John P Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Also Willow and Tails - should be Willo and Tayls surely? Just when I thought I couldn't hate the man any more he goes and does this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Notice the lack of 'half way line' player on that. Absolutely mental that we have everyone back when defending set penises. Basic stuff that your taught as a kid is to have someone on the halfway line to stretch the opposition. Chelski often had 2 players up field. But then again, for a negative twat like our manager its not surprising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Vern Matty.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papavasiliou Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Vern Matty.... Aggar... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Tails. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Sails at CB, Rails at RB. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Notice the lack of 'half way line' player on that. Absolutely mental that we have everyone back when defending set penises. Basic stuff that your taught as a kid is to have someone on the halfway line to stretch the opposition. Chelski often had 2 players up field. But then again, for a negative twat like our manager its not surprising. We rarely even bother when we've gone a goal down. Drives me spare especially when you think how little Anita or Gouffran offer in a defensive set piece situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Notice the lack of 'half way line' player on that. Absolutely mental that we have everyone back when defending set penises. Basic stuff that your taught as a kid is to have someone on the halfway line to stretch the opposition. Chelski often had 2 players up field. But then again, for a negative t*** like our manager its not surprising. This is the top level though Matty, all of the outfield participants are often pressed into the area of the play, not like amateur football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Sadio and Cheiky. Kill him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hydeous Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Who's Sadio? I struggled with Matty for a bit. Matty ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Who's Sadio? I struggled with Matty for a bit. Matty ffs. http://e1.365dm.com/13/09/800x600/massadio-haidara-newcastle-united_3004910.jpg?20130917142341 Actually had to think about maty myself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Notice the lack of 'half way line' player on that. Absolutely mental that we have everyone back when defending set penises. Basic stuff that your taught as a kid is to have someone on the halfway line to stretch the opposition. Chelski often had 2 players up field. But then again, for a negative twat like our manager its not surprising. I thought that was what 'two out' meant? I agree we don't do it enough though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Notice the lack of 'half way line' player on that. Absolutely mental that we have everyone back when defending set penises. Basic stuff that your taught as a kid is to have someone on the halfway line to stretch the opposition. Chelski often had 2 players up field. But then again, for a negative twat like our manager its not surprising. I thought that was what 'two out' meant? I agree we don't do it enough though. I think that means if the ball breaks then they're the two who are supposed to go forward. Vurn and Gouff already have jobs assigned around the box. Plus I have eyes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Tbf, he did finish 5th with that drawing of flying squirrels. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Sadio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dummett btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Roasts > Mash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Who's Sadio? I struggled with Matty for a bit. Matty ffs. Still don't know who Matty is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Sadio = Massadio Haidara Matty = Mathieu Debuchy [move][/move] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Of course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Sadio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dummett btw aye, he's been fucking fantastic this season has our Sadio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Dummett is one of the worst players ever to play in the top flight for us imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papavasiliou Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Dummett is one of the worst players ever to play in the top flight for us imo Just a left footed Danny Simpson. Either backs off everything or jumps in rashly. Going forward all he can ever seem to do is float in slow as fuck crosses that keepers can easily pick out of the air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I still cannot believe he was instructed to run the full length and width of the pitch to take every corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 He seems like a canny lad from what I've heard but he's basically 2014's Paul Huntingdon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 He's gash tbh. Haidara has already shown himself to have far more about him That should have been obvious to everyone really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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