Skeletor Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 So just Janmaat and Sammy criticising the King. I'm waiting for a Blob Jelliot face turn. Didn't Janmaat say Pardew was as good as Van Gaal the other week? Changed his tune after the derby. Said we should have focused on tactics rather than fighting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Pardew in response to Sammy Ameobi's comments that the season is in danger of "falling by the wayside": Well that's just a young player making a naive statement to you guys. That's probably the last we see of him for a while for daring to challenge the King. He's such a disrespectful ass, Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 http://statsbomb.com/2014/12/under-pardew-could-newcastle-do-better/ Interesting read (although I can't profess to understanding all the statistics). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 He's pleased with the game and the performance. Losing the derby at home without scoring. Such a small-time manager. Should fuck off back to Charlton, that's his level. Of course he's pleased with the game and performance, although he's had his share of mackem twankings, this one was the Christmas version and we handed them a record breaking Christma present. Ho ho ho, MERRY Christmas! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 The cheek of this cunt calling people out for making naive statements man He's fucking mentaly ill, he has to be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 The cheek of this c*** calling people out for making naive statements man He's f***ing mentaly ill, he has to be. It's so fucking obvious he's mentally ill. There's four clear markers there. He's not a well man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 They are just having us on mam. Ashley, pardew the rest- they are deliberately taking the piss and the hoards are sucking it all up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 They are just having us on mam. Ashley, pardew the rest- they are deliberately taking the piss and the hoards are sucking it all up. Spot on, in a nutshell, apart from I'm not your mam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Blokes got the easiest gig in town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 With a bit of luck he'll get salmonella from his turkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 They are just having us on mam. Ashley, pardew the rest- they are deliberately taking the piss and the hoards are sucking it all up. Spot on, in a nutshell, apart from I'm not your mam. oops sorry, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 With a bit of luck he'll get salmonella from his turkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 With a bit of luck he'll get salmonella from his turkey. He wouldnt risk it, he would just shuffle his food around the plate, use his knife and fork in the wrong hands. Then tell the wife who cooked his meal "that was really nice" "but you never ate any?" "I had a good go tho" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 "I'm 'avin that" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Are there any more records for shitness left for this cunt to break? Obviously record defeat of 9-0 is still up for grabs, but this fucker loves demolishing records for being shit, he gobbles them up like a fat sports shop owner gobbles up pasties. That won't keep him satisfied, or challenged, for long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 well he does like a good stuffing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Need someone like Arsene to inflict it upon him too, someone who utterly hates the prick and probably is a bit annoyed to see the likes of MYM, HBA, Marv, Cabella and other fellow countrymen of his being wasted by Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Are there any more records for shitness left for this c*** to break? Obviously record defeat of 9-0 is still up for grabs, but this f***er loves demolishing records for being s***, he gobbles them up like a fat sports shop owner gobbles up pasties. That won't keep him satisfied, or challenged, for long. It doesn't matter what happens, We could lose a game to Sunderland 0-50 and it will still be gloosed over with "i thought we were good, maybe a little unlucky" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 As much as it pains me to see it, I'd love for him to get spanked double figures, just to see the smug fucker squirm, what could be his possible excuse for that kind of dry bum humping? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 As much as it pains me to see it, I'd love for him to get spanked double figures, just to see the smug f***er squirm, what could be his possible excuse for that kind of dry bum humping? Media guru would coach him, he would be fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 As much as it pains me to see it, I'd love for him to get spanked double figures, just to see the smug fucker squirm, what could be his possible excuse for that kind of dry bum humping? Too ambitious. Seems to be the go-to excuse regardless of result or performance these days. Mongs buy it though so.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 He was starting to break at Stoke. We need that kind of form again but for it to continue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 If only we could get the home crowd the way it was in the Cardiff game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Very unlikely now IMHO I don't think it is personally. Another second half of the season like last year's and it could quite easily happen again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 How are we doing in terms of relegation? Are we pretty much safe? I guess the question I need to know is when do I stop watching? Last year we hit our 39 point mark and every put their collective feet up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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