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Guest firetotheworks

Name away, he's a total prick. No idea where he's gone like.

 

Toontastic.

 

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31st August 2012 was my apardcalypse. Thanking Ashley for not selling any player while spending no money in that transfer window tipped Ol' Jacko over the edge and he never returned.

 

Not a sympathiser but he did spend money in that transfer window

 

About £2million I think. Bought Anita but sold Best and Forster to cover most of it.

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There was some right condescending s*** thrown at those of us who knew how awful he was back then mind. f***ing Inochi the worst of the lot.

 

Not to name names.

 

Inochi was just ridiculously rude and condescending, over Pardew of all things. It was nuts.

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So he's an ex-member now then. Hmm.

 

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I can't sympathise with anyone who didn't want him gone after Southampton away last season. Completely dominated by a newly promoted side following two dismal home defeats to West Ham and Swansea.

 

He has been given a preposterous amount of credit for 11/12, a season only worth watching for about six or seven games. Nothing there any better then when Fat Sam finished in a European place at Bolton.

 

We'd played 37 games with a slim chance of still finishing 3rd. Pardew earned himself praise and a bit of time imo. Time which has elapsed long ago.

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Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Why do you keep ignoring the cumulative goal difference of Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton combined equating to exactly the same (-32) as Pardew?

 

Am I honestly the only person that thinks that that's just staggering considering all of those managers were either deemed failures by us, Shepherd or Ashley himself?

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Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

Why do you keep ignoring the cumulative goal difference of Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton combined equating to exactly the same (-32) as Pardew?

 

Am I honestly the only person that thinks that that's just staggering considering all of those managers were either deemed failures by us, Shepherd or Ashley himself?

 

Wut :lol:

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Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Why do you keep ignoring the cumulative goal difference of Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton combined equating to exactly the same (-32) as Pardew?

 

Am I honestly the only person that thinks that that's just staggering considering all of those managers were either deemed failures by us, Shepherd or Ashley himself?

 

Came up ages ago. Even I said it.

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I don't get that stat. ???

 

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Pardew with the worst GD of all our Premier league managers.

 

 

 

:anguish:

 

Gullit+Souness+Roeder+Allardyce+Kinnear+Shearer+Hughton= -32

Pardew= -32

 

If that doesn't convince anyone, I dunno what will. A catalogue of 7 managers that were either failures or deemed as failures by the club providing the sum total of the same negative goal difference as 1 Alan Pardew. Risible.

 

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Correct me if I'm mistaken but unless we score against Cardiff we will have scored the same amount of league goals as Sunderland at St James' Park in potentially 8-9 months (next season IF we score then)?

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Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

 

Why do you keep ignoring the cumulative goal difference of Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton combined equating to exactly the same (-32) as Pardew?

 

Am I honestly the only person that thinks that that's just staggering considering all of those managers were either deemed failures by us, Shepherd or Ashley himself?

 

I don't think it's as damning as the sentence suggests when you first read it.  It equates Pardew to those managers rather than exemplifying how he is worse.  Gullit inherited a title challenging team.  Souness too.  The fact that they managed negative goal differences shames them more than pardew.

 

Keegan

Played 162

GD +148

 

Robson

Played 188

GD +59

 

Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Alardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton..

Played 214

GD -32

 

Pardew

Played 132

GD -32

 

I mean, clearly Pardew's record is awful, but given that goal difference should usually be positive, the shocking thing about that combined group is that they all managed to fail on a scale approaching Pardew's. None of them having lasted half as long as he has.

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