Sima Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Imagine someone telling Ian that he was too harsh on Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 It was a surreal situation to be fair, I'm not used to telling people he's no good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Next time you speak to your mate Ian, take Wullie with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Sorry if giggs: Pardew: Newcastle's freefall is not my fault ALAN PARDEW has hit back angrily at suggestions it's his fault Newcastle are in freefall. By Paul Brown / Published 8th May 2015 Facebook 0 Twitter 3 Google Toon boss John Carver has only won twice since taking over from Pardew and his side have just lost eight in a row to leave them staring at the drop. But former Newcastke chairman Freddie Shepherd claims his predecessor is to blame, saying: "It's Pardew who must take responsibility." That has not gone down well with the Crystal Palace boss, who said: "That's typically unfair of that individual. The players they have are trying their very best to get that club over the line. "The group are short of confidence but I hope they gain that and I the group and John Carver can get them over the line. BACKING: Alan Pardew thinks Newcastle can stay up [GETTY] “I'm not here to defend that situation but I really hope they win on Saturday” Alan Pardew "The players I had there have been tremendous in the time I was there and our results up until I left were pretty excellent really. "I'm not here to defend that situation but I really hope they win on Saturday." Carver landed himself in hot water last weekend by suggesting Newcastle defender Mike Williamson got himself sent off deliberately in their 3-0 defeat to Leicester. Asked about his former player, Pardew added: "He will respond in the right way." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 hey al pards, take that imaginary line of yours, run with it, get over the line, then stick it up your ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's like a character out of f***ing 1984. "We had excellent results" "I always play front foot football". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I thought the King was more into his 'champagne football' (whatever the f*** that is). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I want his life to fall apart to the extent that I actually feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I'm desperate for him to get hit by a car. But first i wanna see him fail extremely badly (which he will) at Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Hangin' his mate JC out to dry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's like a character out of f***ing 1984. "We had excellent results" "I always play front foot football". He just says ANYTHING! And no one in the press is like "Wait, that's bullshit!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 No one said anything when John Carver said he was the best coach in the league, is it any wonder that you get people saying that they're Jesus Christ? Fuck it, maybe I'm Jesus Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Hangin' his mate JC out to dry Carver's only got himself to blame, Pardew was clueless as a manager, but he had enough sense not to publicly slate his own players. Without any managerial nous the players are all you have got. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Hangin' his mate JC out to dry Carver's only got himself to blame, Pardew was clueless as a manager, but he had enough sense not to publicly slate his own players. Without any managerial nous the players are all you have got. Except Ben Arfa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 No one said anything when John Carver said he was the best coach in the league, is it any wonder that you get people saying that they're Jesus Christ? Fuck it, maybe I'm Jesus Christ. Now you mention it, Carver and Jesus have the same initials, maybe he is Jesus? Hold on, my initials are JC too, maybe I'm the Newcastle manager. Would explain a lot... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Aye it would Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Also blamed the Chronicle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I'd just give up on football if those two went there to play for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I'd find him and I'd kill him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Yohan Cabaye screaming on some Drag Me to Hell shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Pardew is the kind of visionary manager that would motivate Cabaye to quit PSG and join him at Crystal Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Dat London factor & TV deal...not beyond the realms of insanity for one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedX02 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I'm picturing Pardew flying to Paris in a ridiculous disguise and trying to trick Cabaye with the same promises of champagne football and 100 touches per match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Gutted he scraped a win against Everton in his last game, he was on another shite run up til that. Seems to have been forgotten. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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