Guest Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 He slowed the whole thing down as ever. Great my arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 It's funny watching him look around and see which opposition player he can hide behind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 He's so fucking slow to react to anything. Ball bounces for a 50/50 between 2 players and it immediately becomes a 0/100 if it's Colback expected to nick it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 When his mom gave birth it took 67h for him to plop out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Â I'm by no means Colbacks biggest fan, he will never play expansive football or be a creative player, so not too sure what people expect from him. When you have a leaky defence sometimes you need someone like Colback in there to help cover the gaps and relieve some pressure, which is what he did effectively today. Â We should definitely be replacing him in January when if we get a new CB and CM but for Colback I thought he did well today and put a great shift in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 He's so fucking slow to react to anything. Ball bounces for a 50/50 between 2 players and it immediately becomes a 0/100 if it's Colback expected to nick it.  Add to that his obsession with just hanging out the back of opposing players and tugging their arms. Infuriating, I hate how he constantly does that. There was a moment in the first where the ball broke away from the guy he was "marking", he was closest and could have been first to the ball but he was so busy grabbing onto his man's arm he didn't even notice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 When we went 3-1 up we needed the midfield to get a hold of the game and neither he or Tioté got anywhere near doing that. Fucking horrible CM pairing, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Great game today, put some vital blocks in and some great defending in and around our own box. Team looked completely different when Anita came in for Tiote as well. Â Drugs are bad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 His passing wasn't great today but he made a few very decent blocks in our area. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Remember a good block on the edge of the box. Don't remember anything else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Still offers absolutely nothing in any area of the field. Â In a game is which we score 6 the only memorable thing this fucker does is to block a shot. It's embarrassing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 It's horrendous how bad our central midfield is. It's as though we're so glaringly bad at the back and were so light in attack it just got overlooked. I know the defence is weak but for the way we want to play, I think a new midfielder is the most important thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Ghostbuster Colback chases shadows in every game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 His job today was to cover in at right back when Janmaat went forward. done nowt else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 It's horrendous how bad our central midfield is. It's as though we're so glaringly bad at the back and were so light in attack it just got overlooked. I know the defence is weak but for the way we want to play, I think a new midfielder is the most important thing. Â Our midfield is much more of a problem than our defence. That includes playing two CMs wide as well, although I'm not sure that can be avoided. Our first choice back 4 is alright, even if Colo needs replacing. We don't have a first choice central midfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Was praying for a booking so that the derby wouldn't include this no-hoper. He's so frigging peripheral. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 It's horrendous how bad our central midfield is. It's as though we're so glaringly bad at the back and were so light in attack it just got overlooked. I know the defence is weak but for the way we want to play, I think a new midfielder is the most important thing. Â Our midfield is much more of a problem than our defence. That includes playing two CMs wide as well, although I'm not sure that can be avoided. Our first choice back 4 is alright, even if Colo needs replacing. We don't have a first choice central midfield. In january a first choice centre half and centre mid would give us a very decent team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 That would be ideal yeah, a bruiser of a CB so Mbemba can replace Colo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Great game today, put some vital blocks in and some great defending in and around our own box. Team looked completely different when Anita came in for Tiote as well.  Drugs are bad  Love how there seems to be a Reddit-esque circle-jerk against the guy on this forum  Fair enough you didn't think he played well, but there seems to be no room to praise him in any way on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Right now it seems to be between Colback, Tiote and Anita in the centre :lol: Scary.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015  I'm by no means Colbacks biggest fan, he will never play expansive football or be a creative player, so not too sure what people expect from him. When you have a leaky defence sometimes you need someone like Colback in there to help cover the gaps and relieve some pressure, which is what he did effectively today.  We should definitely be replacing him in January when if we get a new CB and CM but for Colback I thought he did well today and put a great shift in.  Good for you 'Sous Chef'! I have a soft spot for JC/don't like the stick he gets. I thought it was a bit of a 'ghost buster' performance from him today, as in he was running and closing/chasing shadows/shutting out opportunities, a lot. Not eye-catching, not much with the ball, but you miss it when it's not there (the two Ferns at Citeh get similiar levels of 'appreciation'...). Anita improved things IMO. That said, I would crawl over broken glass if we could sign someone like Shelvey in January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I think it was because Tiote was so bad but I thought he was okay today. No rash tackles. Slightly quicker on the ball than usual. No great shakes but not worth moaning about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 63 min: I can’t claim to watch Colback every week, but from a Newcastle’s point of view, he is extremely frustrating to watch. Every pass is sideways, backwards, slows everything down.  From The Guardian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 63 min: I can’t claim to watch Colback every week, but from a Newcastle’s point of view, he is extremely frustrating to watch. Every pass is sideways, backwards, slows everything down.  From The Guardian  Nailed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 63 min: I can’t claim to watch Colback every week, but from a Newcastle’s point of view, he is extremely frustrating to watch. Every pass is sideways, backwards, slows everything down.  From The Guardian  Nailed it.  I emailed in to congratulate them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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