If we stay up it would definitely be a bigger miracle than Barcelona in 1999," he said.

 

"That night it was possible, and in football anything is possible. So we need to give ourselves a chance in front of our fans against Chelsea.

 

"It takes belief, togetherness, a team that goes the extra mile, and a hero stepping forward and doing something magical.

 

"It's still possible, it's still possible that we are out of the bottom three if we win this weekend. We have got to give ourselves something to play for in the last game by winning this game.

 

"One of the key points is just imagine how this place (Cardiff City Stadium) will be next weekend if we have got something to play for, when we have got something to play for.

 

"Let's give ourselves a chance by beating Newcastle, because this place will be absolutely rocking if we are in with a chance."

 

http://www.football.co.uk/newcastle_united/pardew_prepared_to_face_flak_rss4698088.shtml?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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biggs

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Do not shoot the messenger but @ a Talk in with Steve Howey stepping in for Mick Quinn in Lemington club he said inside info Pardew out end of season ,tbh will not hold my breath but said defo happening  :undecided:

Should be in the braindead rumours thread  ;D

 

Had to do a double take on your username, its the 3rd time i have read that today on here :lol:

Thought it might have got lost trying to be the "i told you so " tosser  ;D
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