Tsunami Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 I’m genuinely puzzled; how do you wipe your arse sitting down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earp Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, MagMal said: Look at me, I live in Yarm and eat paarrrsta!!. 🤣🤣 Awful place Yarm. Full of rolled up jeans, sneakers and no socks on a weekend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 minutes ago, Tsunami said: I’m genuinely puzzled; how do you wipe your arse sitting down? How does it feel realising you've been a wrongun your whole life? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 I learnt to wipe sitting down from a Kid Rock music video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam P Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagMal Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 18 minutes ago, Earp said: Awful place Yarm. Full of rolled up jeans, sneakers and no socks on a weekend And every fucker wants to park on the other side of the road on the highstreet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 9 minutes ago, Adam P said: The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. You're invited to inspect my arse crack any time and you'll find it incredibly clean....oh hang on. 😬 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 49 minutes ago, Tsunami said: I’m genuinely puzzled; how do you wipe your arse sitting down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 40 minutes ago, Adam P said: The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Rooney to Man Utd .....oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam P Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 29 minutes ago, KennyUtd said: You're invited to inspect my arse crack any time and you'll find it incredibly clean....oh hang on. 😬 Hanging on Kenny, like the winnets in your arse crack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Tsunami said: I’m genuinely puzzled; how do you wipe your arse sitting down? Badly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Do you flush the toilet before you start wiping and is your head not too near your arse (and toilet) when you’re wiping? Should add that the Man U thread feels perfect for this. I can’t find any videos on the internet and the missus better not look at my search history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Adam P said: The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. Dirty fucking heathens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam P Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 29 minutes ago, KennyUtd said: You're invited to inspect my arse crack any time and you'll find it incredibly clean....oh hang on. 😬 Hanging on Kenny, like the winnets in your arse crack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) 1 hour ago, Adam P said: The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. Not if finished off, as all good jobs should be with an Andrex bum wipe! Edited January 12 by PauloGeordio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 i don't think ive ever ever heard of anyone standing to wipe and i'm close to 40...WTF! who taught them this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, astraguy said: i don't think ive ever ever heard of anyone standing to wipe and i'm close to 40...WTF! who taught them this You don’t stand? Bet you have had a shitty wrist loads of times. Did they call you crappy ‘Carpometacarpal’ at school? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earp Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, MagMal said: And every fucker wants to park on the other side of the road on the highstreet! Traffic’s a nightmare, made worse by the Council granting pp for hundreds of new houses on the periphery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Rooney the banter years continue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) If I was Rooney I’d want to be at home as much as I possibly could so I could spend all day snogging Colleen. Daft cunts got millions in the bank, a massive house and an absolute scorcher of a wife at home and he prefers to spend his time out and about cos-playing as a football manager and telly pundit. Edited January 12 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 5 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: If I was Rooney I’d want to be at home as much as I possibly could so I could spend all day snogging Colleen. Daft cunts got millions in the bank, a massive house and an absolute scorcher of a wife at home and he prefers to spend his time out and about cos-playing as a football manager and telly pundit. she must be gutted he has aged like a hot egg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 5 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said: she must be gutted he has aged like a hot egg A hot egg FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 the hacking was class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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