r0cafella Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Did anyone hear the first caller tonight, 'Sebastian' a 'born and bred toon fan' who lived in London all his life. Said that he felt Ashley and Pardew got a rougher ride because they were cockneys, and said Geordies doing similar would gave got easier time. Ended by saying we'lol probably end up with some 'muggy geordie' as next manager.... at which point, Steve Howay pulled him up. A clear wind up, but not sure why a London er would go to so much trouble. Maybe it was Mike Ashley himself??!! His mother should have swallowed him. Clearly a WUM though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Did anyone hear the first caller tonight, 'Sebastian' a 'born and bred toon fan' who lived in London all his life. Said that he felt Ashley and Pardew got a rougher ride because they were cockneys, and said Geordies doing similar would gave got easier time. Ended by saying we'lol probably end up with some 'muggy geordie' as next manager.... at which point, Steve Howay pulled him up. A clear wind up, but not sure why a London er would go to so much trouble. Maybe it was Mike Ashley himself??!! aye did , did your post say cockles and georges? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Who's this 'fans forum' guy on Total Sport? Jesus Christ! A total fucking mong. "better the devil you know we may as well stick with him" "Better the devil you know" only works when your devil isn't the actual fucking devil. Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Did anyone hear the first caller tonight, 'Sebastian' a 'born and bred toon fan' who lived in London all his life. Said that he felt Ashley and Pardew got a rougher ride because they were cockneys, and said Geordies doing similar would gave got easier time. Ended by saying we'lol probably end up with some 'muggy geordie' as next manager.... at which point, Steve Howay pulled him up. A clear wind up, but not sure why a London er would go to so much trouble. Maybe it was Mike Ashley himself??!! aye did , did your post say cockles and georges? Haha aye, bloody auto-correct on me phone before i edited it!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Who's this 'fans forum' guy on Total Sport? Jesus Christ! A total f***ing mong. "better the devil you know we may as well stick with him" "Better the devil you know" only works when your devil isn't the actual f***ing devil. c***s. Pretty much :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Better the devil you know is a shit pearl of wisdom full stop. Good kylie song though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Better the devil you know is a shit pearl of wisdom full stop. Good kylie song though. it's a platitude, but also illustrates one of the greatest inherent fears of humanity: the cold darkness of the unknown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Did anyone hear the first caller tonight, 'Sebastian' a 'born and bred toon fan' who lived in London all his life. Said that he felt Ashley and Pardew got a rougher ride because they were cockneys, and said Geordies doing similar would gave got easier time. Ended by saying we'lol probably end up with some 'muggy geordie' as next manager.... at which point, Steve Howay pulled him up. A clear wind up, but not sure why a London er would go to so much trouble. Maybe it was Mike Ashley himself??!! aye did , did your post say cockles and georges? Callers like this are the reason why I've always been too scared to call up these kind of programs (I have a London accent). Even though I've supported the toon all my life and have links with the city (some of my family live in the heed, corbridge and riding mill), I'm worried I'd be accused of being a troll or a plastic fan even though I like to think I have reasonable opinions on the club. Sometimes after the game I've been fuming and staring at my phone wanting to call in but I just can't...end up distracting myself by smoking a joint and ejaculating on a wall or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Naggers with platitude Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 you on about the hoop? ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 you on about the hoop? mine is roughly human body temperature and not so unknown, but yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise O'Leary Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 John Gregory Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 John Gregory Jesus, does he even still exist? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 sadly, but we may have to offer Crawley Town compensation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 sadly, but we may have to offer Crawley Town compensation. Another tool. No ta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rude Kid Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Lawrie Sanchez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You lot are making this thread grimmer than it already is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Lawrie Sanchez your two posts hope you don't know something... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You lot are making this thread grimmer than it already is. You asked for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Bob Carolgees Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Sounds like Beardsley would be pretty grim. I'd add him to the internal list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rude Kid Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Lawrie Sanchez your two posts hope you don't know something... Be careful what you wish for and all that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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