Guest firetotheworks Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just remembered when he wanted to sign Darren Bent for us as a trequarista. Could only be possibly funnier if he'd wanted to sign Inzaghi as our answer to Xavi. Utter contrary bellendism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Costel Pantilimon as a water carrier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Yossi Benayoun as a DM destroyer. I could do this all day, so I will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Yoan Gouffran as a defensive winger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Nigel Reo-Coker as your midfield lynchpin Marlon Harewood leading the line Mascherano and Tévez in your bench. Oh wai-- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Hans Molman as Didier Drogba. I've played similar games with actors as superheroes. We all agreed that Danny DeVito as Spiderman would be the most hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Hans Molman as Didier Drogba. I've played similar games with actors as superheroes. We all agreed that Danny DeVito as Spiderman would be the most hilarious. We did it with James Bond, best suggestions that I recall were Michael Jackson, Fatman Scoop and Michelle Pfeiffer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 har har you lost again ya cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Cuntchops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Lol. Pardews tactics' date=' yet again, aload of shit. Newcastle fans, you were right, defensive clueless shit.[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Lol. Pardews tactics' date=' yet again, aload of shit. Newcastle fans, you were right, defensive clueless shit.[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Glorious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Starting to think we were better off with Pardew, lads. http://i.imgur.com/Au9UiKz.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Don't suppose you know what site that is from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Don't suppose you know what site that is from? Mine? Soccerway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Starting to think we were better off with Pardew, lads. http://i.imgur.com/Au9UiKz.png If only we'd known. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Lol. Pardews tactics' date=' yet again, aload of s***. Newcastle fans, you were right, defensive clueless s***.[/quote'] I'm absolutely loving this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I've gone across the border on a classy wind-up mission. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 What were the tactics today? jejeje (that's from one of them, not me) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I've gone across the border on a classy wind-up mission. Nice one Yorkie. What site? I'll bring me popcorn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 stupid cunt losing against teams who could actually relegate us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Unfortunately they're all too busy talking about how utterly terrible they are. Still, a microbe of pleasure from the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 We definitely tried to pass it early on. And failed miserably. So yeah, seemed to resort to hoofing it after that. Failed at that too ? What possession football.. All I saw was lumping it up to Murray every two Minutes and he didn't win anything Reverting to type. Of course, he's played direct football all the while, but they're only just picking up on it now they've lost a couple. Whilst winning there seemed to be some crazy cloaking device that made people completely miss the punt it at the big man approach and somehow convince people it was "front foot attacking football" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 How the fuck do you lose to Hull? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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