Manchester United

[Miggys First Goal]

Think it’s a given they’re going to lose against Liverpool. If they somehow lose against Southampton alarm bells will be going off all over Old Trafford and Carrington. 
 

33/1 for the drop. 

[Abacus]

4 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Think it’s a given they’re going to lose against Liverpool. If they somehow lose against Southampton alarm bells will be going off all over Old Trafford and Carrington. 
 

33/1 for the drop. 

 

Nah, the alarm bells will have been disconnected to save on the leccy 

[El Prontonise]

53 minutes ago, Menace said:

All jokes aside I reckon Howe would get something out of Rashford - not that I want him here. Look at what he's done with Murphy/Gordon

 

I don't think Murphy or Gordon had attitude issues though.

[mouldy_uk]

8 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

50 years into the future, when people don't even use the internet anymore, I'll still be on here rambling away to myself about Ten Hag's epic cup wins.

 

 

Curious to know whether you also ramble on Man U forums? Moaning about those delusional Newcastle fans 
 

 

[Dokko]

The lack of tactical flexibility is down to his inexperience. It's not that he doesn't want to, he doesn't know how to play any other way. He's used plan a and it's worked so that's that. He's creating a ceiling for himself and ultimately he'll not be a top manager because of it. Football moves on and can do so quite quickly. If you're not prepared to adapt, prepare to die.

 

Beyond his tactical limitations he's worse than Moyes for being dour, and has seemingly fallen out with half his squad. He maybe speaks too much truth, but that isn't good. We've seen how diplomatic Howe is and what is needed to navigate the English press. 

 

The job is far too big for him. It's a job which only a select few can handle, and he isn't one of them. Add bonus on all this is Ashworth saw the problems and was made to leave because they couldn't take the criticism. Glorious situation they've got themselves in. 

[Froggy]

2 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

 

 

Curious to know whether you also ramble on Man U forums? Moaning about those delusional Newcastle fans 

 

Nah. I read them from time to time but don't post. Find RedCafe in particularly a dreadful place. Incredibly negative.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

The platitudes just keep on coming

 

 

[Froggy]

1 minute ago, Dokko said:

The lack of tactical flexibility is down to his inexperience. It's not that he doesn't want to, he doesn't know how to play any other way. He's used plan a and it's worked so that's that. He's creating a ceiling for himself and ultimately he'll not be a top manager because of it. Football moves on and can do so quite quickly. If you're not prepared to adapt, prepare to die.

 

Beyond his tactical limitations he's worse than Moyes for being dour, and has seemingly fallen out with half his squad. He maybe speaks too much truth, but that isn't good. We've seen how diplomatic Howe is and what is needed to navigate the English press. 

 

The job is far too big for him. It's a job which only a select few can handle, and he isn't one of them. Add bonus on all this is Ashworth saw the problems and was made to leave because they couldn't take the criticism. Glorious situation they've got themselves in. 

 

Writing off Amorim nearly as quickly as you wrote off Dobey yesterday.

[Dokko]

4 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Writing off Amorim nearly as quickly as you wrote off Dobey yesterday.

 

Dobey got lucky. Can't play like that again or he's out. Anyway, back to how it's going at manure...

 

Great isn't it? 😂 

[Likelylad]

3 hours ago, Charlies said:

Remember those kids in school who “supported” them for weird reasons like Beckhams hair. 
 

Wey fuck all them  glory hunting cunts 

My old gaffer from Middlesbrough justified his decision to support them as he went to a Ryan Giggs soccer school in the 90s. Ffs 

[Dokko]

Ruben Amorim is averaging 0.88 points per game as Man Utd manager, across the 27 games he'll have this season that would give them a points tally at the end of 39.

The average points to stay up in the Premier League since 1995-96 is 38, meaning they will in terms of current form stay up (just).

According to Opta predictions, they predict Manchester United will finish on 50.2 points and in 12th place.

 

[Dokko]

'I'm not done yet - but I don't want to fight relegation' - Moyes ruling himself out of a return to Old Trafford.

[Dokko]

43 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

The platitudes just keep on coming

 

 

 

It's true as well. You can't think of another team which can rival that observation.

[Cronky]

1 hour ago, andycap said:

I'd play

                         Onana

      Yoro.        Maguire.         Martinez

Dalot  ugarte  Mainoo bruno garnach

                        Zirkzee

                        Hoijlund

 

 

 

That's interesting, because last night Gary Neville was saying that none of the Man U players would get into our eleven. I think that's nonsense. Without getting into all the debates about individuals, all of those players could come under consideration. Our only untouchables are Isak and Bruno.

 

What we saw last night, and particularly in the first 20 minutes, was a team against 11 individuals.

[joeyt]

 

 

Hate stuff like this but this was fun watching

[Abacus]

Then there's only one man with the experience for the job.

 

The only system-less manager still left in the game who therefore won't fall into the Amorim trap by worrying about all them tictacs and what have you.

 

Knows the club like the back of his ham as well.

[Froggy]

1 hour ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Think it’s a given they’re going to lose against Liverpool. If they somehow lose against Southampton alarm bells will be going off all over Old Trafford and Carrington. 
 

33/1 for the drop. 

 

I'll give you 50/1.

[Stifler]

55 minutes ago, Froggy said:

Nah. I read them from time to time but don't post. Find RedCafe in particularly a dreadful place. Incredibly negative.

Let’s face it, you’re not a Man Utd fan.

[Froggy]

1 minute ago, Stifler said:

Let’s face it, you’re not a Man Utd fan.

 

For the last time, I don't support Forest.

 

[Stifler]

1 minute ago, Froggy said:

For the last time, I don't support Forest.

I’m not saying you do, but let’s put it this way.

 

You are from and live in Ireland (Dublin I believe), so it’s reasonable to assume that you don’t regularly go to Old Trafford, you are always on this Newcastle United forum, even when Man Utd are playing you are on here. You don’t partake in Man Utd forums, not sure if you go on other forums or not.

 

I’m sorry like, but you’re not really a Man Utd fan. Clearly they were one of the teams people in Ireland grew up supporting when you were younger, so you likely picked them because they were possibly the dominant team at the time, but you’ve never really fell in love with them have you?

[CPL]

Gone to Manchester for the day without the kids and just walked pass Sackville Street. Expecting to see Amorin any minute now.

[Doctor Zaius]

How bad is Casemiro btw. Fair enough, his legs have gone and he's unable to get around the pitch, but everything about his game was rubbish. Passing, shooting, positioning. 

 

Zirkzee is probably the worst Man Utd player that I've ever seen too. Not even exaggerating. Can't think of any worse?

[wyn davies]

Would we take any of their mob that had potential and could well be improved if they were on offer in their sell off sales.

[Dokko]

3 minutes ago, Stifler said:

I’m not saying you do, but let’s put it this way.

 

You are from and live in Ireland (Dublin I believe), so it’s reasonable to assume that you don’t regularly go to Old Trafford, you are always on this Newcastle United forum, even when Man Utd are playing you are on here. You don’t partake in Man Utd forums, not sure if you go on other forums or not.

 

I’m sorry like, but you’re not really a Man Utd fan. Clearly they were one of the teams people in Ireland grew up supporting when you were younger, so you likely picked them because they were possibly the dominant team at the time, but you’ve never really fell in love with them have you?

 

Ouch. 

[Dokko]

BBC putting articles together to explain what relegation is to Manure customers. 😂

 

Zero chance, unless there's a points deduction waiting for them, which could be the case and why Amorin is talking like he is.