Darth Crooks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 'Itsh fine gaffer honeshtly. I'll walk it off' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 hhhhhhhhhhhaahaha How has he even managed to make it to 26 or whatever he is without spontaneously combusting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 SDJ or Marcelino - who is the biggest crock? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 SDJ or Marcelino - who is the biggest crock? Tough call! Does a poked eye beat a poorly finger? Finger, hands down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I got poked in the eye by my son the other week, I was OK after around 3 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Don't get the hate, its not like he's aiming to get injured, he probably just went in for a 50/50 and got smacked, these things tend to happen in a contact sport You could say the same about Marcelino on that basis, then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Poked in the eye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 If this was any other player this would sound like one of those "convenient injuries" while they negotiate a transfer out of here.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Someone photoshop De Jong as Hans Moleman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Fuck off, True Geordie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Don't get the hate, its not like he's aiming to get injured, he probably just went in for a 50/50 and got smacked, these things tend to happen in a contact sport One of the most likeable players we've had in years for me. It's a shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 SDJ or Marcelino - who is the biggest crock? Wasn't Marcelino a bit of a malingerer? SDJ just seems comically accident-prone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Utter fucking crock and a complete tart. Get rid asap he's a fucking joke man...and it's nowt to do with his nationality before the PC brigade chirp up. He's as useless as his brother, in his own comical way... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordinho Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I agree, he should have played through his collapsed lung. Pft, molly coddled footballers these days eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I don't even know what to think tbh. It's better it's an accident rather than a niggle, but it just seems like it's going to be the way with him forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 This is a club that just keeps on giving. I don't know what I'd do without the comedy of NUFC in my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I agree, he should have played through his collapsed lung. Pft, molly coddled footballers these days eh? That aside how many minor things has this lad had wrong with him since he arrived?? 4/5/6...he is a crock, you think we would learn our lessons. Pfft He's like the kid who always had a note from mum to excuse him from PE... he's a professional footballer who RARELY plays football, just what we need Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Or players might get poked in the eye every day in training, but only this wet blart brings a sick note in for it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 That looks like I have said pokes in the eye are part of the training regime doesn't it, mind you, it is probably Dr Death attempting to stick a thermometer in his mouth and blinded him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 "Can't See 'em De Jong" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I believe it was a poking accident Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I would've thought that getting poked in the eye was either fine after a few minutes or a serious problem, and not much between Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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