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8 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Never. I bet Ole's hoop tastes citrusy like the arse of an Australian green ant.

 

Based on the wildly fantastical claims you make about his previous tenure, I'd imagined Ole's hoop produced psychedelic excretions like the rear end of the Colorado River Toad.

 

 

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Just now, bobbydazzla said:

 

Based on the wildly fantastical claims you make about his previous tenure, I'd imagined Ole's hoop had psychedelic excretions like the rear end of the Colorado River Toad.

 

He really did finish 3rd and 2nd Bobby. No xG required.

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8 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

He really did finish 3rd and 2nd Bobby. No xG required.


Ole inherited a Mourinho team that had finished 2nd and won trophies and Ole got them to finish 2nd and won no trophies. Amazing. 

 

And Google tells me that Ole’s side had inconsistent xG performances so he couldn’t even give the amateur stat nonces something exciting to tug over.

 

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1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

Ole inherited a Mourinho team that had finished 2nd and won trophies and Ole got them to finish 2nd and won no trophies. Amazing. 

 

And Google tells me that Ole’s side had inconsistent xG performances so he couldn’t even give the amateur stat nonces something exciting to tug over.

 

You're forgetting about the xVibes stat.

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32 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Let Froggy have it iyam. Man United fans pining for the days when they were managed by Ole Gunnar Solskjær is a win. Take yes for an answer. 

 

We're pining for the Fergie days, but of all the interims on the table, it's Ole we want. :lol: A small difference.

 

Would be pining for a relegation if it got rid of the Glazers.

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3 minutes ago, Big River said:

as long as Carrick isn't absolutely fucking diabolical (the Man Utd standard these days), they'll give him the job on a perm :lol: it's so obvious

 

That's my worry. :lol:

 

But INEOS are all about the best in class so it'll hopefully be Luis Enrique in the summer and he'll bring Doue with him. 

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4 minutes ago, Big River said:

as long as Carrick isn't absolutely fucking diabolical (the Man Utd standard these days), they'll give him the job on a perm :lol: it's so obvious

Wasn't popular at Boro by all accounts. Aloof and arrogant to staff and bored the shit out of the fans.

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Shame Carrick is taking that job, as I quite like him.  Or at least I did as a player. 

 

Hopefully he is just as shit as the last however many managers it has been and they drop down the table. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, KennyUtd said:

Well this thread has taken a weird turn.


I’m not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted about the breadth of knowledge  that users have relating to the taste of animal anuses 

 

:megusta:

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@Froggy You're a good lad ( :rolleyes: ) and I hate to see you like this. ( :yao::yao: )

 

As an official Newcastle United ambassador, I am happy to offer you this opportunity to become a Geordie, just like me. No judgment.

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2 hours ago, Froggy said:

 

Ole finished 3rd and 2nd and got the final of a European trophy. He's played the best football since Fergie by a mile, always said the right things in press conferences and adores the club. More importantly, he knows he has no chance of getting the job permanently no matter how well he does. 

 

There's no way Carrick should be the option over him.

 

I suspect that is why they might have overlooked him

 

If he got the vibes going again, got CL and played some more exciting football then there would be an absolute clamour for him to get the job on a full time basis

 

Much easier to give it to Carrick and then go for a permanent manager in the summer

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Watching the Brighton highlights....

 

Man U had 7 players in the box for their first goal and yet every Brighton player was basically unmarked. 2 players trying to stop the cross, 3 ball watching, Martinez for some reason decides to go on the line and Dorgu is marking 2 players.

 

Yes Martinez clears it off the line but he fluffs the clearance and if he'd challenged Wellbeck for the header there's probably no goal

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Mike said:

@Froggy You're a good lad ( :rolleyes: ) and I hate to see you like this. ( :yao::yao: )

 

As an official Newcastle United ambassador, I am happy to offer you this opportunity to become a Geordie, just like me. No judgment.


Full amnesty offered on any 50:50 scarves owned 

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24 minutes ago, Mike said:

@Froggy You're a good lad ( :rolleyes: ) and I hate to see you like this. ( :yao::yao: )

 

As an official Newcastle United ambassador, I am happy to offer you this opportunity to become a Geordie, just like me. No judgment.

 

Erh hold on a minute..........he needs at least two seconds.

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I saw Michael Carrick putting up a windbreak on the north end of Longsands beach during covid times.

 

Rumoured that Fergie was sat in The View cafe with a hipflask of whisky, shaking his head and tutting. Although I didn't see him.

 

 

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42 minutes ago, Mike said:

@Froggy You're a good lad ( :rolleyes: ) and I hate to see you like this. ( :yao::yao: )

 

As an official Newcastle United ambassador, I am happy to offer you this opportunity to become a Geordie, just like me. No judgment.

 

Hard pass mate. Can't jump to a club where the league cup is seen as a great achievement. Need more glory than that. 

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