Manchester United

[Kid Icarus]

50 minutes ago, Beth said:

Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era.

It's no surprise to anyone that you would think this.  

[Numbers]

Hes on a mission to piss everyone off when hes just walked in, that never plays out well.

 

I'm all for calling out and getting rid of the wasters in a business but you cant just go full on scorched earth early days.

[Chris_R]

1 hour ago, wiseman said:

If it came out Ashworth was already working for them,  there would be massive consequences. They would be doing absolutely everything in their power to hide him already assisting them and not make it look like it's happening.

 

Of course he's not working for them. They just want us to think he might be so that we reduce our compensation demands.

[Chris_R]

1 hour ago, wiseman said:

If it came out Ashworth was already working for them,  there would be massive consequences. They would be doing absolutely everything in their power to hide him already assisting them and not make it look like it's happening.

 

Of course he's not working for them. They just want us to think he might be so that we reduce our compensation demands.

[Chris_R]

That point was so important it needed making twice.

[Conjo]

1 hour ago, Beth said:

Well if they don't like it they can always fuck off and find another job WFH. They won't by the way.

 

 

[GeordieDazzler]

1 hour ago, Interpolic said:

Prick. 

 

 

Feels like a soft lay off, get as many people to quit before you start having to pay redundancy. 
 

This coupled with the taxpayer  paid stadium nonsense is more indicative of an Ashley than a Roman. 

[GideonShandy]

1 hour ago, midds said:

Riddled with laziness - on and off the field. Time for them to put in the hours they get paid for, the workshy, sweat-dodging cunts. Time to put some shoulders to the wheel and start making the bosses richer

 

Should pull their socks up, roll up their sleeves and get back to basics, as a well-known Man U legend likes to say.  To be brutally honest.  Well, y'know . . .

[sempuki]

1 hour ago, Beth said:

Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era.

Utter tosh. I'm an academic and have researched extensively on this. Such a shortsighted view.

[Chris_R]

Yep, as someone who can work from home I'm massively more productive there. Even before the pandemic I'd ask to work from home if I had a pressing deadline coming so I could avoid distractions.

[LionOfGosforth]

Worked from home since 2008, love it, miles more productive and would never want to go back to commuting, traffic, parking hassles and lost productivity all while getting aggravated and spending more. What a load of shite

[sempuki]

4 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

Worked from home since 2008, love it, miles more productive and would never want to go back to commuting, traffic, parking hassles and lost productivity all while getting aggravated and spending more. What a load of shite

Exactly. When I worked in London I sometimes had to travel in just for a 15 minute meeting. Cost a fortune as well as a near 4-hour round commute. Glad things have moved on since then but seemingly not at Manure.

[Skeletor]

2 hours ago, Chris_R said:

I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me...

 

Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. 

 

This rumour is just to drive down the compo.

 

Nah he's just got no football acumen, so is dazzled by Southgate's semi finals/final as England manager.

[Astroblack]

Mason Greenwood’s GA since going to Getafe - 10 goals, 6 assists in 32 games. 
 

I thought he was a pure finisher but he’s doing HBA type skills from the comps I’ve been watching. 

[Ben]

Southgate to Man Utd would be glorious 

[gdm]

auld Jim is a great laugh

 

 

[1964]

3 minutes ago, gdm said:

auld Jim is a great laugh

 

 

I agree with him, the players have been working from home far too much in recent weeks

[Nexumaster]

3 minutes ago, gdm said:

auld Jim is a great laugh

 

 

 

He'd find that hard to enforce from a legal point of view, wouldn't he? It may be in people's original contracts but if they've been doing it for years now it'll sort of be an official change in "psychological contract" that both parties have agreed and accepted.

[CheikBoom]

10 hours ago, Beth said:

Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era.

What a brain fart.

 

WFH / Hybrid is fantastic. Just a small number of benefits we've seen at work.

• Staff retention is massively improved.
• Staff flexibility around working patterns massively improves (because they're not travelling).
• Productivity is no different, if not slightly better.
• Staff are much happier.

 

Spending 1-2 hours per day commuting isn't an enjoyable experience. Mornings and evenings are now spent getting fresh air or other forms of exercise. 

[Theregulars]

10 hours ago, Nucasol said:

Nothing beats losing four hours of efficient work at home to spend it sat or stood on sweatbox trains doing nothing so some no nowt prick can have you in the office. Boomers gonna boom.

And don’t forget the super important meetings where 95% of the content bears no relevance to your work. Dat presenteeism 

[Groundhog63]

WFH is shit man. N-Os very own HR expert said so. 

Apparently blokes sit at home scratching their ring pieces and sniffing their fingers whilst the lasses sit in their dressing gowns watching MAFS-AUS and crying 

 

 

[Theregulars]

To be fair I think there are arguments for and against working from home if you have the debate in good faith. The issue is the coercion: it’s literally old fashioned. Businesses who insist on it won’t attract talent in the long run. 

[Nucasol]

7 minutes ago, Theregulars said:

To be fair I think there are arguments for and against working from home if you have the debate in good faith. The issue is the coercion: it’s literally old fashioned. Businesses who insist on it won’t attract talent in the long run. 

Hence why Manky Jim appears the out of touch Brexit-ERG-Conservative masters and slaves shitbag that he is.

[Gaztoon]

[gdm]

What made me laugh is the fact they don’t have enough office space as they converted the office space for hospitality